Comments by BeachBoner

The last places I've been to for BBFSCIP were 3 places near Detroit. Ultimate mileage is rare elsewhere in the US.

There were at least 3 places in the good old days in Highland Park MI where you could jack off, get jacked off, sucked, and eat the dancers while on stage. One was Celebrity House, one was Fancy Pants, can't remember the 3rd. Guaranteed get-off during lunch time.

A lapper from Madonna or Miley? Neither - - Selena Gomez. Jean miniskirt, no panties, pink tennies, tank top just above the nips.....THAT'S a lap dance!

In the heyday of Highland Park MI it wasn't in the VIP, it was at the edge of the stage, 3 or 4 places I remember...always did it (wasn't just a taste) and never caught nuthin... Table dancer at Ben Bundo's in Walled Lake once told me "one more song and I'll cum.." We did, and she did.

Highland Park MI in the 80's - Fancy Pants, behind what was called "Celebrity House - best lunch time service place for licking clit at the stage and a least handjobs in the little booths along the right-side wall. Very open, was great when a waitress was asking you if you wanted a drink while staring at your boner in your "entertainer's" hand. Nothing since has cummed close for a lunch break.

Go North just a few miles to Haulover Beach. Best scenery on EARTH...that's where I got my nickname.

great tan line make my soooooooooo tongue hard

One time in Hamburg - one of the large stage sex shows - adorable little Thai girl (between stage shows) joined me in the booth for HJ and BJ - right before the big event, she pulled her mouth off, finished in 3 strokes - in the air - what she didn't notice is the first 2 shots went in her drink on the table in front of us. HA - every dog has his day........guess that made her a swallower. No extra charge.

In the good old days there was a place in Highland Park, Michigan called Celebrity House. Every 3-4 months there was a special closed-door attendance by ticket private party with probably 20 or more dancers, and freelancers, packed full of customers, and anything and everything goes. Looked like Caligula including at the tables, in booths, on your table. If you did the deed on the stage with the dancer it cost less than at your table. Wish I had vids, but the memories are etched in stone. It wasn't embarrassing because you were only one of many getting sucked off at the bar, at your table or on the stage.

Anybody remember "Fancy Pants" in Highland Park Michigan in the good old days? Standard procedure in a chair against the wall (the girls wore short skirts) was dance 1: uzipped and made ready, 2 & 3 bare back and balls deep. The deal was "if you don't get off in me we finish with a handjob in a booth." My count must be 20 at least, no "guess what"'s on later visits, and I never needed the booth job. Great place, but amazing I'm still alive! Best slide down on Igor was at "The Zoo" (mud dance place ((???)) in '95 )- won't ever forget that - not SOP there but available - only filled the kitty there once. Very cute librarian looking girl (waitress)who offered a dance, talked hot and told me she once got so hot she unzipped a guy and slipped it in. I had a few brewskis, unzipped, she pulled her panties aside and heaven slid on like it was lubed. Fancy Pants though was a guaranteed balls-deep or mouth shot - great place for lunch.

Re "Lingerie Modeling: Never underestimate these places, but you might not have as much contact as AMPs. My last experience at a "lingerie modeling" place: Made my annual visit after a long road trip - stopped in a place on Telegraph in NW Toledo. Selected 2 gorgeous girls, one blond, one brunette. Only met the blond on arrival. Sessions are in a private modeling room or shower room, or combinations. Shows are from topless to nude and vary in cost and time. I got the 45 minute modeling room, nude, with the blond. Discussions with the models are very open and from the start you are told what is allowed and what is not, including what you can do, in graphic and arousing terms. 15 minutes through the 45 I recalled a menu item for 2 girls (menu is like a menu...) While directing the orchestra (you figure out what the wand was) I asked about the 2 girl show, and was told it was erotic and all that one could hope it to be, except I couldn't touch the better parts. The girts could do anything, and did. I had to go for this..... The girls got off on each other while I did also sitting along side the gorgeous brunette (slim, shaven and tan lines) - the blond was right where I wanted to be (on her knees) with her tongue where mine should have been - in the brunette - at least 2 of us got off. I couldn't touch the sweet parts, but it was very erotic - part of me did touch the blond a little later, but only after that part went shooting about 2 feet from where it departed. (a belly shot) Great show and recommended, unless HC is all that is being sought.

My last double was one dancer I knew for several years (even did her "portfolio" heh heh heh) and her new friend. With one of each of their legs against my dick, my old friend told me she just sucked off her friend in the dressing room a little while ago. That broke the ice! Then a couple dances, them playing in each others panties, and me with enough drinks to pull MY friend out. In one of the "dances" my old friend turned around, bent way over and her mouth somehow got on my dick - a minute later her friend did the same. We were way in the back of the bar, and they could sort of cover for each other. Yeah, doubles can be very worth it.

