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In a previous thread, someone said that for the right price all dancers will provide sexual services. Whack jobs that they are, the truth is many if not most dancers are not for sale. The majority of these dancers turn down propositions regularly with varying degrees of politeness and whether or not they would give in for a high enough offer, I can't answer. You should have no illusions however, because there is at least one dancer that has no price. As a caution for those less experienced and more impressionable readers I offer the following incident that I was lucky enough to observe and a little advice to go along with it.

A dancer friend of mine used to have a lot of sex with a lot of guys but it was always “off the clock”. She was very sensitive about having been born to and abandoned by a prostitute mother and the last thing she would ever do, would be to take money in exchange for sex. There was only one more serious mistake someone could make than to call her a Pro and that would be to assume that she was one. Of course the day came when a customer, a stranger to the club, made that ultimate error in judgment by asking her for a BJ. I had seen her in cat fights with other dancers and she was fast, violent and vicious but the way she went after this dumb bastard can only be described as blind, blood thirsty rage. As he tried to break free and run for the door she took him down hard with a nearby chair across his back. Now on all fours crawling for his life, the bar went crazy. Dancers, patrons, staff and management were all cheering her on. Still in a fury, she was kicking him with those most deadly of weapons - stripper shoes. As he tried to get to his feet, someone handed her a half empty pitcher which she used to crack open a gash in his head. Back to the floor he went now bleeding and covered in beer. Someone else offered up a pool cue which she repeatedly swung full force across his back interspersed with more kicks to the rib cage. How he kept moving is a mystery to me but he eventually made it to the door and exited still on all fours. She finally relented once he was out of “her club”.

Who knows what explanation he gave for the broken bones that he must have had. The only smart thing he did that day was not to send the police. Had they ever come they would have found fifty people swearing on their dead mothers' graves that he had thrown himself from the balcony – twice. What he did not do was to follow this advice. If you are looking for anything extra there are three things that you should always consider before you ever ask an explicit question. First, know where the hell you are at and what is acceptable. Second, try to figure out the mental state of the girl you are talking to and what's going on behind those stoned eyeballs. Lastly and most importantly, you should be as certain as possible about what the answer is going to be before you ask the question.

Good luck and don't take it personally when I take the odds on the girl in the stripper shoes.