Comments by imnumnutz (page 5)

beautiful hair is important to me in a dancer. given a choice, i do not like short hair. does not have to be down to your waist, but pixie cuts are not sexy to me.

when i was younger used to go twice a week to clubs in d.c. area. in ohio now, and clubs aren't much to talk about, so rarely visit them. go to vegas 3-4 times a year, and that's where the vast majority of my strip clubbing now takes place.

38)Girls--if you wanna start a conversation, avoid at all costs mention of loser boyfriends, stupid club management or overdue rent. I came here to forget my troubles, not hear yours. 39)Girls--we will stipulate that you indeed CAN dance and chew gum at the same time. spit the fucking gum out before you dance!

like i go to a club for rare cognac. memo to strip club owners: forget the highpriced frills. just get beautiful dancers with pleasant personalities who know how to please. It's a simple business, really...

gotta at least give playboy props for trying to innovate here. their website/tv efforts up til now have done nothing for me. "Safe-for-work"? dunno about that, especially when you post stuff like, "how to get laid at work..." open that one up and see how fast someone files a sexual-harassment-in-the-workplace complaint...

carolina has it covered in his post. as i have said elsewhere, though, i luv it when the dancer appears unattainable. if she's dancing with other guys, sitting with a group and won't break free, that makes me want her that much more. it's rare that i get turned on by a dancer who approaches me, i've gotta go after her, and its better if she makes it difficult...

all of this reminds me of a story related by green bay packers great Jerry Kramer in his classic book, "Instant Replay" The Packers were coached by no-nonsense Vince Lombardi, but featured a few guys who like to have a good time, including wide receiver Max McGee. One year during training camp, McGee was caught missing curfew, and Lombardi announced during a team meeting that he would be fined $50 (this was 40 yrs ago, when superstars made $40,000 a year, not $4 million), and made it clear to McGee that if it happened again, the fine would be $100. Well, it did happen again. Lombardi called out McGee, yelled and screamed, fined him $100 and said another incident would cost $200. It took some time, but once McGee got caught breaking curfew, and Lombardi could be heard screaming for McGee's head before practice. At a team meeting, Lombardi blew up at McGee and finally said, "One more time McGee, and it will cost you $500!" Then he softened just a bit. "Max, if you find something worth going out for, for $500, hell, call me so I can go with you...

yeah, there's a reason Vegas rooms are so cheap in August...it's bleepin' hot, and there's few visitors. If I were going to visit at that time, i would not expect much in the clubs, "sin city" or not.

1. very pretty face and smile 2. soft, well styled hair 3. slender figure

to answer yr question, no.

i think yr previous club choices are still good, lucky. word is that new Hustler Club is about ready to open, so u may wanna check on that, too. i was in vegas 3 months ago and thought things were just a tad slow. spent most of my time at the rhino, it was fine, but not spectacular.

he wrote it so nice that he posted it twice...

agree with s-cat. when my atf was working, the heels made her appear to almost be walking on stilts...

jeeze, do these girls think we all like pain? if you wanna caress the jewels, that's one thing, but squeeze 'em like stress balls? gimme a break. particularly painful if, like me, you have a cyst down there...

and at what club did this exchange take place?

maybe kim k. on a good day.

agree with slothrop, but lemme add couple things. check with vegas convention websites to see when the big conventions like CES and World Gaming Expo will take place...dancers come in from all over the country for these. but many attendees will go to strip clubs only to look, not buy. girls will in many cases treat you like a hero during convention time if you'll just open yr wallet a lil bit.

if this is for real, and i am not convinced that it is, my guess is it's some type of set up...i would be extremely careful.

tanning beds? if i owned club, last thing I'd do. The lawsuits over cancer,etc, will be starting soon. NO THANKS! Artcollege has it right. Dancing is sales, and dancers need to be taught good sales techniques. Dancers cannot smoke while in uniform. gum chewing strongly discouraged.

it's only when they don't shut up that bothers me...

you're the one with the cash, dude, so you get to call the shots...

if it bothers u that much, just find someone else. and next time don't compare notes with other guys who eff the girl. what you don't know, in this case, won't hurt you.

cmon, bosss, tell the truth...are you Dick Johnson?

Longtime members know I am totally in the tank for former Playboy Playmate/Penthouse Pet Linn Thomas. She did the feature thing from roughly 2001-2004. Whenever she was within a couple hundred miles, I went to see her. Undoubtedly, the nicest, most down to earth member of the "industry" I ever had the pleasure of knowing. I got countless lapdances from the lovely Miss Thomas. Lots of contact? not really. "Extras?" Of course not. But each encounter was very special in its own right.

while he was still playing with the bulls, saw dennis rodman at Camelot in D.C. Kept to himself.