My dream is to have two women at once. One cooking and one cleaning.
My dream is to have two women at once. One cooking and one cleaning.
Q. What does it mean when a stripper is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q. What do you call a stripper who loves small dicks?
A. Your ATF.
Q. What's the first thing you have to do to get a stripper to make you a sandwich?
A. Let her out of her cage.
NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS
I was visiting a Detroit-area club that is not in my usual rotation because I wanted to meet a hot dancer who told me she would be there. The dancer and I were sitting…
Q. Why do only 10% of strippers get into heaven?
A. Because if they all got in it would be hell.
NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
Q. What's the difference between an onion and a stripper?
A. People cry when they chop up an onion.
NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.