The Track: How pimps ruin lives on Bourbon Street

The two most shocking revelations

1. "There are Internet sites where customers exchange comments about the perceived availability of “the extras.” "In online forums where clientele trade reviews of the strip clubs, customers looking for anything ranging from manual stimulation to oral sex to intercourse will trade tips about which room in which New Orleans strip club is the most private, and which places you’re most likely to find prostitutes and at what prices."

Just horrible. Men are such animals.

1. "The lowest price quoted for an hour in the private room: $3,600." Holy shit. And you guys think I overpay for sex.

"... and which places you’re most likely to find prostitutes and at what prices."

No..no...no... "dream strippers" not prostitutes. How insulting.

Wtf? Internet sites that have details on where to get extras! Omg!

Newsflash - pimps ruin lives! In other news - the sun came up this morning!