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14 years ago
1) Not associated with Pasadena club
2) Not the same guys in jewelry store heist. Those guys were killed about 8 hours before the SC shooting.
BTW- Moments in a not so good neighborhood.
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14 years ago
Robbers Shoot Man Outside Strip Club
HOUSTON - Police are searching for two robbers who shot a man late Thursday night.
It happened around 11:45 p.m.
According to the Houston Police Department, the victim was leaving Moments Cabaret on the North Freeway when he was approached by one of the suspects and shot for his wallet.
The suspect was seen running to a waiting car. He jumped in the back seat and the car sped away. Witnesses told police a total of three suspects may have been involved.
Police also believe the suspects robbed a man at a Motel 6 near the club.
The victim was transported to the hospital in serious condition, but he is expected to recover.
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14 years ago
It wasn't so much words...My fave club had been raided and the girls were wearing conservative clothing-pretty much street clothes. My ATF met me near the door and walked me to the back room. Once in the room she began undressing as she talked about how the club had been raided and the girls were warned to be careful. Just then she was topless and as she slipped her panties off she said "I'm not supposed to do this. Ready ?"
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14 years ago
I get more bang for my buck in topless clubs, some dancers don't mind that the thong slips aside, down, or down to mid thigh. Nude clubs are more expensive and high milege girls are harder to find.
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14 years ago
Clubber said "I would think they would try to cast someone with at least a passing resemblance to Linda "Lovelace" Boreman."
Mackenzie Rosman has more than a passing resemblance to Lovelace. There were some (including me) who lobbied for Mack to get the role. I would love to see Mack's pink stuff, or Lind's pink stuff, but, being that Malin has the role, I think we'll see the three B's, but not the pink.
The biopic has some challenges-for instance-in 1970, Lovelace was a stripper with a shaved muff (when other women had a full chewbacca going on). Her muff was shaved to get around a law that banned nudity, but specified that pubic hair was nudity.
The script, no ironclad promise of final product, had lots of violence, but lots of X-rated stuff too (Lovelace got funky with a dog or two). It will be interesting to see what the final product is.
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14 years ago
Twenty years ago, when I was a cop, we had an Officer who....
The day after a Grateful Dead concert, we were in roll call discussing that after the concert, hundreds and hundreds of vitamin C pills were found on the concert green. Roger said "Oh yeah, that's how they increase the effect of LSD."
He then went up to the chalkboard, and talking excitedly and with great exuberance, he spent twenty minutes drawing neurons and nerve synapses, until he suddenly realized that all of us were slack jawed at what he was doing. Then, meekly, he said "Of course, it's just what I heard."
He then sat down.
Needless to say, he had to do a couple of random piss tests.
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14 years ago
I guess you know Ashley somehow ???
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14 years ago
If Mark Prior really wanted to better clientele-he should engage in the age old axiom of "It takes money to make money".
1) First, hire the type of Security it would take to enforce a strict dress code:
A) Button down shirts with collars required-no button down shirt-Goodbye. He could sell or rent out the shirts in the lobby.
B) Dress slacks only. No shorts or blue jeans.
C) Metal detector in lobby
2) Dancer standards
A) No drugs allowed
B) Dancers aren't allowed to drink alcoholic drinks (faux drinks only, Shirley Temple, Virgin Bloody Mary, etc.)
C) No grossly overweight dancers. No dancers over 45.
3) Let the dancers know that the club cares about them-free gym memberships for dancers that work 40 hours a week. Security cameras in critical areas and dancers walked to cars by Security.
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14 years ago
It is a top notch club-clean, pretty girls, but latly it's changed things to appeal to guys with more $$$ than the average Joe.
I think I know who that Persian Princess is. She gives a lousy lapdance, very mechanical, just two moves.
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14 years ago
What Rick said about Houston/Miami. I'd be glad to shepherd you around Houston. Strip clubs are a known plus for Houston, but two secrets about Houston are:
1) Best restaurants anywhere (aside from chain restaurants-we have restaurants that feed you very very well).
2) Music. Go into any medium sized or better church in Houston, on any given Sunday, and you'll hear singers who can hold their own with Celine Dion or Tina Turner.
