Comments by Slothrop

  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    Credit cards in clubs
    You are violating Rule #1 of strip club attendance: DO NOT take your credit cards into a strip club. Period. Figure out how much you want to spend and take that amount of cash into the club.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    jack_s
    Florida
    Dancers Offering Their Numbers/E-mails...
    20 years ago, when I was a young handsome fella, the best-looking dancer with the best looking breasts asked me to take her home when the place closed. I did. She invited me in, put on a highly revealing robe, cooked us breakfast and then took me to her bedroom. No money involved whatsoever. We liked each other.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    screg
    California
    Daytime- Las Vegas
    No way am I going to a strip club at 9am. You're guaranteed the C-list dancers -- not worth one's time, in my opinion.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    londonguy
    Breathe, breathe in the air
    What to tip the Chauffeur?
    At least $5, more like $10 or $20 if the driver is helpful and friendly.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    cube242
    Florida
    Girl died last week ....
    I'm saddened to hear your story and I offer my sympathies for your pain. Take care of yourself.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    Black Murders Eight Whites; Media Blames Whites
    "Intelligently discuss" on a strip club website? That's funny.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    10inches
    Florida
    WHAT'S IMPORTANT?
    Fitness first. I like to see breasts that one could possibly get one's hands around. Totally turned off by fat.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    Signing In
    Clubs in Salt Lake City require this -- what a surprise.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    Should I or Not?
    Yes, you are being played, but so what? When you enter the strip club, you are being played. That's the deal. It feels good, it costs money, thank you and good night.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    Stripper gave me her number?
    Lunch is a great idea. Middle of the day. Plenty of light. She what she really looks like. Get a conversation going. Find out what she's about. You'll know whether to pursue it within about 30 minute.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    No shorts policy?
    Shotgun Willie's wouldn't let me at 12 noon on a 95-degree day because I was wearing a tank top. I talked the door man into lending me a club jacket so I could get in anyway. Odd combination: tank top and sport jacket in a strip club.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    Are You a Day Guy or a Night Guy?
    Despite the more relaxed atmosphere, it's tough to find an A list dancer in the daytime. It's so rare that when you do find one, the time spent is excellent. On the whole, though, since I only prefer the very best-looking, hottest dancers, I find late nights the best time to show up.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    Tiger Mistress Joslyn James Claims Sexual Harassment at Strip Club
    I would not get within 100 feet of this young woman.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    minnow
    Any place that interests me.
    Vegas SC Cliff Notes: Keep Bumping or Make Sticky Thread
    The best times to see the hottest looking entertainers is Friday & Saturday night. Midnight to 3am are the best hours. It will be very crowded. You'll want to have a plan before you enter (lots of "no thank you's" to the first few that approach you for a dance). Take an hour to choose, at least. Bring hundred dollar bills. Keep in mind that these are Las Vegas dancers -- they've heard it all & seen it all. You're not in Kansas anymore. If you show up at a Vegas strip club at 12 noon on a Tuesday, please do not post on this board how "disappointed" you were.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    potheadpl
    Florida
    What would you do if you owned a club?
    I like hip-hop in a club. It's that country music that attracts a bad crowd. I don't know if it's possible, but my club would emphasize large breasts on fit, attractive women. Gotta be some way of making that work...
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    10inches
    Florida
    BEST PITCH FROM DANCER
    "Why don't we go in the back so we can get into all of the touching and squeezing and licking?"
  • discussion comment
    15 years ago
    Sex in VIP room
    Never happened to me, but I saw a guy and his girlfriend going at it -- she straddling him on his chair -- just in front of the stage at Aloha Beach years ago. It happened so suddenly and it seemed so, I don't, normal, that no one said anything or tried to stop them. We all just looked at each other and laughed until it was over and they left.
  • discussion comment
    15 years ago
    Hedge Funds Donate Big to Democrats; Get Exemption from Bank Bill
    If I were a rich guy running a hedge fund and had the brains to see that one political party was headed for power, then I would donate money to them. So what? That's business and politics, been that way for a long time.
  • discussion comment
    15 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Credit Cards at a Strip Club
    First rule of going to a strip club: do not take your credit card into the strip club with you. Figure out how much cash you want to blow and take that amount with you. To repeat, do not take your credit card into the strip club. That's the first rule of going to a strip club.
  • discussion comment
    15 years ago
    What's the most you have ever spent in a strip club?
    Are we including the dollar amount of hours lost not working?
  • discussion comment
    15 years ago
    Computer tycoon Sir Clive Sinclair, 69, weds 33-year-old former lapdancer fiancÃ
    "...dated on and off for ten years..." Dated, huh? I wonder how often she picked up the tab.
  • discussion comment
    15 years ago
    SEC Ogled Porn As The Financial Crisis Unfolded! So Did You
    This story is 2 years old.
  • discussion comment
    15 years ago
    IRS targets strip clubs, taxis over bonuses
    Actually, the cab driver in this instance was right and was trying to do you a favor: the Crazy Horse Too was a far, far better strip club than Cheetah's. You should have listened.
  • discussion comment
    15 years ago
    Slothrop
    Florida
    Strip Club Bathroom Attendant Job Opening in Vegas
    Note that the compensation is "tips only."
  • discussion comment
    15 years ago
    Supervision lifted for ex-Vegas strip club owner
    Mary Kincaid is one of the sweetest, kindest County Commissioners I've ever met. She used to run a flower shop in North Las Vegas. I was stunned to hear she'd been convicted of accepting illegal cash from a strip club owner. What a town.