Fox News Says Joe Biden Will Run For Pres

23 comments

• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  Biden would be the coolest motherfucker.
  Biden! Biden! Biden!
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  Vote for Joe. At least our enemies will be scared
• flagooner

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  9 years ago

  I would be scared.
• MrDeuce

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  9 years ago

  This is why I ask my Democrat friends: "Are you voting for the crook, the Communist, or the clown?"
• mark94

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  9 years ago

  It's too late to get on the primary ballot in most states. I think this can only happen if Hillary is indicted and a backroom deal is struck at the convention when Bernie fails to get the majority of votes on the first ballot. That seems like a 100-1 long shot.
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  Well if they can get the Hillary trial over fast enough before Obama leaves office, he can pardon her for breaking the law but I doubt she would remain a viable candidate if the FBI arrested her and jailed her and the trial lasted a while. She might lose some democratic votes if her trial for breaking national security laws dragged on and she got convicted and jailed. A few democrats might think that matters even if nothing else does.
• Bigtallbonerboy

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  9 years ago

  I would make the best president out there honestly. I would legalize trolling of all forms for starters. Then I would make it legal to breed the same way any animal with antlers does. Ie go battle some asshole and fuck your hereim of women. They get no say so.
• Bigtallbonerboy

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  9 years ago

  I would also create national blumpkin day where every man gets a good morning blumpkin by law on February 14
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  "This is why I ask my Democrat friends: "Are you voting for the crook, the Communist, or the clown?"
  
  I like that. Do I have permission to use that next time I run into a liberal?
• rockstar666

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  9 years ago

  If it's on Fox it MUST be true. Especially when they tell us about Democratic business.
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Haha funny shit
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  "If it's on Fox it MUST be true. Especially when they tell us about Democratic business."
  
  Yeah, that's why I thought it was a crock of shit to begin with, but I googled it and it did have a little traction.
• Bigtallbonerboy

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  9 years ago

  Your family tree must be a cactus shay cause you and everyone on it is a prick
• ButterMan

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  9 years ago

  Biden should have gotten in he would have been leading by now. And I never believe anything on fox news!
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  ^^^^ I think there were two reasons he didn't run.
  
  1. His son was sick and passed away.
  
  2. Bill Clinton told him "if you run against Hillary, I'll show everyone all those photos of you and me banging those hookers in the White House when Barack was out of town."
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  or
  3. Biden said I'm getting too old for this crap.
• ATACdawg

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  9 years ago

  Two things I never thought I would say:
  
  I miss the days of Ted Kennedy.
  
  Joe Biden is the best candidate the Dems have to offer, and is better than anyone on the Republican side, except for Jeb Bush.
  
  My God that's depressing. :-(
  
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  FOX doesn't have as many hot women as the once did.
  
  Laurie Dhue was my DS
• flagooner

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  9 years ago

  I can't explain why, but I've always found Martha Maccallum to be sexy as hell.
• sinclair

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  9 years ago

  Andrea Tantaros gets me going.
• flagooner

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  9 years ago

  Yes. Sometimes she looks hot, but others she reminds me of the wicked witch of the west.
• WetWilly

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  9 years ago

  Surely we're not going to listen to Faux News about this subject, are we?
• Corvus

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  9 years ago

  I agree on both Martha MacCallum and Andrea Tantaros. Not sure why Martha does it for me, but damn Andrea is built like a brick house.
  
  As for the democrats anyone of them running now, or the two considering running (Biden or the asshat Bloomberg) would truly finish ruining this country.