Comments by Dudester (page 32)

After an incredulous moment, I'd say, "Let's go talk to a manager."

Celeb sex tape rumor number 1,679,123 (give or take a few).

sam said "interesting, I thought escorts were legal in windsor???" Farmerart ?

MGAL9649, last year, when OTC Gal started getting too demanding, or doing stupid stuff, I just pulled back. We both knew that she needed me more than I needed her, and that bugged the shit out of her. Best advice-pull back. If she texts or calls you, agree to only the OTC date. Pay for that and only that. Myself, I let it go on six months longer than I should've, but I have an absolute (pathological actually) need for closure.

Lesson one for writers-unless someone is actually paying you to write-write under a pseudonym. If you become a paid, and then known writer, what you wrote earlier can harm your career, even if it wasn't controversial or immoral. Your customers will just go away, thinking you a talentless hack.

Hope that shithead finds out what it's like to be hogtied and sodomized.

In the 90's, I worked at a hotel across the street from a SC. One night, I looked over and saw someone lying on the ground. I went over and recognized him as a regular guest. I asked the (black) Security Guard what happened. He replied "He said N______ once too often." I picked him up and carried him to the lobby, where myself and the (black) night auditor gave him first aid. He was drunk and had been punched out. Suddenly, he stood up, called the night auditor a racial name and took a punch at me. I sidestepped his punch and elbowed him in the solar plexus. He fell to the couch. We carried him to his room and dumped him in the bed. He was fine, but bumped up in the morning. The General Manager told him that he should consider other hotels.

During a recent visit to Dolls, I noticed a waitress wearing very little. n the past, waitresses have done double duty and I thought she might. When I asked her, she said "I'm just a waitress, nothing more."

"Sheriff Bill Cameron said the investigation was made after a number of complaints from people in the community." Why do people complain when someone other than them is getting laid ? Wait, I answered my own question.

Usually, a handful of porn stars turn up, but somehow they zoom in on the guys with deepest pockets. Also, a handful of prospective porn stars are there, but they're looking for the porn guys. If you can locate the porn guys and play your cards right, you can get their leftovers.

butterface = horse face split tail (self evident) stink finger (third base) Suzy Rottencrotch puta (dumb bitch), panocha (pussy), pinche (tight pussy)

Sinclair said: "There are some girls out there that will fuck you on the rag!" Yeah, OTC Gal actually sent me a "I'm horny" text once. About fifteen minutes later, I found the tampon. "Work around it" she told me.

Honorable ? Yes. Pathetic ? Yes. Would I do it ? No. Have I done something like that ? Yes. You need to talk to yourself.

Seen it several times. Once at Dolls, as I was able to get her panties to mid thigh, she stopped me and said:"I'd let you go all the way, but I got something up there-check for yourself." Other times, I've seen the string hanging out with other girls at other clubs.

I hate to say it, but a club should be able to afford 3k a year. If it can't, it raises questions about the stability of the club. Still, at least in Texas, cooks, hair care workers, security guards (among others) are required to be licensed. So, in fairness, are those other businesses being charged 3k a year in licensing fees ? Cops as well have to be licensed. Do the law enforcement agencies have to pay a licensing fee ? If I was a lawyer, I'd be asking those questions in appeals. In addition, I'd raise an ugly specter. Clubs costs go up. Club charges dancers more in tip outs. Dancers do extras to pay tip out. Why are governmental agencies forcing dancers into illegal activities ? I think the knobs that thought up the law think the clubs will charge customers more.

There are so many great rivalries out there, you can't make any of them number one, just a few: Trojans-Fighting Irish Cowboys-Redskins Celtics-Lakers Yankees-BoSox

I noticed that there are a percentage of married men allowed to go to Hooters (as opposed to a SC). I guess some wives feel that although he'll look at Hooters, no one will touch him. With that said, there's a Hooters in North Houston that is always packed. Personally, I don't like crowds and I don't like to just look.

Mom always said, "Where you see one tarantula, always look for another."

SSSsss Boooo. Deep Sigh.

I've told this story before-at Dolls, there was this little spinner that wouldn't let me near her kitty (unlike the other dancers). About six months later I was at a nude joint. One dancer had approached me, and before going to VIP, offered me a menu with prices. We stopped at the ATM since I hadn't expected much going in and carried very little. While at the ATM, the little spinner ran up, "remember me ?" The dancer I was with warned her off. I went back the next week and sought out the spinner. We went to the back. After one dance I let her know that I wanted more than just a lapper. We moved to a more remote room and had FS. I asked her why she let me FS with her, but at Dolls, the waistline was off limits. "More privacy" was her answer.

In the early 1980's, "The Roaring Twenties" was a very tiny strip joint (500 square feet ?) in downtown San Diego. The new owner (a longtime dancer) was dancing nude on a tiny three by three stage. An old drunk near the door said "Take it all off honey". She protested "I'm already nude." The problem was a lack of eroticism, she wasn't interesting, and neither were the other five dancers who worked the place (not all at the same time).

Bob, 1) Two girl LD costs twice as much as a regular LD. 2) Asking the girls to play with each other will cost more, on top of the double charge. OTC Gal did a lesbo act with another dancer-for a customer, but for a lot of $$$$.

The bet way is three visits with the same girl at her club. On the second visit, bring up the idea, but make it hypothetical, "Would you consider a hotel date with me ?"

My second ATF got busted. Part of her routine was to flash the kitty. When the club got busted, she got the least of charges. I think it was that, although she admitted giving a few BJ's. Her charge was "offering sexual services",although every other dancer was busted for prostitution.

Do me a goddamn fucking favor, if you're going to say something, say something, don't just post a youtube link. There was nothing there but spam, spyware and tracking cookies.