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14 years ago
It's what I like strippers to wear.
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14 years ago
I very much prefer an ATF. She won't get to be an ATF unless we really do have things in common or she's on a par with A list actresses in acting ability. In any case, I really don't like shopping around. With that said, I did "fire" an ATF who wouldn't put out anymore.
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14 years ago
Yes, yo have to do the approach, but, early this year I was at one club and a dancer intentionally ignored me. I even stood in her path and waved my arms, but she walked around me.
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14 years ago
My first concert was a Pat Benatar concert. This was in the ear (1980's) before backing tracks, dancers, and a bunch of gimmicks used today. I admired that a sngle singer carried the entire show. I ended up seeing her four more times before her shows became really lame. <br />
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The best musicians I saw was Deep Purple on their Perfect Strangers tour (1984).<br />
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In my band, we had some very talented artists who wowed our audiences with the unexpected. Our keyboardist was our only classically trained musician. She wrote and performed a solo called "Space Trilogy" in which sheopened with "Also Sprach Zarathusta" and closed with her intrpetation of the tar Wars theme. Ou lead keyboardist once did Stairway to Heaven on the piano, melody with on hand, rhythm with the other. Of course, the one thing that mde our audience go nuts was anytime we played Rush. Quite accidentally, Spirit of Radio, became our keynote song. We couldn't leave the stage without playing it.
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14 years ago
I have a neighbor who is about 19 or 20. Last year, he had a high school gf. The last time I saw her (I think they were breaking up), she was wearing a cut off beater, barely there micro "schoolgirl" plaid skirt, and ankle high boots with stiletto heels. Even with the three inch heels, she only stood 5'1"<br />
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I had to fight the urge to ask her how much she charged.
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14 years ago
About five years ago, on a Saturday morning, I saw some young girls advertising a car wash. It turned out to be a gym for 8-11 year olds that teaches them the basics they'll need for cheerleading (gymnastics, tumbling,dancing, etc.).<br />
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I pulled in and minutes later, about ten little girls swarmed my car. After about a minute they started singing and dancing as they washed "Bad girls, bad girls, I'm such a dirty dirty bad girl."<br />
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I was trying not to laugh, then their coach ordered them to stop singing and just wash. <br />
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The past few years though, I've noticed that car washes seem to be dominated by those grey area inner city "youth clubs" that pretend not to teach larceny and calypso louie politics.
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14 years ago
So, the question is:<br />
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Does she shave or wax ?
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14 years ago
On a military blog, I read where one Marine pranked another by sneaking a vibrator into his luggage enroute to the airport. It went off on the conveyor belt to the x-ray machine and the pranked guy was red faced while his buddies almost died of laughter.
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14 years ago
This actually empowers bill collectors to a degree they never had before. Can you say "First Bank of the Mattress"?
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14 years ago
<p>St. James is a topless joint. Recently, a looker was shaking her thang on stage. Five guys tipped her, but myself and one other guy, she flashed gash at us.</p>
<p>It should be noted that I "dress for success" at a club, but some day laborers actually show up in their smelly long sleeve wool shirts, or T shirts.</p>
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14 years ago
During my stint in the Marine Corps reserve, my full time job was as chef who ran the banquet and prep sections of a Marriott kitchen. We had over 100 banquet waitresses, some of them real foxes. What I learned was that females won't take a co-worker serious (even if he's at the supervisory level). I forged a friendship with the head waitress, but she wouldn't date me-not taking my military status seriously, even though she saw me in my BDU's several times.<br />
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It wasn't until after I had transferred to the Army, and was commissioned as an Officer that she became interested in me, but by then I was shipping out (long distance relationships don't work).
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14 years ago
About fifteen years ago, I was in a N.O. club and hit it off with one dancer. She didn't have a purse, but she actually trusted me to carry around her mounting wad of cash-until I got tired and decided to bail at 3 a.m. Nothing says PL like carrying around her money.
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14 years ago
The original five-o focused mainly on the caucasians. Would be nice to see asian babes.
