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Lapdance from a porn star

A big-name pornstar will be featuring at a nearby club in several weeks. I'd like to get a lapdance from her (and am willing to pay a lot). I called the club and they said that feature dancers typically don't do lapdances. If I wanted to make this happen, what would be the best way to go about it? (Do I ask her directly or someone else, etc.)

14 comments

  • sanitago
    14 years ago
    odds are this is one fantasy you're going to have to list in the "Never going to happen" category. only exception I can think of is if she works as an escort/provider on the side, and the club is probably not going to touch that with a ten mile pole (give the cops a great excuse to land on them hard). in that case, look for a personal web site and see if there are any links off of it to let you get in touch with her. expect to pay a *lot* of cash, but if you go "all in", it might be a better memory than just a lap dance.
  • samsung1
    14 years ago
    check on TER or big doggie to see if she also does escorting.

    Also keep in mind that the porn star is probably going to be swamped with attention. You won't get more than 30 seconds to talk to her at most and that will be with several other of the audience and security around.

    Good luck though. Also check to see if she has a website and join it. You can email her through her website (most porn stars only post their email address to their paying members). Hopefully she has a blackberry and can get your introduction email.
  • Dudester
    14 years ago
    Slip her a note (with your cell number) when you get that 30 seconds. In 2004, when Gauge was visiting here, she was supposed to be unavailable for lappers, but suddenly, all her customers disappeared. She looked around, realized we were alone, and gave me the lapper-far from the best I've had.
  • SuperDude
    14 years ago
    Porn star features are lame dancers. They do not give laps. They are there to fill the club and sell autographed photographs and other junk for rip-off prices. Best to just skip it keep your fantasies.
  • cgerber
    14 years ago
    Good info. The porn star is Lisa Ann, BTW.
  • bitterdbag
    14 years ago
    Each star is different. One club in my area has a pornstar feature dancer almost every month. Of the four I've met, three only autographed and sold pictures and dvd's. The last one did give lap dances. It was expensive. $120 per song. I figured once in a lifetime experince. Honest opinion, not worth it. I got caught up in the moment,"what?! She's giving dances! This is gonna be the beat dance ever!!!"

    I should have thought it through. A dancer who doesn't know me, who meets tons of people in clubs all the time is going to give me a once in a lifetime dance in the span of a 4-5min song. Ummm . . . no.

    If you do get a dance I wish you luck. Whatever happens you should post your experience here! I'd love to hear about it.


  • how
    14 years ago
    Seems I read that early on, Bree Olson was quite the generous dancer. But I would expect it to be more as described here... the "star" is swamped with attention, and won't distinguish you from Adam, even during a dance, if available.

    I've only met one pornstar, and it was not at a club. Kobe Tai, and she was quite a charmer. Nothing special about the encounter, I just was favorably impressed by her personality.

    I met one Playmate in LA: Deborah Driggs. Very sweet, and better looking in person than in pictures. (Saying something, the way those pix are treated with such care.)
  • 10inches
    14 years ago
    have seen only on feature that gave lap dances. met Melissa Wolfe in club in South Carolina several years ago. first stage performance of the week and slow crowd. after stage dance she sold the usual crap then offered lap dances in VIP for $50 a song. took a chance and was rewarded with very hot, hands-on dance. much later she was busted for running a escort service in ATL
  • theriddler
    14 years ago
    Was at Pink Pony ATL and got lappers from Victoria Paris and another porn star. They were hanging out between sets kinda by themselves and I wandered over and got like 4 freebie lapper songs. Top notch mileage.
  • imnumnutz
    14 years ago
    Longtime members know I am totally in the tank for former Playboy Playmate/Penthouse Pet Linn Thomas. She did the feature thing from roughly 2001-2004. Whenever she was within a couple hundred miles, I went to see her. Undoubtedly, the nicest, most down to earth member of the "industry" I ever had the pleasure of knowing. I got countless lapdances from the lovely Miss Thomas. Lots of contact? not really. "Extras?" Of course not. But each encounter was very special in its own right.
  • yndy
    14 years ago
    Christy Canyon & Victoria Paris visited a local club ~15 yrs. ago. Got a lap dance w/both (simultaneously) and a polaroid pic w/them for $60. And a bit of conversation. Came across as nice people.
  • minnow
    14 years ago
    It really depends on individual performer and club. Got ld's from Linn Thomas, and Glorianne several years ago for a $10 premium above regular LD's as I best recall. Columbus Gold which practically has weekly features, I've heard of LD prices with features being anywhere from $50- $100. Best bet would be the lesser crowded hours of feature show.
  • MisterGuy
    14 years ago
    "If I wanted to make this happen, what would be the best way to go about it? (Do I ask her directly or someone else, etc.)"

    I would ask her directly while you are at the club. Going to her website & seeing if she displays ads for OTC either there or elsewhere would be a good idea as well. You will likely have to pay big bucks for any encounter (ITC or OTC) that you get though.

    "The porn star is Lisa Ann, BTW."

    Ooooppppsss...I think you're out of luck on the OTC action then, given this video:
    http://contactpornstars.blogs.com/news/2…

    Of course, according to *this video*, she's apparently had sex with a 16-year-old (?) & taken guys home from a strip club multiple times after giving them LDs...so go figure:
    http://bbs.mediumpimpin.com/showthread.p…

    She's hot, but, if you get to meet her, tell her to get her boobs fixed so that both her nipples point straight ahead. Good luck!
  • vincemichaels
    14 years ago
    It depends on the dancer, most are the autograph and personal items sellers. I've had great lap dances from a few at normal club prices, so I'd say it's a crap shoot. Good luck, cgerber
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