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If you could bone any celebrity?

bornloser
Florida
Sunday, October 5, 2008 7:20 PM
First maybe Rebecca Romain (she did a striptease in some movie) also Megan Fox. Both are actresses or real celebrities. I have to add that I am so tired of the Celeb-Retards like Britney and Paris. I saw paparzzi pics of Kim Kardashian in a bikin and she had so much cottage cheese on her fat stumpy, legs- it made me sick, and why is she a celebrity anyway? Like Paris, her shady boyfriend filmed them fucking and sold the tape.

31 comments

  • shadowcat
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    16 years ago
    I have a copy of the Paris Hilton sex tape. As a porno it sucks. But she is still one gorgeous female. I would fuck her in a second.
  • ozymandias
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    16 years ago
    Easy choice for me - Jessica Alba! O.
  • imnumnutz
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    16 years ago
    different jessica, biel.
  • Dudester
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    16 years ago
    For me, it would have to be a celeb who could talk in my presence without me cringing. The above listed ones would make me cringe, however there is one I have a crush on now: Anna Marie Perez De Tagle She's Filipino and immensly talented (google her youtube singing vids). She's been in Rock Camp and on Hannah Montana. I love her character on a short lived series called Cake.
  • chitownlawyer
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    16 years ago
    Salma Hayek Jennifer Love-Hewitt
  • evilcyn
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    16 years ago
    Jamie Pressley or Jessica Alba
  • magicrat
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    16 years ago
    Charlize Theron
  • bornloser
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    16 years ago
    The only Celeb-Retard I would consider is Tara Conner, the cry-baby Miss USA. I am sure even the Donald would bone her. Jessica Simpson is still hot although I like her much better when she does not talk.
  • zorro
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    16 years ago
    Charlize Theron. Top top top of the list.
  • how
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    16 years ago
    Monica Bellucci
  • clubman2
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    16 years ago
    Catherine Zeta Jones
  • AbbieNormal
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    16 years ago
    It'd be a toss up between Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johanson. Kristin Bell might be a runner up.
  • Book Guy
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    16 years ago
    Jon Benet Ramsey. OK no that was just a joke. But someone had to crack it ... ... erm, "crack" ... uh ... no pun intended. OK no that was just a joke too. But someone had to ... I'll stop while I'm ahead.
  • ShotDisc
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    16 years ago
    jennifer love hewitt jessica biel diane lane julianne moore
  • 10inches
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    16 years ago
    laura prepon from "that 70's show" something about redheads that drive my crazy !!!
  • how
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    16 years ago
    Here are some honorable mentions that may not have been in consideration, but might get some additional appreciation: Gina Carano -- she could ride me like a rented mule Morena Baccarin -- exotic beauty from "Firefly" Alison Lohman -- for fans of redheads Brooke Burke -- perhaps the MILFiest woman around Carla Gugino -- naturally gorgeous Charisma Carpenter -- seems like a wild one, who can play it cool Gretchen Mol -- possibly the most perfect breasts on any celeb Heather Graham -- another natural beauty, with a bubbly personality Krista Allen -- watch "Emmanuelle in Space" Tanya Memme -- just because I have a crush on her
  • shadowcat
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    16 years ago
    Their are more foxes on FOXNEWES than any other news network, so I would start there.
  • uscue13
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    16 years ago
    Penelope Cruz, Milla Jovovich or Mary-Louise Parker
  • motorhead
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    16 years ago
    Gotta agree with shadowcat..... Laura Dhue used to be the hottest woman on TV, but I don't see her much anymore. Megyn Kelly is my new fave. A lot of lists have Jessica Alba first - but I don't get it. She's cute, but far from #1. I like Katherine Heigl, Charlize Theron, even the aging Sharon Stone better than Jessica Alba.
  • shadowcat
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    16 years ago
    I noticed that, I think all of the names were for movies stars. david120: I have to wonder if Bill Hemmer is tapping that. She is 37 (surprise) and recently divorced. Has taken back her maiden name. So I am surprised that nobody has mentioned Catherine-Zeta Jones. The Douglass's and Trumps of this world just prove that money talks when it comes to getting into a true beauties pants. Over and over. How much would you pay to bone these celebrities just once?
  • 10inches
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    16 years ago
    THE JESSICAS --either one -- biel, alba, simpson
  • magicrat
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    16 years ago
    Just thought of another one...Ana Ivanovic
  • bornloser
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    16 years ago
    Great choices. I agree with most; Fox News has some banging babes, most of them blondes. Just watch "SIN CITY" if you doubt Jessica Alba is hot as heck. Her little striptease is incredibly hot, although she does not undress. Carla Gugino is also in that movie. I've had the hots for Jennifer Love Hewitt forever.
  • Book Guy
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    16 years ago
    I want most of Congress, and every single one of those fucks from AIG who went on that $450K junket AFTER the markets crashed, to TAKE IT UP THE ASS just like us taxpayers are going to have to ... So, I wish someone would BONE THEM.
  • Officer
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    16 years ago
    Scarlett Johansson
  • DougS
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    16 years ago
    How about the JENNIFERS - any of the following; I'm still a Jennifer Love Hewitt fan, even though in the last few years, her ass has gotten on the big side (camera shots and angles do a pretty good job of covering it up, though). Jennifer Garner Jennifer Connelly Jennifer Anniston And throw in Elisha Cuthbert - She was smokin' hot in "The Girl Next Door"
  • elemental23
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    16 years ago
    Lots of good names so far, here are a few I like not listed yet Keira Knightly Rachel Bilson Anna Kournikova
  • blockbird
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    16 years ago
    Erin Burnett or Trish Regan of MS-NBC. Their business updates on the Today show translate to morning wood, guaranteed.
  • ShotDisc
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    16 years ago
    Robin Meade from Headline News.
  • Dain
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    16 years ago
    Ivana Fukalot.
  • shadowcat
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    16 years ago
    Dain, I would agree with you. I have 4 porno's of of her on my hard drive and keep looking for more.
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