What women say and what they mean Title says it all ......

That's a bit jaded, no?

I mean I know that this was an attempt at humor. Some guys on here could post a lead-in like this and make it funny as hell with a little better word play. But coming from you it just came across as angry and bitter, which I'm sure was not your goal. Just sayin.

In almost 40 years of practicing law one observation I made long ago keeps coming true time and time again: people project their own beliefs, feelings and emotions into the words of others. Look inwards to determine why when you knew it was joking did you assume anger? Is the theory that someone who praises their wife of over 30 years to everyone and works in a profession that is now 85% women is a woman hater? Seriously? The happily married guy in a sea of single men is the woman hater? C'est domage.

“I adore older men” = $$$$

So true.

“That’s the biggest cock I’ve ever seen” = I love your money! I use that one all the time myself.

Lmao Carolyn. It makes me laugh when a dancer says that to me because no one on earth knows a guy's cock better than he does.

Best line women use is you remind me of my daddy instant boner killer LOL

===> "In almost 40 years of practicing law one observation I made long ago keeps coming true time and time again: people project their own beliefs, feelings and emotions into the words of others."

Right. That philosophy guarantees that you never have to take responsibility for your own poor writing style, including the harsh tonal quality. I can see how you would find that appealing. 😉

Others have picked up the ball and run with it anyway, so cool beans.

My writing style has sucked since college. Always better verbally. It's the reason associates do pleadings and research and I try the case. It is what it is. I do appreciate you admitting you project your anger on my post. Others got it. Are you still mad at 25 kicking your ass here and taking it out on me?

===> "I do appreciate you admitting you project your anger on my post. Others got it. Are you still mad at 25 kicking your ass here and taking it out on me?"

Huh? Is that what 25 did and why would I take it out on you even if it were true? How about instead of looking for other phantom culprits, you consider what I said at face value, lol. Your post came across as angry and bitter. If that was more of a function of your self admitted writing deficiencies than anything else then so be it.

Way.

I'll leave the psychoanalysis/mind reading to others. Meanwhile, OP provided me with a chuckle on this St. Patrick's Day. Therefore, I'm smashing the like button for OP.

Note to founder** Is there any way you could put Like/Dislike buttons on original post ?

"I don't fuck on the first/second/third date" = I won't fuck you on the first/second/third date.

When she's horned up, "I never said that."

The scariest word in a woman's lexicon is… "Nothing".

Me – what's wrong? Her – nothing. Me (in my head) – Oh shit. For next three hours, I'm going to have to listen to every slight, real or imagined, that occurred over the last five years.

Yes finding a sane woman can be challenging at times

I disagree on one:

Let's establish a strong relationship before sex - I'm evaluating how much money you actually have

"That's fine" = That's not fine

"I'll be ready in a minute" = I won't be ready for an hour or more

"Let's take it slow" = I'm not attracted to you at all

"We need to talk" = I'm dumping you

"Does this dress make me look fat?" = If you say I'm fat, run for your life

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

well since i like pawgs how about this: "Does this dress make me look phat?" my reply: "not phat enuff."

Women turned out to be a bigger disappointment than "America." All this bullshit I grew up believing in had turned out to be crap. It was all a lie.

twentyfive said ‘Best line women use is you remind me of my daddy instant boner killer LOL’ i say ‘Best line women use is you remind me of my grandaddy. instant boner killer LOL