Sarah Palin Porno!

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• ozymandias

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  16 years ago

  I too prefer McCain, but sadly I've seldom seen a more ineptly run campaign... the clowns behind him need to be shot. As long as no Bradley effect kicks in, Obama has this race hands down - he's already got some 260+ electoral votes to McCain's 150ish. O.
• mmdv26

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  16 years ago

  "...the clowns behind him"...would that be the rest of the GOP? Sorry, Ozy, I couldn't resist! Please, no shooting. In the shadow of the "market shakeout" that we are having to suffer through right now, consider that for the most part lappers have remained $20 each for a very, very long time, and the songs haven't really gotten shorter either - in fact, hip-hop songs(?) might be longer. Now that's economic stability.
• parodyman-->

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  16 years ago

  Ever wonder what would happen if zombies [Alzheimer’s patients] took over the world? Check out another installment of the wit and witticism of Shadowcat… Shadowcat: “Apparently Larry Flynt and his cronies at Hustler have found a Sarah look a like and have already released a porno demeaning here.” Parodyman: Demeaning where? Or did you mean “her” as in Sarah Palin? Shadowcat: “What a sick MF"er.” Parodyman: Shadowcat why is it necessary to point out that there is a difference between an apostrophe and a quotation mark. Are your medications no longer working? Even worse is your denigration of a man who should be held up as an American hero. Although self serving his free speech cases make possible many of the types of freedoms you enjoy today. Parody being my favorite! Shadowcat: “I vote for a president that I think can best represent us to the other countries of the world. Let congress take care of the domestic stuff. John McCain is the best candidate to fill those shoes. Ok he is not young at 72 and it is conceivable that he couldn't not finish a term. In which case Sarah would take over. What has she got? She shares his same views and has more experience than Obama. Vs Hilliary she might be a loser. Bill had a lot of experiences. But do you think that getting A BJ from a chubby 6 in the oval office is a sign of greatness?” Parodyman: I’m not going to try to untangle the shit ball knot of political sophistication you have woven. Let’s just say you are fucked in the head and leave it at that.
• casualguy

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  16 years ago

  I think we need a third party that is not Democrat or Republican. I'm not voting for any joker that voted for the bailout bill and created the mess we are in when it could have been avoided years ago without taking away all of the Depression era controls that were put in place to prevent such a scenario from happening again. However I would like to see what positions all the third party candidates have. I'm doing a protest vote. I think McCain is going to win my state so my vote will only be a protest vote and Obama will win the national election. The public is easily swayed by what they hear on TV whether what they hear is true or not. If the media starts saying that Palin gives excellent BJ's, they'll probably start believing that too.
• casualguy

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  16 years ago

  I read a funny comment today about politicians. A poster stated how moronic are our politicians? They actually think the banks are going to lower the bank rates they charge each other when they can get handouts from the Fed and other central banks? In case anyone is interested the Libor rate staying high means the credit crunch is continuing in spite of what you heard in the news about the big stock market increase today. Same type of rally happened in the 1930's but the stock market dropped over 50 to 80 percent over the following years. Instititions have to sell more equities to raise capital the higher the Libor rate goes and that rate hasn't been dropping barely any. ok, back to your porn.
• Ironcat

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  16 years ago

  I agree with Casualguy, this is probably a done deal - I was a Ron Paul supporter (Libertarian)and was disappointed to see McCain get the Rep. nomination - he would just be more of the same Bush policy that obviously hasn't worked. Clinton may have gotten a BJ that somehow offends people, but at least the economy was in good shape during his tenure. Perhaps Obama can take us in a new direction, although things are probably so screwed up no one can make a difference. McCain will win South Carolina, so I'll probably write in Ron Paul or take a look at Bob Barr. Obama winning doesn't scare me. His economic advisers will be the same ones Clinton had - things can't get much worse than what Bush has created.
• gk

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  16 years ago

  All the Palin stuff is an attempt to deman a Republican woman candidate for the second hightest office in the U.S. What would be said if stuff like this was said/done to democratic woman candidate? Re McCain--I prefer him to the kid. But like the other post said, he has run an inept campaign. Hope that's not a sign of how he would run his administration. Re the economy right now being the result of Bush--nice try but the facts say otherwise. GDP has been expanding under Bush. Jobs go overseas due to globalization--not presidential policy. The financial crisis was brought on by bad social policy--affordable housing. Policy that said let's juggle or ignore the rules so anybody who previously would be laughed out of a loan office was now given a mortgage. With no proven income or steady jobs, many of these defaulted--and we should be surprised?! Blame the social planners and their political enablers who foisted this on us and nearly crashed the economy.
• shamllionaire

