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13 years ago
In my military existence, I found that half of the women weren't worth shit-the other half could handle the rough and tumble world of being a warrior.
As for Police work (which I did for a while), most women cops were very good. There were a few like the shitty military chicks, but most women cops could handle the rough language, the fights, and the blood and spit that comes with the job.
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13 years ago
Thanks Fenster
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14 years ago
In Houston, the anti strip club law was written by a female democrat. The law is being ignored as the fuzz are concentrating on gambling raids (which they make money on) and concentrating on hotels for trafficking (good press).
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14 years ago
Showgirls was a missed opportunity. Right premise-executed poorly.
Flashdance-poor stripper movie-excellent indie movie (for those who like indie movies-like me) .
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14 years ago
<p>At a very young age I started running into burning buildings. I graduated from that to Marine Recon. Went from that to Military Police to five years on gang task force. One day I woke up afraid that there was a bullet out there with my name on it. Two days later, I put in my notice.</p>
<p>A week after my last day, I pick up a paper. The guy who took my place had followed a suspected felon into a public bathroom. The felon got the drop on the cop. The felon pointed the .25 mid forhead and pulled the trigger. Hammer fell on the firing pin. Firing pin hit the bullet. The bullet, for whatever reason, didn't go off.</p>
<p>There but for the grace of God go I. </p>
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14 years ago
<p>bmoreshowgirl-a lot of dancers feel that every guy in a SC is a pathetic loser. Many of those who feel that way have made a series of bad life decisions. Sometimes, a dancer will loosen up and be a sexual being. </p>
<p>The last dancr I was with, was a sexual person. She allowed me to take her to her happy place. This is the kind of stripper that I end up caring about. My first ATF and I had a good thing going on for two years, then she suddenly took a powder. </p>
<p>Generalizing is a bad thing. A number of black people are criminals, but does that make them all criminals ? In ethnic groups, fewer than four in ten hispanics finish high school. Does this mean that all hispanics are stupid ? White women are the most difficult to have sex with. Does this mean that all white women are stuck up frigid bitches ? </p>
<p>I understand your frustration with the guy that feels that you "rent out" for 20 bucks an hour. I make twenty bucks an hour and I have to work twenty hours to acomplish what I want/need in a club, provided all my bills are paid and there's food in the fridge/pantry. You make twenty bucks about every three minutes. If I'm going to give you twenty bucks for three minutes work, I want bang for my buck. </p>
<p>I haven't met you. I don't know your personality. I don't know your lapdance style. I do know, however, that Baltimore clubs and dancers charge dearly, and give a lot less bang for buck than Houston clubs/dancers. </p>
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14 years ago
<p>I'm about your age. After Marine boot camp, on my first free day, I decided to check out the skin joints. I had grown up in an oppressive small town in the middle of nowhere. I looked forward to tasting the fruits of a large city.</p>
<p>In mid San Diego, is a large complex that includes a large adult bookstore, the Body Shop (nude), and Les Girls-a burlesque place. I got there at 8 in the morning and checked out everything in the bookstore before brunching at a nearby Denny's. .</p>
<p>The Body Shop opened at 11, and I was in at 11:05. I watched the naked women, who weren't friendly, but they weren't hateful either. After about four hours, I grew bored and checked out a few other sights, before returning to the Body Shop a little after five..</p>
<p>Les Girls opened at 6. A pair of naked women greeted us at the door-a solid ten, and a five. I paid the 20 to get in, then took in the show-which was nude, and bizarre. After an hour, I was bored and took in some more nakedness next door before calling it a day at 8. .</p>
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14 years ago
Being a onetime dance instructor, I prefer girls who can actually dance. For me, it's not about the pole, but the girl (not wearing those ridiculous platforms) who can match Julianne Hough in dancing ability.
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14 years ago
<p> She forgot: </p>
<p>Bring:</p>
<p>Baby wipes-I've seen strippers with tiny baby wipe cases (I think there's 10 or 15 inside). Bodily fluids left behind by dancer and/or customer are, well, ....you get it. </p>
<p>The other night I saw a stripper whip a baby wipe out on stage (don't know where it came from-she must've concealed it). She cleaned the stripper pole before touching it. </p>
<p>Leave behind:</p>
<p>The pot. Carrying pot when at or leaving the club is like throwing a ball in a football game-two chances in three that something will go wrong. Cops look for strippers leaving a club and pot gives rogue cops an opportunity to....you get the idea. </p>
<p>A ghetto attitude. Among other things, a strip club is a place of business. A stripper who thinks (and acts) like Gordon Gecko is in charge of her destiny. A stripper who who thinks (and acts) like fifty cent will end up broke, disenchanted, and wondering just what the fuck happened.</p>
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14 years ago
<p> 1) I wasn't there, and I don't have the first clue what he said, but I ain't taking no beating from no one.</p>
<p>2) Back in the day when I was bare knuckles champion of the 4th batallion, there were several that were trying to see me and Posey fight. Posey was a berserker type fighter and it would've been an interesting fight. We discussed that once and he said "You better hope that I win."</p>
<p>"Why's that ?" I asked.</p>
<p>"Because if you win, I'm not going to stop, until one day when I do win." </p>
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14 years ago
MisterGuy said: I live in my mom's basement and I have no friends.
True enough.
