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For the right price….a cautionary tale

Friday, November 12, 2010 11:18 AM
In a previous thread, someone said that for the right price all dancers will provide sexual services. Whack jobs that they are, the truth is many if not most dancers are not for sale. The majority of these dancers turn down propositions regularly with varying degrees of politeness and whether or not they would give in for a high enough offer, I can't answer. You should have no illusions however, because there is at least one dancer that has no price. As a caution for those less experienced and more impressionable readers I offer the following incident that I was lucky enough to observe and a little advice to go along with it. A dancer friend of mine used to have a lot of sex with a lot of guys but it was always “off the clock”. She was very sensitive about having been born to and abandoned by a prostitute mother and the last thing she would ever do, would be to take money in exchange for sex. There was only one more serious mistake someone could make than to call her a Pro and that would be to assume that she was one. Of course the day came when a customer, a stranger to the club, made that ultimate error in judgment by asking her for a BJ. I had seen her in cat fights with other dancers and she was fast, violent and vicious but the way she went after this dumb bastard can only be described as blind, blood thirsty rage. As he tried to break free and run for the door she took him down hard with a nearby chair across his back. Now on all fours crawling for his life, the bar went crazy. Dancers, patrons, staff and management were all cheering her on. Still in a fury, she was kicking him with those most deadly of weapons - stripper shoes. As he tried to get to his feet, someone handed her a half empty pitcher which she used to crack open a gash in his head. Back to the floor he went now bleeding and covered in beer. Someone else offered up a pool cue which she repeatedly swung full force across his back interspersed with more kicks to the rib cage. How he kept moving is a mystery to me but he eventually made it to the door and exited still on all fours. She finally relented once he was out of “her club”. Who knows what explanation he gave for the broken bones that he must have had. The only smart thing he did that day was not to send the police. Had they ever come they would have found fifty people swearing on their dead mothers' graves that he had thrown himself from the balcony – twice. What he did not do was to follow this advice. If you are looking for anything extra there are three things that you should always consider before you ever ask an explicit question. First, know where the hell you are at and what is acceptable. Second, try to figure out the mental state of the girl you are talking to and what's going on behind those stoned eyeballs. Lastly and most importantly, you should be as certain as possible about what the answer is going to be before you ask the question. Good luck and don't take it personally when I take the odds on the girl in the stripper shoes.

12 comments

  • Dudester
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    14 years ago
    <p> 1) I wasn't there, and I don't have the first clue what he said, but I ain't taking no beating from no one.</p> <p>2) Back in the day when I was bare knuckles champion of the 4th batallion, there were several that were trying to see me and Posey fight. Posey was a berserker type fighter and it would've been an interesting fight. We discussed that once and he said "You better hope that I win."</p> <p>"Why's that ?" I asked.</p> <p>"Because if you win, I'm not going to stop, until one day when I do win." </p>
  • kuteechaser
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    14 years ago
    In which club and how long ago did this happen? Sounds like something from the twilight zone. I do know that if a stripper were to attack a patron at a Las Vegas club the bouncers would haul her ass away and she would be forbidden by management from ever working at the club again. Strippers are routinely propositioned... they just need to desensitize themselves to the question and keep on going about their business.
  • jackslash
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    14 years ago
    "The only smart thing he did that day was not to send the police. " Man, WTF are you talking about? Anyone with any sense would have called the police and had that crazy stripper locked up. And then sue the club for as much as he could get. There is no justification for beating someone just for saying something unwelcome or inappropriate. I find it hard to believe that the management of any club would side with the stripper in this situation instead of the customer. Without customers the clubs and the dancers have no income.
  • rickdugan
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    14 years ago
    <p>Assuming that this little yarn is true...<p> <p>What she did was stupid and I'm amazed that she didn't get fired. If a dancer loses her mind every time a guy angles for sexual favors then she will going after a lot of guys.<p> <p>Now how the guy got his ass so thoroughly kicked by a girl to begin with is another story...lmao.<p>
  • GSWx4
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    14 years ago
    Backstory. Biker bar. Society’s rules don’t really apply, not even as guidelines. “First, know where the hell you are at and what is acceptable.”
  • GSWx4
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    14 years ago
    Backstory. Biker bar. Society’s rules don’t really apply, not even as guidelines. “First, know where the hell you are at and what is acceptable.”
  • CCRiderm
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    14 years ago
    I smell a Snopes here....just a little too embellished...
  • dw.buck
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    14 years ago
    i call BS on this embellishment. first the dude could have lied to the cops saying he asked for a dance and insulted her by calling her a name and got her ass locked up. i cant believe people handed weapons to the stripper, and why didnt the bouncers do anything fights by the girls on patrons disrupts the business and cash flow. i know if i saw a girl get into it no matter what was said i aint paying her nor comming back to that club if this is tolorated by management. i go there to relax and chill get a few drinks and smoke not to see fights by strippers or patrons. again i call bs on this old stripper tales
  • mmdv26
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    14 years ago
    I was in a club when an inebriated customer sitting at the stage suggested to the dancer on stage that she resembled a pig he had on his farm. She sat down in front of him on the stage and asked him to repeat himself, and he did so. She removed one of her dancer shoes and struck him across the face with the spiked heal of the shoe. The resulting gash bled profusely right there on the stage itself. As he got up and staggered toward the door, the bartender handed him a towel to press against the wound. He disappeared out the door refusing offers to call for medical assistance. No need to get others involved lest the farm wife would find out just where he incurred this roundhouse blow. The dancer was fired on the spot. I never did hear if the guy filed charges.
  • Chess
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    14 years ago
    What a story...i guess fiction is now reality for this guy...liar liar liar is what i would say...looks like a bad movie..
  • Player11
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    14 years ago
    Intreresting Story and one should certainly be on gurard. You never know what will set off some psycho bitch. It alwayus pays to get to know the girl a little first.
  • Northern
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    14 years ago
    She's a crazy bitch and you are likely the same. Face it, you are in the more kosher end of the sex trade but it still is the sex trade. Guys will ask for more at times and if you actually kill one you be doing at least some jail time.
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