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My First Tip

I got my first tip in a strip club today. I took a hot blonde to the VIP booth and had a good time. As we were getting dressed, she found a dollar bill on the floor that…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 9

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Underground Strip Club

An "underground strip club" was operating in the basement of a cab company. I guess it wasn't a metaphor. http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/05/08/unlicensed-strip-club-operating-in-cab-company-basement-busted/

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 2

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Dancer Jealousy Part 2

Last week I reported being the object of a jealous encounter between 2 dancers. This week the melodrama continued with the same dancers in the same club. Dramatis Personae: Dancer A: a busty blonde in her mid-20's who I've known…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 16

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Biggest Stripper Lie

Today a stripper told me the biggest lie I can remember: "You're the only guy I've ever sucked." Can anybody top that one?

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 25

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No More Tebowing for NYC Strippers

NYC strippers reported saddened by loss of Tim Tebow. http://www.sportsgrid.com/nfl/new-york-stripper-community-saddened-by-loss-of-tim-tebow/

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 5

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Dancer Jealousy

Dramatis Personae: Dancer A: a busty blonde in her mid-20's who I've known for a few weeks Dancer B: a busty brunette in her mid-30's who I've know for a few years …

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 21

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Rihanna flaunts sexy body in barely-there bikini after spending night at strip c

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/544102/rihanna-flaunts-sexy-body-in-barely-there-bikini-after-spending-night-at-strip-club Rihanna looks pretty good. Unfortunately, I didn't see her when I was in Miami.

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 6

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The No-Touch Rule

I met a new young blonde dancer. As soon as we got into the private VIP booth, she said, "I only have one rule. You can't touch my hair." The reason was that she had hair extensions…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 11

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Ban All 62-Year-Old Strippers

Breaking news from the Great White North: "MONTREAL — Six female strippers age 40 to 62 were arrested and charged with prostitution when police raided a bar in Massueville on Thursday." Read more: http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/strippers+arrested+Massueville+prostitution+charges/8233821/story.html#ixzz2QMan8MUN

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 6

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Incremental Value

Today I was getting BBBJ for $200 from I girl I considered a 9. I asked about switching to FS, and she said that would be $1000. I was stunned, astonished, dumbfounded, and flabbergasted. I inquired…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 15

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Incremental Revenue

I don't like to haggle. I'm willing to pay the going price for goods and services, whether at the department store or the strip club. But occasionally I'll try to get a bargain. Yesterday at the club I was…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 21

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I'm Walking Away / Jubilation Day!

When I first saw Christie dancing on stage with her long blonde hair swirling around her half-nude body, I thought that if I could ever have sex with her I would be completely happy. But today, after having banged…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 10

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San Antonio Strip Club Robbery

http://www.woai.com/news/local/story/Robbery-and-shooting-at-strip-club/bOGsf4X1XEurMUlj1vOrUA.cspx I used to live in San Antonio, but I'm not familiar with the MVP club. The robbery seems to have started with one brainiac stealing a stripper's money from the stage and then it escalated into a shooting.

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 5

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The Love of my Life

I met the love of my life in a strip club today. She's a young dancer who is sweet and kind and never does extras. She's stripping just to pay her way through medical school. We…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 17

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Lady Gaga visits Chicago strip club in her golden Louis Vuitton wheelchair

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/lady-gaga-takes-wheelchair-boyfriend-1795968 I love Lady Gaga, but Chicago strip clubs are lame. I want her to party at one of my favorite Detroit clubs. I had tickets to Lady Gaga's concert in Detroit, but she cancelled because of a hip injury.…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 1

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Zumba

Instructor Alexis Wright pleaded guilty to using her Zumba fitness studio as a front for prostitution. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/mar/30/zumba-instructor-pleads-guilty-kennebunk I know a dancer who is a fitness instructor and zumba teacher. I always assumed that "fitness instructor" was her legal occupation, but maybe…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 6

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"Strip for Me" Hebrews 12:1 (NLT) --Jesus

A billboard from a Birmingham church: http://www.wsfa.com/story/21791132/churchs-strip-for-me-billboard-draws-attention This billboard should get attention, especially during Holy Week, but the church is being rather misleading. This is not a quote by Jesus at all but rather a statement by the unknown writer of…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 4 5

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Dancer Sues. Says SC Manager Forced her to have Sex

Dancer's suit says her strip club manager coerced her into sex. Wouldn't the real news be that a strip club manager did not coerce dancers into sex? http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2013/03/dancer-sues-dc-strip-club-for-sexual-discrimination

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 1

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The next time I want to go to a strip club, I'm calling 911

http://www.wkyt.com/news/headlines/Police--198243751.html?ref=751

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 7

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A Stripper Extortion Plot

"Top Hearst executive Scott Sassa has left the company over a sensational extortion plot involving a Los Angeles-based stripper he was sexting" ww.nypost.com/p/pagesix/sexting_scandal_hits_hearst_aieV1g9CaSz4dp0VNxSrjO?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=Newsletter_Tracking&utm_campaign=%2Anew%2A%20Newsletter%20%28eagle%29%202013-03-14 In this case a high-level executive refused to pay extortion money, but had to resign when the stripper and…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 9

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Career Girl by Day, Stripper by Night!

A private strip club with "amateur" dancers in NYC. http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/carrer_girl_by_day_stripper_by_night_b2w7KQHGmqqov5e3RyMRfL/0

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 4

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Bryan Keene spends over $2,000 on grandmother's card for strippers, alcohol

Grandma is still good for something. http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/article/303792/8/Man-spends-over-2000-on-grandmothers-card-for-strippers-alcohol

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 4

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More Frequently Asked Questions

The questions keep pouring in, and so I've added to the list of Frequently Asked Questions that I previously posted. New questions begin at number 45. 1 Q What 3 words best describe strippers? A Lying, thieving whores 2 Q Do…

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 3 19

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Strip Clubs are a Legit Business Expense

More on how rappers write off strip club expenses on their taxes. I just tell the IRS I gave the money to Charity. http://www.sohh.com/2013/03/strip_clubs_are_a_legit_business_expense.html

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 5

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Do you Think Anderson Might be Gay?

Anderson Cooper went to a strip club when he was in college and was " talking to the ladies about their shoes." http://www.eonline.com/news/394672/anderson-cooper-on-first-strip-club-visit-i-was-talking-to-the-ladies-about-their-shoes

jackslashElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 18
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