Comments by sandyman (page 3)

After Enron, EBITDA now stands for Earnings Before I Tricked the Dumb Auditors!

Sorry, meant to address to Scott.

Rick, Thanks for the open attitude and willingness to listen. I have relatives in the Austin area and hope to make a visit to your club in the future. In the meantime, you might want to look at the blog for The Stripclub Hound. He apparently is a former manager of clubs in the L.A. area and has had some interesting comments on club operations.

If I eat your apple, will you let me nibble on your pair (pear)?:-)

I had a female friend years ago who went through a difficult divorce. After that she always referred to her ex as the "sperm donor."

Haven't been there in over a year, but OG was always my daytime go to club. No cover and no charge to use the booths, which could be a very good experience with the right girl. No FS, but lots of other play.

The elderly in Florida are the highest carriers of AIDS..... Hearing aides, walking aides, nursing aides.

His current blog has some comments from dancers about the pressures (economic and otherwise) they feel to provide more services than they did in the past.

The Strip Club Hound blog (http://stripclubhound.blogspot.com) has some pretty interesting insights into this.

Washington Park has 8 clubs within a few miles and is right off the Interstate. Other areas are Sauget, Centreville and Brooklyn, but they don't have the quantity of clubs. HSC is probably the nicest and has some pretty good mileage, but limited extras, if any. I have always thought Hustler's survived just on the name. My favorite for just a nice laid back time is Miss Kitty' especially in the afternoons, when the rules are more relaxed. You'll typically get a lot of attention at stage side for just a $2 tip. Depending on the girl, the chance to get a HJ in the not so private area is pretty good. IMHO, the rest of the clubs in WP are on the lower end as far as quality, but the potential for more services is pretty high, if you are willing to lower your standards.

The clubs in Biloxi, MS were pretty wide open back in the 70's. I don't remember getting lap dances, but I do remember having dancers sitting in my lap and offering extras. One club had a marquee sign for years that announced a featured dancer named Ophelia Twat.

They were giving table dances in Memphis back in the late 70's. I can't remember if they were bikini or topless.

Rent a car. There are a half a dozen cities on the East side that have clubs and you are going to want the flexibility of being able to get around. None of them are near the light rail system. Just be prudent about your drinking. You don't to risk a DWI.

There are a couple of places in the East St. Louis area that have them. With the right girl that can be very good experiences. The dancer has a lot of options for contact. Dances in the clubs I'm familiar with are usually $25, with volume discounts often available.

Haven't been there in a number of years, but always enjoyed myself. The nice thing about the club was the full menu of choices. You could have a good time with the topless dances on the back wa.ll (which could be very high mileage with the right girl) all the way to FS in the VIP area. If you had the right amount of dollars, you could have any reasonable kind of experience you wanted. I hope that they get something resolved or find a new place to operate

She will have to work a little harder to overcome the first impression, but if she has a good personality, I think she could do fine. Several of my regular dancers carry some extra pounds and we have a good relationship because they are fun to be with and enjoy having a good time.

Back in the 70's when Biloxi Mississippi was pretty wide open, there was a club that had a sign stating that one of the featured dancers was Ophelia Twat.

I once dreamed I was a car muffler and when I woke up in the morning, I was exhausted!

I was at a club recently and during the conversation with the dancer mentioned TUSCL and explained what it was all about. She asked me to give her a good review and mention her name and days she worked.

I use "Hello, Darling" with a little Southern drawl.

I went to the New Era Club in downtown Cleveland in the 70's (yes, I'm that old) It was the typical setup for a club in those days. There was theater-type seating with a runway stage out into the audience. The dancers would come out and strip as they danced on the stage. The reason I remember it so clearly was at the end of one of the sets, the dancer was nude and she sat down on the edge of the stage, spread her legs and announced, "Free eats!". Anyone with the urge and the courage could go up and munch. I was absolutely amazed and urged the guys I was with to leave soon, as I was sure that LE must be on their way to raid the place. I later talked to a guy from Cleveland who assured me the "fix " was in and the club had been operating for awhile. Thirty-five years later, I'm still astounded that something like that happened in a much more conservative time.

news video from a TV station in the area: http://www.kmov.com/news/local/Strip-club-chooses-former-elementary-school-as-business-venue-94792379.html

At least two of the clubs in the East St. Louis area offer them. Reviews have the details.

I'm one of those guys that likes to give back massages. I'm a very tactile person and just enjoy the way the girl's skin feels. It's also a good way to find out if the dancer likes touching. I have had some very interesting offers of reciprocation. I always ask a danceer before starting and encourage them to tell me what feels good. I don't do it in lieu of dances, but as an addition. The majority of the girls have seemed to enjoy them and I have actually had dancers come by and ask for their turn!

Even though there is a ban in Illinois, they are not enforcing it in the southern part of the state, especially the East St. Louis area. I'm a non-smoker and would certainly prefer not to have to put up with the smell. It always makes me wonder when the dancers complain about not making any money and I see them smoking, literally burning up their funds.