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16 years ago
I voted early. No ballot propositions, but the DA position was wide open when the former DA was forced to leave office. He was having an affair with his secretary and he got caught sending very regrettable racist emails. Likewise, the Sheriff was also corrupt and he was voted out.
I did vote libertarian (most strip club friendly political party)
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16 years ago
Climbed a 1,200 foot rock without safety equipment (already had ten years experience in climbing). Had lunch and started my descent. 200 feet down, lost three points of contact and hung by one hand for five to ten seconds before I got it together and restablished four points of contact.
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15 years ago
Actually, sometimes, I could do without the drama. Last couple of times I was at Houston Dolls, I noticed that the dancers there were placing towels on seats before sitting. One of them explained that one of the dancer/waitresses was leaving a "booger" like residue on the seats. I always wear pants there. Also, I saw a knock down drag out there recently between a dancer and waitress. I've also overheard a waitress make a drug deal there.
I prefer the illusion. OTC gal tells me that one fight instantly gets you fired from St. James as the management doesn't tolerate certain activities, and they can afford to be picky about their employees.
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16 years ago
Scooby Doo:
Shaggy-very much the green party, but votes libertarian because of the private land-growing pot issue
Thelma-considers herself an intellectual democrat-very much a hillary supporter.
Fred & Daphne-Republicans, but sometime Daphne votes dem in congressional elections, just for fun.
Scooby-isn't supposed to be allowed to vote, but he keeps his voter ID card around for giggles
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16 years ago
Best example of this-St. James is 1/3 of a mile from Houston Dolls on the same street. St. James is upscale, Dolls-seedy. Both are high mileage. I've had FS in both, but more in Dolls than St. James.
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16 years ago
I'm a teatotaler, I don't drink. As a single guy who was absolutely abused by so called girlfriends, I find something heroic in a place that delivers what's advertised. Paying for the GFE/sex ITC is cheaper financially and emotionally than pursuing a relationship that won't come to the fruition I need.
Also, I'm a writer and and sometimes a dancer serves as a muse for me. The club is a fantasy experience and sometimes this inspires me to write a romance story. I know that dancers are usually tied to an absolute loser/zero, but pretending they want to be rescued can be inspiring-even though I know the truth is there is absolutely no way they want to be rescued from the life they're in.
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15 years ago
A young hardbody will catch my attention first and I'll give them an "audition" dance or two to see if there's an 18-19 year old who has moves, but....
If she fails, I'll move on to a 20ish and "audition" her if she has good marketing skills. A Russian (20ish) gal at Centerfolds talked me into a 300.00 HJ with really great marketing technique. She has a day job and if she put that kind of technique into her day job, she's most likely very successful.
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16 years ago
How about you go into a club and none of the dancers really do anything for you, but the waittress is a stone cold fox? How do you get her clothes off? Offer cash? Or try building a relationship over an hour or two, then asking her for a dance?
Any ideas?
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16 years ago
1) Marilyn Lange May 74, and also PMOY
2) Sandy Johnson June 74
3) Liv Lindeland January 71, also PMOY
(ALL of them natural, Liv was even a natural blonde)
Thanks book guy for the help.
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16 years ago
Club Onyx (Houston)-easy to find-look up in the search function here.
MAKE SURE you drive slow in their parking lot, it looks like it took a B-52 strike and you could leave your transmission behind if you go over 5 mph.
It's a black club, so nothing really starts until after 8 pm, but you want tonnage, you get tonnage. Some of those girls are supertankers.
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16 years ago
I treat it like a game, just like they do. The girls use a stage name, I use an old nickname. I use made up professions, like garbage truck dispatcher/foreman, or office manager.
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16 years ago
Really? You mean if they say they like me, they might not?
I'm crestfallen, shattered, devastated.
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16 years ago
I don't know what steps you are taking, therefore:
1) Make sure you connect with the same dancer everytime-but first-follow these rules:
2) Use good hygiene-don't go from a hot sweaty job to the club.
3) The experience is supposed to be about you, but alter that. When she comes to the able and asks "want company?",don't just talk about yourself-take an interest in her. Don't ask "are you going to school?" instead, mention local weather or something that can be of mutual interest as in "don't you hate local traffic?" and go from there.
4) During the LD, take interest in her pleasure. If she lets you suckle on her tits, don't just suck her nipples, lick them gently while applying gentle suction.At the same time, rub her clit through her panties. If you do it right, she'll let you in her panties. Caress her back, kiss her neck and rub her ear with your nose.
5) She's more likely to take you seriously if you spend 200-300 on her in seperate encounters. Don't ask for OTC on the first encounter, but ask her after the second encounter if she would consider it. Her response will give you a clue as to whether you should consider pursuing her, or move on to another dancer.
6) Last and most important, don't act like a love sick puppy. Don't use phrases like "I really like you", or "you matter to me", instead use phrases like "You are hot", or, "you are pretty".
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16 years ago
Although I back Flynt's first amendment stand, I cannot forgive him something he did.
In the fall of 1979, there was an up and coming band called Missing Persons. The lead singer, Dale Bozzio, was a looker. Their first album was a smash and they did some appearances while ducking into the studio, where they cranked out another album. The album was released in early 1980. The same week it was released, Flynt published very nude Hustler style pictures of Dale.
In late 78, when the band was quite literally in it's "hungry phase", Dale had posed for Hustler for badly needed money. Her pics weren't published right away because she was barely an A cup.
When Hustler published the pics, the record company backing Missing Persons dropped them in a second. The tour was called off and the band was forgotten to all but the devoted.
I had the luck to meet Dale and her husband a month before their first album came out. They were really nice people. I took it personally when Flynt ended the career of a really great band.
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16 years ago
The Chinese gymnastics team. The IOC says they're legal, wink wink, nod nod.