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14 years ago
I've bedded 4-18 year olds and 1-19 year old. In my considered opinion, teenagers are lousy in bed.<br />
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With that said:<br />
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"date her but I'd have to pay her." <u><b>translation</b></u> "I want at least four hundred, but it's an escalating scale."<br />
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"I smoke pot" <u><b>translation-</b></u>I have a court date and I expect you to pay my lawyer (and bondsman) and you better not expect anything in return. You're helping me with a gift. I like and expect gifts."<br />
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"I need money as I'm having trouble paying my bills" (see above)<br />
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her new dog has been diagnosed with some mysterious ailment which will most likely prove fatal. <u><b>translation</b></u>- "I expect for you to give me money and expect nothing in return. You are giving me money so that I'll answer your call for the next pay date."<br />
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You may not realize this now, but you just saved yourself several thousand bucks, for which you would've had one, maybe two fucks. Also, don't forget what I said about teens in bed. Two lousy fucks for three to four thousand. You ducked a bullet buddy. Go buy a lottery ticket.
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15 years ago
Price= $$$$$ most likely.<br />
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I'm told there's a moderate priced hotel with a pole dance room in north houston.
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15 years ago
Not really, the first stripper I did it with was Diana. When Diana left town, her best friend, DeAnna, became my regular for 4 or 5 visits.
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15 years ago
MisterGuy-Get a life or get laid. I've checked your profile-you've only filed three club reviews. I think most of your anger comes because:<br />
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A) You rarely can afford to get to a strip club, and<br />
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B) You've never been to VIP and you don't know how you'll ever be to afford it, and..<br />
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C) You're afraid you'll be stuck living in your mom's basement forever. It must suck to peak at being the chief fry cook at the local Jack in the Box, but it explains your neverending anger. <br />
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Get a life you loser.
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15 years ago
Thanks
review comment
13 years ago
Shill pretending to be a TUSCL bro, methinks.
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13 years ago
I agree with deogol and add that the vast majority of people want someone else to fight for them. They call the radio talk show host to complain about things. Micheal Berry, a radio talk show host in Houston has been telling people to fight city hall-on their own-fight their HOA, fight Obama by voting, etc. etc.
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13 years ago
Doug-trips to VIP mean that her panties hit the floor, your pants come down, and your dick gets wet-but obviously, yours doesn't.
1) I never said I was a millionaire, BTW, therapy costs 300 per hour for the uninsured or rich.
2) If Doug has never done anything with his life, and can't begin to imagine someone who has actually contributed to society, that's really sad for you.
3) You're an atheist ? So was Maddy O'Hair. Atheists are really sad people. They have absolutely nothing to cling to, and end up angry and bitter (kinda like you), like Maddy O'Hair. Never once has there been a well regarded community or national leader that is an atheist. When something horrible happens (like 9/11 or a natural disaster), people don't flock to the local atheist, or atheist hangout, they go to houses of worship.
I pity you Doug. Your bitterness explains your snarky comments and distrust of others. Your defense system is to attack others and live in envy. A sad sad life. The only joy you have in life is go to TUSCL (and I suspect other boards) and flame people. It makes you feel better about yourself.
Before you tell me you have a full, happy, and content life, then why are you wasting your time flaming people? If you really were happy and fulfilled, you wouldn't be tearing down others. Clearly, something is missing from your life.
Sad.
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13 years ago
Dougster-16 reviews, 0 articles, zero trips to VIP
1) A real veteran-16 reviews [sarcasm]
2) Zero articles-you make snarky comments, but you never ever stick your neck out (You do know that there's a stripper here-you refer to them as whores-and just in the past week has beaten your career number of articles-several times).
3) You don't make enough to get into VIP, you're waaaay too cheap, or there is not enough money for a woman to accept to allow you access to her most special place.
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13 years ago
Doug,
1) You don't know anything about Player 11, do you ?
2) You don't know anything about me, but I will tell you this-you can thank me and many others who sacrificed our time and talents so that you have a right to spew filth-you're welcome.
3) All you do is lash out at others. No one here likes you, but both Player and I are respected. It bothers you when others are respected because we get what you desire most in the world, and you can't get, because you have absolutely no idea how to relate to people.
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13 years ago
Dougster, unless you're a mental health professional, don't toss stones (if you are a mental health professional, you're piss poor at your job) . You being judgemental of us is the pot calling the kettle black. Yes, I know you only come here to toss verbal brickbats, but you're only revealing that you are in deep pain, without friends (otherwise, you wouldn't be trolling here, would you ?). You should get some help-many churches offer free counseling if you can't afford it. Maybe, they can get to the root of your immaturity and pain. Good luck.
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13 years ago
Wow. Some women really don't care who they fuck, emotionally, physically, and figuratively.
Thanks for serving. I appreciate veterans.