13 years ago - dumpy place with "mud dancing" on 8 Mile North border of Detroit. Just got back from trip, went by for a couple drinks before home - ya never know. Place was called "The Zoo" It was a zoo. Sweetheart sitting at bar and waitressing with "sexy-librarian-with-glasses" look brought over a drink and asked if I'd like a dance. I was at a small table by the wall, with a lot of other customers all around and a few feet away. Got the dance (she hiked up skirt and opened blouse for some nipple sucking) During several dances, she was chatting away about some of the crazier things that have happened in there. That was perking me up. Pun intended. She mentioned that sometimes she got horny dancing on a hardon. Said she once even pulled her panties aside and slipped a guy inside. I was hard anyway, and when she said that I thought I was going to pop up above my belt. Having had a few beers, I loosened my belt, unzipped, pulled it out ... she did a shy "oh my" and tickled the head a few times. I could have pried wheel covers off with my cock by that time. A few minutes later she slid back from my lap a bit,, pulled the crotch of her panties aside, slid her pussy right over me, then slid down ALL the way in one fast motion ... she was SO wet and slippery. Remember that sensation like it was yesterday. She rocked back and forth for about 3 songs until I was at the point of no return and shot at least 4 times in her...... during this time she was picking up the change I had on the table next to me, and I couldn't have cared less. Probably got 30 - 40 bucks - who cares.......sitting on me, stil hard, she put her lips next to my ear and said "now that was a cum." I said "you were SO WET." She said, "yeah,I multi orgasmic too." She sat there with me in her until I went flat, schooched up a bit, I tucked it back in, she kissed my cheek, and went to get us a couple drinks. No offer, no negotiation, just happened - lost my change on the table but WHO CARES. Will NEVER forget the slide down on my boner. Lot's of other stroking, sucking, dick out against her belly events but this was the only one where it "just happened."

2-girl lap dances can be awesome - a couple experiences: Most recent was at a sort of rural place in Michigan - very unfancy, but a couple girls I knew there for years. I always got a table against a far back wall. A girl came up to me and said "remember me??" (it had been a couple years" and we discussed old times - I photographed her and her sister naked a few years before so I was very familiar with the sweet spots). The girl I knew was always quite adventerous, and she called dover her very slender friend and introduced us. My old friend during a double dance told me she sucked off her friend in the dressing room earlier, which told me she was again up to most anything. The 2-dance dances went on, me nibbling their nipples and occasionally slipping my hand down the front of their panties gently fondling their lips during the dances. Each one had one leg between mine, so we were pretty well blocked from view of the rest of the bar. With them between my legs, I was really throbbin, and with a half dozen beers in me, I was pretty loose too. While I had a hand in one of their panties, I unzipped, pulled it out, and soon was being fondled by both. This was only for a few minutes - awesome sensation in the crowded bar being stroked by 2 sweethearts. As the song ended, I don't remember how they managed this, one bent over in front of me and I felt a very warm, wet mouth slide down over my cock. Then the other girl did the same thing. I didn't get off, but still have AWESOME memories of this best 2-girl dance ever. (Well, one where I didn't splooge all over, and there have been enough of those!)

Can't IMAGINE having some rubber/latex on my linguini in a strip joint. The only times I shoot (which is often) is with my shorts under my balls with the dancers hand jacking my onto her belly, or if she's sitting along side (instead of straddling lap), they seem to garb a cocktail napkin and I shoot in her hand and napkin. In Detroit some years ago at "Fancy Pants" the handjobs were with the dancer along side in a small booth, and usually an in-her-mouth shot was an option unless she was using lube.

I think it would be worth it ... can see Cause of Death on death certificate..."Awesome Blowjob."

Highland Park, MI had a mayor who had a sordid reputation for frequenting the strip joints, although the news didn't involve this kind of thing. Discretely, it was all fine with him. The Celebrity House private parties were just that, private, so do as you please. In this case, it was encouraged! Usually you had to be told about them by a dancer or the owner who I got to know pretty well. During normal hours, the celebrity house could get really wild, but also discreet - sometime the nude dancers would stand on your table, squat down, and run their pussy over your tongue - they DIDN'T want you to move your head - it make it too obvious. Fancy Pants was just plain wide open - had 6 - 8 booths were handjobs were the standard fare, everyone knew it. I think they were paying off the locals. Dark corner open zipper slip-it-in was common, too. The dancers would say "dance one I take it out, dance 2 I slip it in, if you don't cum by dance 3 you get finnished off by a handjob in a booth." Spent a LOT of time in these places - bet I "got there" at least 20 - 25 times. They even had what they called a "freak show" occasionally and a customer would get blown on the stage. When the stage stuff happened, the door was locked.

""Celebrity House: how come I've never heard of it? How come I never went there!!!?"" Right behind it was "Fancy Pants" where booth handjobs and open zipper laps were the norm. So was DATY at the stage and a couple tables in the back....sure miss those places.