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  16 years ago

  WHAT THE DEFFIERNCE BETWEEN A DEMOCRAT AND A REPUBLICAN? THE DEMOCRATS GET BLOW JOBS AND REPUBLICANS GIVE,EM!!!!!!!HOW YOU DOIN LARRY CRAIG!!!!
• jablake

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  16 years ago

  Thanks for the heads up. Sounds like a fun and silly porno. "In the opening scene, the actress playing Palin flings herself on a tanning-bed repairman, pronouncing, 'You're in luck. I fully support off-shore and on-shore drilling. ... God almighty! You are hung like a moose. Now I have to eat ya! ... Pound me until my head is so empty that I can't even remember the name of the one Supreme Court case I actually know!'" [view link]
• Clubber

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  16 years ago

  ozymandias, FYI, obama has a grand total of ZERO electoral college votes, as does McCain! I believe, if you check, at this amount of time before the 2000 and the 2004 elections, gore and kerry were hands down winners as well! Funny how polls mean diddly SQUAT!
• how

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  16 years ago

  Gov Palin has been the target of a bunch of nonsense. That's the political climate these days, it seems. I am sad that many people seem indifferent to Sen Obama's anti-American attitude, and his radicalism. He is truly dangerous.
• Clubber

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  16 years ago

  how, Unfortunate that many listen to what he says (obama) and have no concern for his actions. Truly an lot of sad individuals that I pity.
• jablake

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  16 years ago

  "I am sad that many people seem indifferent to Sen Obama's anti-American attitude" The country, imo, is completely corrupt; the courts, the legislature, and the executive. I guess I'm supposed to wave a flag and yap what a wonderful country because it is less this or that than some other country. Perhaps I'll start proudly waving a flag when the government shows it is serious and increases the bailout to $700 trillion. :) Heck, for that type of money ordinary working class folks ought to be able get a little relief. The economy has been a mess here in Miami for a while. The shocking thing is that President Bush willingly let the cat out of the bag about how fragile the U.S. economy is. $700 billion? That don't seem like hardly enough money for even the current endless wars let alone relief for the financial concerns here and abroad. Nationalize everything. Seriously, President Bush and the Republicans love more government so quit pussy footing around. Government needs to own all the banks and automobile manufacturers and of course the oil companies. Socialism is what supposed conservatives are begging for. Government doesn't consume enough wealth; time to start more wars and programs so the government can take even more! :) Two thumbs up for McCain strongly supporting the bailout. Wouldn't it be wonderful for the government to be the largest shareholder of major companies? It is just so patriotic to have more government. Didn't Obama or Biden yap the real patriotism is eagerness to pay more taxes? Just think, if the government has more money it can start even more wars. More wars means more freedom because everyone knows U.S. veterans fight to protect our freedoms. I'm sure all you war lovers have been writing extra big checks to Uncle Sam to help out with its endless wars. Gotta admire that patriotism when an individual is willing to put his money where his mouth is. :) I'm sure most of the conservatives that I know are eagerly donating lots of their money to their beloved government. Wave the flag and let's see the $$$! You know it is really so simple. Government is wonderful protector of our freedoms so why not have government doing a lot more for the people? I mean there are no limits to all the wonderful things government can do. Imagine government running all the fast food chains. People could start yapping that the government is the wonderful provider of healthy meals and that U.S. veterans not only fight for our freedoms, but are also for healthy meals! Man, the people truly owe everything to U.S. veterans and since they do such a fabulous job they can fight for our automobiles and our health care and our education and on and on. :) BTW, everytime I see Obama, he is yapping about how he is totally in love with America and how government needs to do more for the people and people have to do more for the government. Seems like the kids next door are doing endless community service to prove their love of government. The community service scam started out small, but like government it gets bigger and bigger, which is better and better.
• Dudester