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16 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
Duh!! Emmy Rossum
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16 years ago
For me, it would have to be a celeb who could talk in my presence without me cringing. The above listed ones would make me cringe, however there is one I have a crush on now:
Anna Marie Perez De Tagle
She's Filipino and immensly talented (google her youtube singing vids). She's been in Rock Camp and on Hannah Montana. I love her character on a short lived series called Cake.
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16 years ago
I've gone through SC's to get the OTC. What I like about that is that you can pick and know what you're getting. It takes longer, but I prefer the safety.
What I don't like about escorts. Cops are getting more savvy at pretending to be escorting services, or pretending to be escorts. It's a roll of the dice and my professional license requires no arrests, period. Besides, you may order from the Barely Legal Escort service and some forty something might show up. That's a buzzkill for me.
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16 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
I like what you did. Thanks.
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16 years ago
"I hate these motherfuckers anyway because of what they did to my student loan."
Huh?? Just about everytime I had the entire thing consolidated, they would break it into four pieces and quadruple my payment. Imagine your car note being 200 one month, and 800 the next.
"who are after the demise of America anyway?"
Just as the Republicans adopted Perot's platform and made it their Contract with America (1994), the dems adopted the platform of the communist party (1890) and have clung fiercely to it since.
"who wants to blame Bush for everything?"
ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, Ray Nagin, Pelosi, Rangel, Sharpton, Rev. Wright, Obama, liberal bloggers, take your pick.
"I blame Wall Street for not imposing it's own restrictions and waiting on the feds to fix everything."
Since when does the GOP influence Wall Street regulations upon itself?
I guess that almost everyone is "after the demise of America" in your warped world Dudester...
No, just the dems. They shoot down anything that would better the country-case in point: domestic drilling. Domestic drilling would not only release us from ties with the Middle East, but it would boost our economy. Their excuse? It would pollute the environment. Aside from the Exxon Valdez (an isolated non well incident), what oil spills have we had? That's right-none.
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16 years ago
As recent as last week, I got a phone call from someone offering me a house of my own with nothing down.
I'm no fool, I know all about escroll, closing costs, inspections, and all those unexpected costs that pop up before moving in. Trouble is, a lot of people don't. I blame these fools.
I blame banks who thought they could somehow make bucks off risky loans.
I blame freddie and fannie. I hate these motherfuckers anyway because of what they did to my student loan. Without them, I'd had paid it off years before I did, but I digress.
I blame the Republicans, who held a hearing about this in 2004, but let the matter drop after that.
I blame the democrats, who are after the demise of America anyway.
I blame the drive by media, who wants to blame Bush for everything, even the garbage pick up in L.A.
I blame Wall Street for not imposing it's own restrictions and waiting on the feds to fix everything.
I blame Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank, who are incompetent motherfuckers. I blame Charles Rangel, who is a racist. I blame the media for propping up these idiots.
I blame ABC and Charlie Gibson for believing in man made global warming, because they know damn well it doesn't exist and they're just after the demise of America anyway.
I blame Hollywood for hating America and propping up incompetent film makers and celebs who are too busy grinding their own axes instead of making movies that are worth seeing. I blame Hollywood for backing up democrats, incompetent democrats, racist democrats, the gamour media, and well placed people who are after the demise of America.
I blame the general public for not burning democrats at the stake, and for paying to see the putrid trash Hollywood pumps out nowadays. The public deserves better than to be spoon fed shit, but they seem to have aquired a taste for it.
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16 years ago
Strippers universally use a perfume/oil mix that they spritz all over their body. When they rub against you, they're "marking their territory".
Only solution-change clothes before and/or after going to the club.
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16 years ago
If bunnymag goes back to it's roots, it can be a success again, that, and realize it's demographic.
A) Models-natural only-no breast enhancements, and a strict rule of no tramp stamps, no extraordinary piercings (one per ear lobe only), and end the airbrushing. Three models per issue, the first being a barely legal babe, made up to look young. The centerfold of college age, and the third babe-a Hooters girl, or hot working girl of natural beauty only.
B) Writing-first, make an alliance with the NRA for the gun of the month story. Another article on a hot car (restored classic-not those high six figure cars), and articles written by authors who are fiscal conservative-social liberal types. Be more responsive to fans with story of the month contests, and a column dedicated to whatever questions fans have about anything-like cars, guns, women, etc. An advice column written by a porn star (there are a few smart ones out there).
C) Celeb pictorials of true celebs only-not reality TV star of the month. If you can't shoot a true celeb-forget it.
D) Monthly contests for things of recent interest-for instance, backstage with the Pussycat Dolls, Miley Cyrus, popular show tapings, etc.
E) Post places of events guys might want to see (locations/dates of wet T shirt contests in Florida/Texas in Spring Break), fan gangbangs of porn stars, and post lists of how to get tickets to things like NASCAR, NFL/College games (other sports too), and hot concert tours.
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16 years ago
Depends on the city. First, you gotta make sure you're zoned correctly. Since you're going to be a sexually oriented business, and a fire/building inspector will raise the threshold on you, be prepared to grease palms, or find a way to scratch their itch (do research).
Find a good bartender (research again). Hot costumes for your waittresses, and go to other clubs and see if you can't temporarily borrow their A list dancers to build a customer base (be prepared to pay them-not charge them "club fees-tip outs" etc.).
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16 years ago
Kitty Jung-during her pregnancy she wanted to exchange letters with fans. I basically begged her to do a fan gangbang, or book a week at the Bunny Ranch in Reno. She said that wasn't her style. During the summer she was seen in NYC during the All Star (baseball) weekend. I guess she was banging big $$$ baseball players, or high finance fans (no ads posted, so I guess connections were made through her management).