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14 years ago
Not as funny as the one baddjack wrote. I have to wonder if club owners/management read this site and realize that they suck.
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14 years ago
1) If she has siblings, tell funny sibling stories.
2) Stupid criminal sories
3) Bill Cosby, Robin Williams, and Richard Pryor are good at telling stories-learn a few of those stories...."When I came here, I drove alllllll the way from Tupelow Mississippi, on a tractor...."
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14 years ago
I'm not the swiftest guy onthe uptake, but that looks a lot like a SNL skit to me. With that said:
Fox missed out on a gold mine by not having a Married With Children movie-with the characters advancing beyond where TV restrained them:
Al Bundy being a cab driver/porn producer.
Peg Bundy going to rehab for spending-finding a (really old) sugar daddy who really likes her.
Bud Bundy becoming a used car salesman.
Kelly Bundy becoming a stripper/porn star (non sex, she's too stupid), but she becomes critical to the story, putting her dad's porn company on the map, then using her celebrity to make Bud money.
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14 years ago
http://www.dukesblotter.com/2010/12/news-northlake-firefighters-battling.html
I have relatives there-Sicilians, my cousin might've been one of the bouncers mentioned. Uncle Bill always had a garage full of stuff-stuff that "fell off a truck".
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14 years ago
Baltimore has one of the best trained fire departments in the country. Baltimore sets the standard that many fire departments try to follow.
I agree with QWERTY. bmoreshowgirl, can you post your pics/video for us to see ?
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14 years ago
Yesterday, Wikileaks published a list of sites, worldwide, sensitive to U.S. interests. In short, Wikileaks waved a red cape in front of terrorists sying "these are places to hit". What Assange has done, aside from the Swede case, is yell "FIRE" in a crowded theater.
The Schenck case
The most stringent protection of free speech would not protect a man falsely shouting fire in a theater and causing a panic. [...] The question in every case is whether the words used are used in such circumstances and are of such a nature as to create a clear and present danger that they will bring about the substantive evils that Congress has a right to prevent.
If even just one person dies because of the actions of Assange and Wikileaks, I say prosecute him for murder and lock him up in general population in Texas.
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14 years ago
Recently, a poster here said he was looking for a tour agency to get pussy in Asia. I warned him to be careful. A TUSCL'er said "that's only if you wanna fuck kids".
Nope-applies to adult women too. We've entered the era of the nanny state, so,
If you wanna get laid overseas:
1) Don't advertise the fact, in fact, tell no one.
2) Book your trip by yourself, preferably online, as if you're a regular tourist.
3) If you go to Asia, don't just go to Manila and come back. Go to several countries, make sure you see some tourist sites.
4) For God's sake, don't record your sexual exploits on your computer, camcorder, camera, etc. You never know when you'll be pulled aside for a random check. There's a good chance that you won't be pulled aside for a check, but you never know.
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14 years ago
Gambling is forbidden in my church's beliefs, but 15 years ago, they made the announcement that they would accept a donation from a parishoner who hit the lotto.
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14 years ago
I only text with ATF's.
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14 years ago
Pass on both, but can I do Shiri Appleby ?
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14 years ago
Back in the days of the bordellos (pre 1960's) the girls saw the doc all the time. Working in a bordello, the madam and her staff saw to the safety of the girls.
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14 years ago
For 600h, I think it's upsell. However, I'm glad clubs are expecting FS in the VIP room without running the girls off for doing it.
I'd do the ten twice, working OTC for less pay (club is taking their cut).
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14 years ago
When all reason, intelligence, sanity, and legal course fail, always, always, cop out and play the race card.
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14 years ago
to add to what ztrzi2000 said:There is an enzyme in semen that gives women a "temporary high". It comes about because, when women are sexually aroused, in the missionary position, the top half of the vagina "spoons out" to catch and hold semen. If the woman remains, laying on her back, the semen has a chance to work it's magic-twofold (happiness + impregnation).
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14 years ago
If these guys are guilty, they should be buried in the sand-only the head exposed, then let a company of Marines piss on them. Then removed from the sand, left, hung by the wrists, for three days, naked, for bugs and carrion to eat them.