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14 years ago
<p>I'm a freakin genius wrote: "Finally - nobody laughed? Not once? The whole fucking thing was supposed to be funny. Geez - people - lighten the fuck up. Or does Ayn not allow that?" </p>
<p>Most of us here enjoy each other's company. We are all different, with different views on politics, religion, and elections, but we all agree on enjoying strippers and networking with each other about clubs, girls, etc. The way we do that is relating to each other as men and adults. You came in here screaming "I'm a pseudo intellectual smarter than everyone !!" I graduated near the top of my class in college, but there are a lot of guys here smarter than I am, and I'm intelligent enough not to insult their intelligence. A little bit of maturity might teach you that lesson. </p>
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14 years ago
<p> 1) Your article would've been more interesting with paragraphs. You start each with <> with a p in between the brackets. You end each with a <> with a /p in between the brackets. </p>
<p> 2) In 2008 I voted Libertarian. I knew that my candidate had absolutely no chance, but neither did McCain (an extemely poor choice by the GOP), plus people were having Obamagasms all over the place. It was late 1976 all over again.</p>
<p>3) You're a smart guy, but waaaaay too smart. You think of yourself as the smartest guy in any room, and that's a sure way to get everyone to think "FUCK him". </p>
4) Where I grew up, we say, "If you're so smart, you fix everything". I lay that challenge at your feet. I've voted in every election (save local school board election) since 1980. I've also campaigned for five Presidential winners and I've served on the staff of one loser (Perot). I've also campaigned for W in two succesful gubernatorial elections and I was a very active campaigner in the giant GOP wave of 1994. I've been a part of positive change in this country. Can you say that ?</p>
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14 years ago
<p>What Goes On in a Woman's Brain When She Has an Orgasm ? </p>
<p>Married Woman = There's space in the closet, I can parlay this into a couple of outfits. </p>
<p>Single Woman = I can parlay this into a weekend of shopping. </p>
<p>Stripper = I got paid 300 for this. If I get him to do this again this week, I can pay rent and still pay Charlie's commissary account. </p>
<p>Nymphomaniac = He'll poop out any moment. I wonder if Stan, Mike, Dan, Bill, Harold, and Bob are still awake. </p>
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14 years ago
What Goes On in a Woman's Brain When She Has an Orgasm ?
Married Woman = There's space in the closet, I can parlay this into a couple of outfits.
Single Woman = I can parlay this into a weekend of shopping.
Stripper = I got paid 300 for this. If I get him to do this again this week, I can pay rent and still pay Charlie's commissary account.
Nymphomaniac = He'll poop out any moment. I wonder if Stan, Mike, Dan, Bill, Harold, and Bob are still awake.
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14 years ago
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The reason it sticks to you is because it's mixed with baby oil. In my travels, I've learned to take a strong (thick) clear plastic bag with me in my suitcase. My dirty laundry goes in there, and if I visit a SC, my suitcase doesn't end up smelling like Eau De Skank.
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14 years ago
VOTE LIBERTARIAN
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14 years ago
<p>If you know a stripper busted by a cop who whipped out his richard, and fingered her, she should talk to the ACLU. I'd like to see lawyers in front of the US Supreme Court trying to explain why it's acceptable for cops to commit crimes to catch "criminals". </p>
<p> Where does the line get drawn ? Is it okay to burglarize to get in a gang ? Is it allowable to commit murder to catch a serial killer ? What then, is the difference between cops and criminals ? I thought the Miranda proceedings put an end to cops crossing way over the line. </p>
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14 years ago
One of Houston's best kept secrets is that it has the best restaurants in the country. Strip joints in Houston have great food and I don't eat there as much as I like to.
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14 years ago
<p> In Houston, cops seem to be ignoring strip clubs-decreased resources= more bang for buck in shutting down traffickers. Cops seem to be ignoring clubs in other cities-with Ohio being a HUGE opposite. In any case, SC's seem to be evolving into bordellos and the next big fight will happen when clubs start setting up high priced VIP rooms with beds (yes, I know some Hustler clubs have these-but they're used for tease, not sex)</p>
<p> Some club will have bedrooms and be ignored by the fuzz. Some other club will follow suit and the cops will raid that club. The media will seize on it, but while the issue is debated, some state (other than Nevada) will legalize prostitution and the debate will be over the need for tax revenues. </p>
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14 years ago
The word feature that used to be here is no longer here. I very much used paragraphs, but my article was compressed.
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14 years ago
For me, 1974 was the seminal year for bunnymag. I was twelve and local shops started selling bunnymag and other men's mags to me. That year, though, Marilyn Lange, a stunning, natural DD Playmate (and later, Playmate of the year) was the only large breasted woman who dominated my fantasies.
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14 years ago
Not all of us are in your boat. You're kind of rubbing it in. Please don't brag-it's unbecoming.
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14 years ago
Dressing for success in a club will get you a hottie a lot quicker than raggedy clothes. From the insiders (strippers) I hear that strippers look at teeth, shoes, and overall appearance. If he's got bad teeth (bad breath & B.O.), what else is he neglecting ? If he's got raggedy shoes, he probably doesn't have much in his pocket. And if his hair is messed up and his clothes are stained, again, probably doesn't have much in his pocket.
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14 years ago
The excerpt is dead on that the entire SC experience is a fantasy experience. The dancer is using an assumed name, why not the guy ? However, certain things can ruin the experience, this is what TUSCL is for, to avoid the pitfalls that can ruin an expensive fantasy.