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You are violating Rule #1 of strip club attendance: DO NOT take your credit cards into a strip club. Period. Figure out how much you want to spend and take that amount of cash into the club.

20 years ago, when I was a young handsome fella, the best-looking dancer with the best looking breasts asked me to take her home when the place closed. I did. She invited me in, put on a highly revealing robe, cooked us breakfast and then took me to her bedroom. No money involved whatsoever. We liked each other.

No way am I going to a strip club at 9am. You're guaranteed the C-list dancers -- not worth one's time, in my opinion.

At least $5, more like $10 or $20 if the driver is helpful and friendly.

I'm saddened to hear your story and I offer my sympathies for your pain. Take care of yourself.

"Intelligently discuss" on a strip club website? That's funny.

Fitness first. I like to see breasts that one could possibly get one's hands around. Totally turned off by fat.

Clubs in Salt Lake City require this -- what a surprise.

Yes, you are being played, but so what? When you enter the strip club, you are being played. That's the deal. It feels good, it costs money, thank you and good night.

Lunch is a great idea. Middle of the day. Plenty of light. She what she really looks like. Get a conversation going. Find out what she's about. You'll know whether to pursue it within about 30 minute.

Shotgun Willie's wouldn't let me at 12 noon on a 95-degree day because I was wearing a tank top. I talked the door man into lending me a club jacket so I could get in anyway. Odd combination: tank top and sport jacket in a strip club.

Despite the more relaxed atmosphere, it's tough to find an A list dancer in the daytime. It's so rare that when you do find one, the time spent is excellent. On the whole, though, since I only prefer the very best-looking, hottest dancers, I find late nights the best time to show up.

I would not get within 100 feet of this young woman.

The best times to see the hottest looking entertainers is Friday & Saturday night. Midnight to 3am are the best hours. It will be very crowded. You'll want to have a plan before you enter (lots of "no thank you's" to the first few that approach you for a dance). Take an hour to choose, at least. Bring hundred dollar bills. Keep in mind that these are Las Vegas dancers -- they've heard it all & seen it all. You're not in Kansas anymore. If you show up at a Vegas strip club at 12 noon on a Tuesday, please do not post on this board how "disappointed" you were.

I like hip-hop in a club. It's that country music that attracts a bad crowd. I don't know if it's possible, but my club would emphasize large breasts on fit, attractive women. Gotta be some way of making that work...

"Why don't we go in the back so we can get into all of the touching and squeezing and licking?"

Never happened to me, but I saw a guy and his girlfriend going at it -- she straddling him on his chair -- just in front of the stage at Aloha Beach years ago. It happened so suddenly and it seemed so, I don't, normal, that no one said anything or tried to stop them. We all just looked at each other and laughed until it was over and they left.

If I were a rich guy running a hedge fund and had the brains to see that one political party was headed for power, then I would donate money to them. So what? That's business and politics, been that way for a long time.

First rule of going to a strip club: do not take your credit card into the strip club with you. Figure out how much cash you want to blow and take that amount with you. To repeat, do not take your credit card into the strip club. That's the first rule of going to a strip club.

Are we including the dollar amount of hours lost not working?

"...dated on and off for ten years..." Dated, huh? I wonder how often she picked up the tab.

This story is 2 years old.

Actually, the cab driver in this instance was right and was trying to do you a favor: the Crazy Horse Too was a far, far better strip club than Cheetah's. You should have listened.

Note that the compensation is "tips only."

Mary Kincaid is one of the sweetest, kindest County Commissioners I've ever met. She used to run a flower shop in North Las Vegas. I was stunned to hear she'd been convicted of accepting illegal cash from a strip club owner. What a town.