Been a long time since the advent of new diseases, but some years ago, at a place in Memphis, pushing the limit to DATY at your comfortable lounge chair was very possible. One remarkable time was with a young sweetheart who would stand and straddle you on the chair - I teased her quite a few times with my tongue on the front of her panties (no bad reaction from her) then got brave and pulled the bottom to the side so I could suck her like ya should. One or two dances later she had her panties off one leg and down (one foot still in them) and pushed heaving onto my tongue while I held her by the butt. Straddling your chair is best so you can steer her from behind with your hands. I didn't get off that timer, but she sure did.

The perfect strip club DID exist some years ago in Highland Park, MI, the Celebrity House. Always nude, good prices for everything, and often you'd get your tongue very wet. Once every 3 or 4 months they'd be closed in the evening for the same setting, but a "private" party night - believe the fee was about $40.00 and well worth it. Anything goes, no rules, usually started out with one of the dancers taking a guy up on stage, dropping his pants and sucking him until he shot into the air. At the first party I remember, the dancer was sucking a guy standing up, she had her "outfit on" but was removing it while she was doing the guy...when she was nude, she layed on the stage on her back, spread her legs wide, and got screwed right there. The dancers and waitresses usually got topless or top with bottom off very early. Open masturbation was OK and encouraged by the DJ. The dancers or waitresses would come over to offer you a drink, grab your dick, straddle your lap, etc. - you could get sucked off sitting at the bar while spun around facing the stage watching the stage show. The stage show could be a girl with a customer, 2 dancers 69'ing, etc. No holds barred - have very fond memories there.......on of my most memorable was a dancer I knew for some time sat next to me at a seat that was a very long soft bench with a row of tables - she pulled me out, stroked, went down on me........then I got her to sit of the table while I sucked her off. This is NOT a Penthouse letter - anyone remembering the Celebrity House and went to one of many private parties remember this. The perfect club doesn't need to be invented - just brought back!

For the first time, we have to get in the wayyyy back machine. Detroit, 7 Mile Road, around Ryan - think then it was called Bisco's. Not far from home so I was a regular, not that that mattered. There was in the back s little table section where there were 4 or 5 tables - you'd sit with your back to the wall, the dancer would squeeze in between the table and you. Standard straddle you leg with nipples in mouth dance. The dancers hands would almost immediately get to work in your lap, undo your belt, pull down the zipper and stroke your cock in your shorts. That wasn't an occasional thing - it was SOP. I think I must have had 60 - 80 hand jobs there, but never came - it was too good top let it end. #1 place until early 80's. Just East of that place was another, larger place I can't remember the name of - had an alcove table area near the back. Another on-the-upholstered bench seat, table in front, dancer on your lap. Gorgeous dark haired babe was straddling my lap and got me so hard it was nearly above the top of my pants - she worked on it covered that way - I said - let me give you a little help, I undid my belt, unzipped, took it out and she took over from there . Very erotic with my cock rubbing on her covered bottom while I sucked her nipples. I asked if we could move her panties aside , she said "some girls do, look for the dancers wearing a skirt - they can do it more discreet. I took her advice after several songs of getting stroked. Cute slim tan-with-tan-lines dancer in a baby doll straddled me, same routine - I tipped her well, and this became the first time I felt it slide up into a tight n wet. Awesome sensation - no condom. I squirted inside her which seemed just fine for her. Me too.. THAT place became #1 for a couple years. Many other getting off moments in lap dances in Highland Park (in hand, mouth and pussies) but those were not "the first extra."

At an all nude place some years ago there was an "off to the side" table dance area, where the girl would squat down, lean back on her hands, and you could DATY all you want. After 2 songs and my tongue nearly sprained, she said "one more song and I'll come"...we did, and she did. I nearly did.

My most recent threesome dance was at kind of a backwoods place where I knew some of the girls for about 10 years. Even did some nude photo shoots for a couple of them. (heh heh heh) Took a trip to the place, ran into an old favorite. She introduced her girlfriend, and mentioned to me that she sucked her off in the dressing room a few days ago. That sounded good and loosened up the chat a LOT. I'd had a few, they gave me a "double dance" at my table, no private room or anything, but we were up against a wall at the back of the bar. Each had one leg between my legs. They were hot, I was feeling them at all the good places. Did something I'd not done in such an impromptu setting before....unzipped my pants and took it out. They touched real lightly a couple times, my attention was rising,and at the end of the "dance" each one turned around, one at a time, bent way over and I felt a wet mouth on me for a second...both of them did that. Just a quick mouth on and off. It was a HELL of a night at that place! Tried to get one of them to wear a long shirt or skirt, no panties, and do a lap dance butt I couldn't get them to do that.

I LOVE the 2 for one, especially when it's 2 girls at the same time.&nbsp; Last &quot;double&quot; was with one dancer I knew for 10 years, and 1 new girl.&nbsp; My old friend told me she just ate her friend in the dressing room...<i>that</i> got me going!&nbsp; I was a little buzzed and we were at a table at the back of the bar - they were dancing with one leg each between mine - no one could see anything. I unzipped, took it out, played in their panties down the front. Next thing you know, with no encouragment from me, one at at time they bent down and I got a real wet quick-suck from each mouth - didn't shoot there, but did with them later on.<br type="_moz" />