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This low pressure system which has been lounging around here for several days is depressing. I'm glad I live where i do, Detroit got over 6 inches of rain, the last few days. Now I know that's nothing compared…
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Story out of Detroit yesterday. A policeman's funeral was in progress, and some asshole was posting on Facebook how he'd like to bomb the church and take out hundreds of cops in attendance. His friend on Facebook reported…
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I'm sure I wasn't the only one who couldn't log on this morning. What say you?
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Firemen here were holding a car wash in one of Detwaa's suburbs the other day. Some strippers showed up to augment the entertainment and were photographed laying on some of the firetrucks. Of course, someone got upset and…
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With the drought in California, the streams have dried up and people are finding gold again. Lopaw, I have a strong urge to strike it rich. LOL Time for a trip to the Left Coast, Clubbing…
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https://www.yahoo.com/style/kate-middleton-style-file-blue-155628311.html Would you do her?
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Juice wants to watch my dog when I go East on vacation this week. I'm afraid he'll have rough sex with it. Help !! http://www.tagged.com/photo_view.html?photoId=221568390#
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Way back when at the last Detroit meetup, shailynn and I were talking about many things. In his travels here, he met a dancer at one of our clubs, and he wondered if she still danced there. I…
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There was a news story on this morning about a spy camera found in the women's bathroom at a local car dealer. I remember a restaurant owner that got convicted on some charge after a spy camera he had placed…
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Well, the chips keep on coming. Hope Solo who has played soccer for 17 years was removed from the team for her Olympic antics. I think she'd do well dancing, she's tough, she's fine. What does everyone
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I have said it before and now I'm pleading, You gotta run, I get violently ill at the thought of either of the 2 crooks running winning the November election. CHACKEN FANGERS IN EVERY POT !!
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http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32400000/-Britney-britney-spears-32477047-1024-768.jpg She's got a new album out. I haven't listened to it yet. She's looking good, after her, ahem, drug problems. Would you do her?
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Had a PM from a friend this morning, we touched on a subject that he brought up. I think it's time to start a new tradition here on TUSCL. I chopped down 2 trees on the lot next…
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUvxRjYqjEQ I'm happy for the few friends that are still married. I have 2 couples in mind that have been married since shortly after high school in the 70's. I watched my brother and sister get married.…
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Yes, I'm talking about new car sales people, not quite as bad as the stereotypical shady used car salesperson. I've dealt with my share, mostly men, but given the opporturnity to talk to a sweet young babe, I'm impressed…
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While in the club, it pays to be on your game. Back when we had the Detroit meetup, I stopped in The Flight Club, before, to reconnoiter a few times and met jackslash there once. The following visit when I…
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JS69 is a cool guy, i like him but one of his recent threads concern me. One of his babes is sounding needy, and should he upset her enough, I hope she doesn't Bobbit him.
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I just heard a report on CBS radio, national news, that my home state of Michigan led the country last year in meth production busts. I knew a dancer at Players' Club, who'd leave during her shift, return about a…
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http://detonate.com/pictures-that-trump-would-rather-keep-secret-2/5/ When Trump is dumped, it's getting increasingly likely, Republicans are leaving him behind as he melts down. Imagine a White House with crooked Hilary, dumping Bill and making the Donald the First Man.
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I keep seeing a message in my Spam section of my email about Men being raped. Have any of us been raped by a woman?
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Over the weekend a 71 year old dude, thought he could have some satisfaction and brought a prostitute back to his Pontiac, MI home. Once there, she calls her associate who comes over, tries to rob him for the cash…
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I saw a story tonight about some asshole out East that tossed a pipe bomb at a patrol car. He needs to find other outlets for release. A trip to VIP would help relieve the stress level. Of course,…
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Ingham country (Michigan) prosecutor today pleads guilting to consorting with and having sex with a prostitute. The prosecutor handling the case is seeking jail time. That should be a fun time running into the criminals he convicted.
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Freedom is a wonderful thing. I'm free, but for a limited time only I can be had for chacken fingers. :)
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There was a story on our local news all day about the 40 year old girlfriend running over her boyfriend, not once, but twice, in a fit of rage :) I hope she doesn't read TUSCL, John. One never…
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