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  16 years ago

  Although I back Flynt's first amendment stand, I cannot forgive him something he did. In the fall of 1979, there was an up and coming band called Missing Persons. The lead singer, Dale Bozzio, was a looker. Their first album was a smash and they did some appearances while ducking into the studio, where they cranked out another album. The album was released in early 1980. The same week it was released, Flynt published very nude Hustler style pictures of Dale. In late 78, when the band was quite literally in it's "hungry phase", Dale had posed for Hustler for badly needed money. Her pics weren't published right away because she was barely an A cup. When Hustler published the pics, the record company backing Missing Persons dropped them in a second. The tour was called off and the band was forgotten to all but the devoted. I had the luck to meet Dale and her husband a month before their first album came out. They were really nice people. I took it personally when Flynt ended the career of a really great band.
• jablake

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  16 years ago

  Hello Dudester, That is a sad story. But, the reality is that you may have to break a few eggs to make an omelet. And, Flynt was a Master Chef and iconoclast who for whatever reasons made America a better place. He gave his legs to fight for our freedoms and published one of the finest magazines ever to satiate our thirst for knowledge and entertainment. His latest educational masterpiece is the Palin video. A true hero and role model. Sorry to hear about the nice people getting screwed but as the muslims are supposedly fond of iterating "God willing." IOWs, good or evil it is all God's will and you just have to smile and iterate "God willing" and perhaps pray to the East just for good measure.
• DandyDan

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  16 years ago

  The whole thing is a joke anyway (the video and the presidential race). I find the concept of a Sarah Palin porno amusing.
• jablake

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  16 years ago

  "But do you think that getting A BJ from a chubby 6 in the oval office is a sign of greatness?" It's a start. :) I remember Democrats snorting indignantly that President Clinton being President of the United States had much higher standards and wouldn't settle for anything less than a hot starlet or other drool material. I was just shaking my head. Most of the men that I know will pretty much screw anything and looks mean very little. President Clinton seemed, imo, to be very healthy and I was thinking that man is all business and he doesn't require a hot babe. I'm in poor health. If the woman ain't smoking hot, then I'm just non-responsive. A BJ from an ugly woman is for me a turn-off. I need the looks of a young hottie. Old is out. Blubber is out. Tall is out. Fake tits are out. Bad skin is out. Thumbs up that President Clinton is so healthy that any slabs of female flesh will work for him as it does for the typical male----makes him seem more real and down to earth. Thinking of President Bush by comparison, I get the strong impression which could be totally wrong that he really doesn't care about sex with hotties or fuglies.
• jablake

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  16 years ago

  "a chubby 6" Dang. I figured she was about a 3 being generous. And, if she takes her clothes off in public that is like an offense against nature and decency.
• jablake

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  16 years ago

  To paraphrase Palin: "Obama is paling around with terrorists." I enjoyed that line by the seemingly mentally challenged Palin. Don't know or care if her charge has any substance or merit. A fair number of people believe President Bush is a terrorist who should be arrested and tried for crimes against humanity and mass murder, not to mention a few misdeameanors here and there. :) If indeed Obama is paling around with terrorists, then do most Americans even care? Or, is Joe 6-pack finally disgusted with the mentality of terrorist in the sky, terrorist in a tree, terrorist in a boat, terrorist in a cave, terrorist in a mountain high? If McVeigh had successfully killed almost 3,000 people instead of a paltry 168, then would the country have gone nutso spending itself into potential bankruptcy? I think if the proper nutjob had been in charge, then the answer would most definitely have been a resounding YES! Remember the militia could have been a very tempting target to blow billions and bombs and bullets on.
• Shekitout

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  16 years ago

  Shadowcat: You REALLY need to check your punctuation and spelling before hitting that Post It button! By not doing so you give parodyman more fodder for the grist mill!
• parodyman-->

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  16 years ago

  Shrek wrote the following: "Shadowcat: You REALLY need to check your punctuation and spelling before hitting that Post It button! By not doing so you give parodyman more fodder for the grist mill!" My Reply: Shrek, Even with perfect grammar, spelling and punctuation our senile friend would still be a bigotted old fool. A racist, sexist homophobe who has no place in today's society except as something we can look at and judge forward progress. A living "Archie Bunker" if you will...
• shadowcat

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  16 years ago

  Shekitout: I use a spell checker. But it does not always work and it never corrects you for grammer and punctuation. I know what a nick picker you are about correctness. I could be perfect and Pardoyman would still attack me. In talking with my buddies the last 3 days, they all agree that he is just jealous of me. BTW You know who asked me if I had a bottle of cream.