Stripclub Dreamin'

My latest dream was especially strange. Dreamed I was watching an (imaginary) Woody Allen movie about strip clubs. Scarlett Johansson played a stripper (yes!), but didn't take her top off (damn!). Woody Allen played a PL regular who didn't get lap dances, just paid for conversation (maybe he was working on OTC, lol.)

My few and far between dreams usually involve some bizarre event. I did have one about a former dancer I know that bartends in my local normal bar hangout.

She was a cashier in a restaurant. While i was dining, she did a show on a trapeze, rather high in the air. It broke and she came crashing down right at my table, and kept telling me to call her husband.

Ended there, but the next time I saw her, I did tell her to stay of a trapeze. :)

You need to go to strip clubs more often, steve. It sounds like SC deprivation has set in.

I like to tell strippers that I dreamed about them. I tell them "you had a good time too".

I've dreamt about individual dancers, though seldom in the context of dancing, stripping, or sometimes even sex, but about a club? I don't recall any such.

I have had a couple nightmares after visiting Misty's Show Bar in Columbus

i used to consistantly have very vivid dreams. they're not all as vivid now as some in the past but yes i have dreamed of strippers/stripclubs.

I thought I read a suggestion somewhere that hell would be like having a bad visit to a bad strip club and the day keeps repeating over and over again. Not being able to leave would be a nightmare.

I probably had some dreams with exotic dancers in them especially since I used to routinely visit one or two of them away from work a long time ago. I probably had a dream about one or two different girls who tried to take me back to their place but I just don't remember any dreams.

Now one dream that seems like it could be strip club related but it's not is from a college memory. Our dorm building was co-ed. The suite next to mine was all female. We had a concrete hallway on the outside of each suite. Anyway I came back from a late class. The girls were all wearing short shorts and had their legs up forming a "A" frame by sitting on opposite sides of the hallway or walkway. They all sat there blocking my way back to my dorm room. About 8 girls I believe. Then one girl told me I was going to have to crawl under their legs. I thought about it but I had a bookbag and I didn't want to crawl on the concrete on my back. They let me by without doing that but I dreamed about missed opportunities putting my hands up in between their legs crawling in between all that pussy. Then I even dreamed I forgot my bookbag and had to crawl back again twice. I thought I'd share that since it seems like a pleasant dream.

They could have trapped me in between their legs. I'm not sure where my face and arms would have been at. Imagine a tunnel of college age girls with hot legs and none of them getting up to let you by. /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ and their legs are lined up like a tunnel. If you prefer, imagine some hot dancers doing the same thing telling you that you'll have to crawl in between their legs just to get by. They are sitting so close that your shoulders will have to rub their pussies as you go by and you'll have to grab their thighs to help pull yourself through. That is if they don't close their legs down on top of you.

I probably had that dream.

I once had a dream about TUSCL. It was a love triangle between me(the PL), a stripper, and dougster the abusive boyfriend who had a criminal history (dougster probably does not have a criminal history but in my dream he did)

Sam, remember it's all good so long as you awake with your kidneys!

I also think steve needs to go to strip clubs more until he day dreams about them 24-7.

Steve needs to keep going until the gals seek him out for some glitter!

I once dreamed I was a car muffler and when I woke up in the morning, I was exhausted!

I once dreamed I was in a plane crash in an isolated mountain area. We were all starving (several of us survived without injuries). One night when I lied down on my side to go to sleep, one girl (you can imagine a hot dancer) lied down beside me to go to sleep I thought. (except she wanted to sleep near my groin area). I woke up during the middle of the night getting a BJ while everyone else was sleeping. She wanted to suck and swallow. Since there were a lot of female survivors, I kept quiet about it but another girl was wondering why my female friend seemed to have more energy than everyone else. She secretly watched. Before I knew it, I was feeling drained with 2 girls. Maybe that is symbolic of feeling like strippers are draining your energy.

I need to start having more interesting dreams :(

Dreamed I was getting full service from a black midget dancer. I just hate waking up with a throbbing hardon the next day.

I can also lucid dream which means I can do whatever I want to do in my dreams if I realize I'm dreaming. At one time it may have been weird to have super powers but I often have super powers in my regular dreams. I was thinking about interesting or weird sexual dreams.

I guess the weirdest might be doing something with time stopped or only moving one millionth of normal time or extremely slow. Another involved some weird looking aliens. The movie Avatar reminds me of the creatures in that dream except I think they had more tentacles than the movie. hmmm, at one time I thought I hardly ever dreamed about aliens.

In one dream I dreamed my brain was being used subconsciously as a telepathic hub much like a server on the internet to communicate alien signals in a vast telepathic network in this galaxy. I have a good imagination.

I had a dream about my ATF last night. I will have to go see her next week when I get home again. LOO