If you could bone any celebrity?

I have a copy of the Paris Hilton sex tape. As a porno it sucks. But she is still one gorgeous female. I would fuck her in a second.

Easy choice for me - Jessica Alba!

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different jessica, biel.

For me, it would have to be a celeb who could talk in my presence without me cringing. The above listed ones would make me cringe, however there is one I have a crush on now:

Anna Marie Perez De Tagle

She's Filipino and immensly talented (google her youtube singing vids). She's been in Rock Camp and on Hannah Montana. I love her character on a short lived series called Cake.

Salma Hayek

Jennifer Love-Hewitt

Jamie Pressley or Jessica Alba

Charlize Theron

The only Celeb-Retard I would consider is Tara Conner, the cry-baby Miss USA. I am sure even the Donald would bone her. Jessica Simpson is still hot although I like her much better when she does not talk.

Charlize Theron. Top top top of the list.

Monica Bellucci

Catherine Zeta Jones

It'd be a toss up between Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johanson. Kristin Bell might be a runner up.

Jon Benet Ramsey.

OK no that was just a joke. But someone had to crack it ...

... erm, "crack" ... uh ... no pun intended.

OK no that was just a joke too. But someone had to ...

I'll stop while I'm ahead.

jennifer love hewitt
jessica biel
diane lane
julianne moore

laura prepon from "that 70's show"
something about redheads that drive my crazy !!!

Here are some honorable mentions that may not have been in consideration, but might get some additional appreciation:

Gina Carano -- she could ride me like a rented mule
Morena Baccarin -- exotic beauty from "Firefly"
Alison Lohman -- for fans of redheads
Brooke Burke -- perhaps the MILFiest woman around
Carla Gugino -- naturally gorgeous
Charisma Carpenter -- seems like a wild one, who can play it cool
Gretchen Mol -- possibly the most perfect breasts on any celeb
Heather Graham -- another natural beauty, with a bubbly personality
Krista Allen -- watch "Emmanuelle in Space"
Tanya Memme -- just because I have a crush on her

Their are more foxes on FOXNEWES than any other news network, so I would start there.

Penelope Cruz, Milla Jovovich or Mary-Louise Parker

Gotta agree with shadowcat.....

Laura Dhue used to be the hottest woman on TV, but I don't see her much anymore. Megyn Kelly is my new fave.

A lot of lists have Jessica Alba first - but I don't get it. She's cute, but far from #1. I like Katherine Heigl, Charlize Theron, even the aging Sharon Stone better than Jessica Alba.

I noticed that, I think all of the names were for movies stars.

david120: I have to wonder if Bill Hemmer is tapping that. She is 37 (surprise) and recently divorced. Has taken back her maiden name.

So I am surprised that nobody has mentioned Catherine-Zeta Jones. The Douglass's and Trumps of this world just prove that money talks when it comes to getting into a true beauties pants. Over and over.

How much would you pay to bone these celebrities just once?

THE JESSICAS --either one -- biel, alba, simpson

Just thought of another one...Ana Ivanovic

Great choices. I agree with most; Fox News has some banging babes, most of them blondes. Just watch "SIN CITY" if you doubt Jessica Alba is hot as heck. Her little striptease is incredibly hot, although she does not undress. Carla Gugino is also in that movie. I've had the hots for Jennifer Love Hewitt forever.

I want most of Congress, and every single one of those fucks from AIG who went on that $450K junket AFTER the markets crashed, to TAKE IT UP THE ASS just like us taxpayers are going to have to ...

So, I wish someone would BONE THEM.

Scarlett Johansson

How about the JENNIFERS - any of the following;
I'm still a Jennifer Love Hewitt fan, even though in the last few years, her ass has gotten on the big side (camera shots and angles do a pretty good job of covering it up, though).

Jennifer Garner

Jennifer Connelly

Jennifer Anniston

And throw in Elisha Cuthbert - She was smokin' hot in "The Girl Next Door"

Lots of good names so far, here are a few I like not listed yet
Keira Knightly
Rachel Bilson
Anna Kournikova

Erin Burnett or Trish Regan of MS-NBC. Their business updates on the Today show translate to morning wood, guaranteed.

Robin Meade from Headline News.

Ivana Fukalot.

Dain, I would agree with you. I have 4 porno's of of her on my hard drive and keep looking for more.