Discussions

Q. Did a stripper ever make a man a millionaire?

A. Yes. He was a billionaire before.

NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

No, I'm not drinking too much and becoming an alcoholic. I'm spending too much on alcohol.

In September I spent over $1000 on drinks in strip clubs. About 2/3 of that amount was for…

More proof that DJs are pieces of shit.

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Q . How can you see things from a stripper's point of view?

A . Get down on your knees.

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The newsman asks, "How is it sanitary to eat food where they have naked dancers?" I ask, "How is it sanitary to eat food in Toledo?"

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Q. Why will you cry after the first time you have sex with a stripper?

A. Pepper spray.

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Q. What's the difference between a battery and dating a stripper?

A. A battery has a positive side.

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The city is concerned that people might mistake the strip club for an actual emergency room.

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Q. How can you find out if a stripper will be better in bed than your wife?

A. Ask the mailman.

NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.