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Pole dancing is a chimp's game

jackslash
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Detroit strip clubs

8 yrs ago · 1 min read

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londonguy

Lol. I could watch them for hours.

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Clubber

How much did you tip'em?

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shadowcat

The River Banks Zoo in Columbia SC was less than a 5 minute drive to the Platinum Plus strip club. So you could get a warm up at the zoo first. :)

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Cashman1234

Lol! I guess you tip them with bananas?

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vincemichaels

Be careful feeding them, Cashman1234, they bite. :)

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Cashman1234

Those pole dancing monkeys! They bite the hand that feeds them bananas - and they are known to throw their own feces around too!

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vincemichaels

Yes, they do. One of my uncles used to work for a pharmaceutical company and the test chimps were nasty biting critters. (:

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Papi_Chulo

You would not want her mad at you for not tipping, she'd probably rip your face off and the bouncers would not dare intervene

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san_jose_guy

As I see it, humans can go one of two ways, chimpanzees, or bonobos.

Bonobo Handshake youtube.com

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Supremeruler

Sadly that was more entertaining than some actual strippers pole dancing.

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