Prime time in the biggest club in the USA.

2/28/2011 1:33:38 PM

Well, folks, tomorrow is March 1. I bet that everyone in the Northeast is counting the days until spring hits and the snow finally starts melting !! LOL Come on down, it's prime time here in South Florida. One of the guys asked a few weeks back where on South Beach would you find the most topless babes sunning themselves. Years of experience, I've been down on vacations here since the early 90's, tell me that anywhere between 21st street on the North end down to 6th street on the South end one is likely to find some fine young and older women going topless. The Floridians start returning to the beach scene, too. In the winters, it's tourists, mostly. Be aware the Miami Beach police do have plainclothes officers in beach garb patrolling, so don't do anything dumb, guys. I'll never forget watching this one young guy humping the sand as he was watching some topless women sunbathers !! LOL, it was funny. Come on down, there are still deals on airfare if you play with the schedules. I know it's been a tough winter up there, I stay in touch with my Northern friends. Enjoy !!

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georgmicrodong

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14 years ago

You know, I'm sure this is fun for some folks, but I gotta say, it seems like it would be an exercise in frustration to me. You can't touch or play, and some will even take exception to *looking* too much. And as enjoyable as it might have been for the poor sod you mention above, I can't imagine that humping that nice, coarse, gritty sand is as good as sliding it in and out of some willing young wench's warm, slippery, tight mouth.

As an afternoon's diversion, the eye candy available probably can't be beat, but traveling just for nude beaches? I don't see it.

YMMV :))

Clubber

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14 years ago

gmd,

vm doesn't just visit the beach. :)

Right now I think he is trying to steal one of my faves!

georgmicrodong

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14 years ago

Something tells me that she might just have time for both of you. :)

CTQWERTY

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14 years ago

"*looking* too much"<p>

Yet another use for sunglasses???<p>

Prim0

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14 years ago

I've spent some time on southbeach. You can hardly go wrong on any stretch of the fine sand. Just watch out if you wander onto the "Gay" part of the beach. You might see something you didn't go there for.

My friends and i would hit the beach in the morning, lunch at one of the hotel pools on southbeach, crash during the afternoon then hit the clubs until the early morning when we would start out at the beach all over again. Ahh the good ole days!

Oh!..and if you have any game, the ladies can be talked into some fun. Must be that hot latina blood!

vincemichaels

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14 years ago

Thanks for the additional notes, PrimO. I know had I commented on the gay section, my buddy, Clubber would pipe up with some snide comment. He probably will anyways. :) That's OK, one of these days, I'll mistranslate something one of his current favorites says. LOL

Clubber

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14 years ago

vm,

Damn vm, sounds like I better not "talk" to "G" when you are around. I don't think I could trust "C" to translate, either! :)

BeachBoner

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14 years ago

Go North just a few miles to Haulover Beach. Best scenery on EARTH...that's where I got my nickname.

samsung1

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14 years ago

I was at Cocoa Beach a couple years ago. They had a seedy motel down the street from the beach and a porn shop (I went into the porn shop hoping it was a strip club). Also a 24/7 Ron Jon Surf Shop. I did see some hot babes at the beach but they were with groups of men so it was kind of hard to stare at them without seeing something I did not want to see (topless men). Also they were not topless.

vincemichaels

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14 years ago

Yep, Cocoa Beach is a family beach. South Beach is also, but for sheer numbers of hot topless babes, it can't be beat. Thanks for the heads up on Haulover Beach. I'll check it out next weekend. Today it was cloudy and it rained a lot in the afternoon, so I don't imagine it had the numbers that South Beach always does at this time of year as the Spring Breakers start down to South Florida and the Floridians start returning to the beach. These Floridians just can't take cold (70 degree weather) LOL

Clubber

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14 years ago

vm,,

Brrrrr!

samsung1

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14 years ago

how are the Michigan beaches over summer?

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