Posts by shailynn

It was easier to talk her into staying over.

The Doctor came into the room and gave me a serious look... He said, “Look, you have got to stop masturbating.” Startled and confused I asked him why. “Because I'm trying to talk to you.”

Juice lost everything due to gambling. True story. I asked him, "Did Jackie leave you?" He replied, "I'm not that lucky."

Awe to be in love... http://gph.is/1USou7b

Juice and I were chillin' at Applebees and some women started fighting over us. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/07/13/four-women-wanted-for-pummeling-applebees-waitress-in-georgia-police-say.html

What’s the craziest thing a stripper ever asked you for? Not money, not money to pay bail, or rent, or a cell phone bill, but an actual physical item. I don’t have any, always money, one time a…

JUICE - Do not try this at Harrahs Cherokee http://www.tmz.com/2018/07/12/charles-oakley-arrested-las-vegas-cheating-casino/?adid=hero1 So what happened, he was playing roulette and bet on red, and when the ball stopped on black he tried to change is $105 bet to $5?

Well, now we know why San Jose Guy hasn't posted lately. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-44807542

Any of you fuckers own one? Driving today I saw a petite (presumably hot) blonde riding a crotch rocket. She was wearing short-shorts, beautiful legs, and driving like Ann asshole, just like everyone else that owns a crotch rocket (kinda…

Juicy, I forgot my wallet today and I don’t have any money! Since you won $18,000 last week can you loan a brother $5 so I can buy some chicken McNuggets?

At least this stripper boyfriend appears to have a job, although it's probably not a legal one. https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article214445144.html When the couples defense lawyer was trying to make the statement that the money came from tips from a strip club and not drug…

Who is yours? Just can name one, no need for a 3 paragraph explanation why (hint hint SJG), but a short statement why would be nice. $10 Juice says Riff Raff, 4Got picks the Butthole Surfers and LDK82 picks…