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Lindsay Lohan fired from porno gig

MisterGuy

Rhode Island

15 yrs ago · 1 min read

I hadn't realized that Lindsay had previously replaced Anna Faris in the Linda Lovelace biopic, "Inferno: A Linda Lovelace Story", but now she's lost the role to Malin Ackerman (from "The Watchmen") due to the film not being able to insure Lindsay.

Oh well...better luck next time LiLo...

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Knightline

That's too bad - she's cute and I'd like to get some laps from her. Maybe she'll find her real talent now - she'd make good money for sure in a strip club!

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Cravey

I'm sure Lindsay finds it hard to swallow that she's not perfect for this role.

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Sig9601

I doubt that Lindsay finds anything hard to swallow.

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Clubber

I would think they would try to cast someone with at least a passing resemblance to Linda "Lovelace" Boreman.

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how

Linda Lovelace, LiLo Lindsey Lohan, LiLo Cannot be mere coincidence! Give her the job back, but make her swallow...

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how

Oops, I guess I mis-spelled the younger LiLo's name. My bad.

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steve229

"I hadn't realized that Lindsay had previously replaced Anna Faris in the Linda Lovelace biopic"

Can't really see Anna Faris in the role, even though I do think she's hot.

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Dudester

Clubber said "I would think they would try to cast someone with at least a passing resemblance to Linda "Lovelace" Boreman."

Mackenzie Rosman has more than a passing resemblance to Lovelace. There were some (including me) who lobbied for Mack to get the role. I would love to see Mack's pink stuff, or Lind's pink stuff, but, being that Malin has the role, I think we'll see the three B's, but not the pink.

The biopic has some challenges-for instance-in 1970, Lovelace was a stripper with a shaved muff (when other women had a full chewbacca going on). Her muff was shaved to get around a law that banned nudity, but specified that pubic hair was nudity.

The script, no ironclad promise of final product, had lots of violence, but lots of X-rated stuff too (Lovelace got funky with a dog or two). It will be interesting to see what the final product is.

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vincemichaels

Ahh, yes, memories. Linda doing just about anything in her flicks. One of my first porno experiences as a young stud. Cheers, babe, where ever you are, doing whoever. LOL

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samsung1

She was hot several years ago but now she is over the hill.

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Sig9601

Actually she's under the hill now. Died some time ago.

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DoctorDarby

Remember that Lovelace denounced her porn career in her book and claimed that she was a victim of abuse throughout her time in the business. This means that the movie will be: 1)a hatchet job on the 70s porn industry, 2) a morality play, and 3) totally non-hot, regardless of the X-rated subject matter or who plays Linda.

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