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started 6 yrs ago
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My dream is to have two women at once.
posted by
jackslash

My dream is to have two women at once. One cooking and one cleaning.

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started 6 yrs ago
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What does it mean when a stripper is in your bed gasping for breath and calling
posted by
jackslash

Q. What does it mean when a stripper is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS…

discussion
started 6 yrs ago
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What do you call a stripper who loves small dicks?
posted by
jackslash

Q. What do you call a stripper who loves small dicks?

A. Your ATF.

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started 6 yrs ago
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What's the first thing you have to do to get a stripper to make you a sandwich?
posted by
jackslash

Q. What's the first thing you have to do to get a stripper to make you a sandwich?

A. Let her out of her cage.

NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS

discussion
started 6 yrs ago
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Of Midgets and Roses
posted by
jackslash

I was visiting a Detroit-area club that is not in my usual rotation because I wanted to meet a hot dancer who told me she would be there. The dancer and I were sitting…

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started 6 yrs ago
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Why do only 10% of strippers get into heaven?
posted by
jackslash

Q. Why do only 10% of strippers get into heaven?

A. Because if they all got in it would be hell.

NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

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started 6 yrs ago
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What's the difference between an onion and a stripper?
posted by
jackslash

Q. What's the difference between an onion and a stripper?

A. People cry when they chop up an onion.

NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.