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I know there are several road and air warriors like myself here, and I'm betting if you're anything like me, while out on the road I always don't make the best eating decisions because of time constraints or just not…
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Here's a rare photo of Juice (Joose) on his first day of class in the 3rd grade. Amazing his parents were liberal enough to allow him to wear this shirt he picked out at Spencers Gifts in the mall.…
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The only thing I like about Kobe is his wife, and that's not saying much since she (like most Latina women) is aging as gracefully as the pint of sour cream in my fridge that expired back in Feb 2014.…
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Damn it's good to be back. I hadn't been to Detroit since mid-September and I was thrilled to finally get back. This time around I stayed in the poker rooms more than the strip clubs, but all is…
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Last night I got to flight club in Detroit extremely late, I think I walked in the door around 1:30am and they close at 2:00am. It was dead, but the very last set of songs a gorgeous, very young (I'd…
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These are generalizations/stereo-types, all of which people blow way too much money on: Cigarettes are for poor people. Starbucks is for pretentious motherfuckers. Buffets are for fat people.
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Mang, a lot of negativity on here lately, after what was probably one of the funniest weeks ever. I feel like it's the haves and have nots on here. There's a nice group of people that "get it"…
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I thought this was just for old guys, but I think it's for any guy that's older than 12. 1. Never trust a fart. "You think you can let a sneaky one and get away with it," uh huh…
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Juice, In two days it's "turkey day" not chacken fangers day or buckets of fried chacken day. Just wanted to make sure someone made you aware! Carry On.
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http://m.newser.com/story/216472/white-professor-on-leave-after-using-n-word-in-class.html I swear, it never ceases to amaze me how clueless professors are. I will never forget my last semester in college and a professor said "none of you should accept a job starting at under $50K, you can…
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http://www.businessinsider.com/chinese-man-buys-33000-crabs-releases-them-2015-11 If Rech would have saved his underwear and given them to this man after each visit to Bogarts, the man could have gotten the crabs for free!
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https://www.yahoo.com/health/surgery-could-give-men-wombs-1302360099545142.html What fucking idiot would ever want to do this?
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I swear what is it with all these psychotic cunt soccer moms bragging about how wonderful their fucking over-extended life is because they put a fucking black strip of tape on their arm? BTW why do these bitches always put the…
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Seems this year that Black Friday is a lot less in the news than usual. Maybe people are sick of it creeping into Thanksgiving Day, maybe the economy sucks a lot worse than the media portrays and people aren't…
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I'm figuring Ranakum and Rech will appreciate this much more than most of the older TUSCLers https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juice_Crew I'm not sure Juice's rap skills can match the members of the original Juice Crew
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In this day in age, I have to admit I have gotten pretty paranoid when it comes to protecting my personal information. In the past 6 months someone successfully was able to switch my wifes credit card account to…
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What Would Juice Do? I'm getting bumper stickers made, let me know if you want one, they are $5
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But I only troll Juice. Luckily he's got a nice demeaner about it and is a good sport. While I'm at it... "Juice how many times have you dropped your phone in the toilet while taking a shit and masturbating at…
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Guessing she's still in the clink, or is is called the "clank?" Either way I bet she's getting more muff than Juice holding the only supply of spoons and forks at a Golden Corral buffet.
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We all have missed you - no homo in that statement.
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If you had to pick today which 3 teams will we see in the playoffs? 1. Ohio State 2. Alabama 3. Clemson 4. Norte Dame or Oklahoma State yes I said OK State
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Couple dies having sex in hot tub, 2 days before only daughters wedding. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3316501/Pictured-Couple-dies-Mexican-hot-tub-sex-session-husband-67-heart-attack-smothered-wife-63-just-two-days-daughter-married.html I could see JS69 doing this to one of his DSs'.
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Instead of a tax refund everyone would receive buckets of chicken. Juice, just make sure you have someone spell check your letters before you mail out or post any of that shit. I don't want your shitty spelling pissing off…
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I've said it before, I am a news junkie, and there aren't very many articles I have read that come through Time, USA Today, CNN, Newser, etc. by the end of the week. Some are a little too insane and I…
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Today 90 year old Detroit Lions President Martha Firestone-Ford fired Lions president Tom Lewand and manager Martin Mayhew. Mrs. Ford also named Motorhead as the interim president and Warhawks as the inerim general manager. Mrs. Ford has decided to take a lesser…
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