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shailynn

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1,329 posts by shailynn

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I Found San Jose Guy's Ex-Wife!!!!!

She's a real beauty too! https://www.dailywire.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_full/public/uploads/2018/04/randa_jarrar.jpg?itok=8QrS_vva https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2018/04/18/after-calling-barbara-bush-an-amazing-racist-a-professor-taunts-critics-i-will-never-be-fired/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.71f3c0cc9b1a

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 12

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A Brief Moment In History, This Is Why San Jose Guy Is Not Allowed To Fly Anymor

1995: United Airlines Flight 976: Angry after flight attendants refused to serve him more drinks, Llyod S. (also known as San Jose Guy), 41, a computer programmer from San Jose, CA flying from Buenos Aires to New York on…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 4 5

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Stripper Glitter (aka) Pussy Dust

Rolling on the floor. Today on Howard Stern they referred to stripper glitter as "pussy dust." I think this is worthy of an add in the glossary.

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 19

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DEAR GOD

We will trade you San Jose Guy for Farmerart.

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 8

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Joke: Gay Couple On A Plane

A gay couple (Jeremiah and Timothy) is traveling on a plane. "What if we had sex?" asks Jeremiah. "Are you crazy? Here, on the plane? It would be awkward, everyone would watch us doing it..." "Nobody is even paying attention to anything. Look!" Jeremiah…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 10 10

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MILF Wants To Become Cheerleader

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/42-old-mom-4-auditioning-houston-texans-cheerleading-184208952--abc-news-wellness.html "Has had prior dance experience" $10 bet that experience was being a stripper!

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 14

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TUSCL ALL-STAR SURVEY

1. Most Grouchy: twentyfive skibum gammau95 2. Most Influential: Shadowcat Papi Juice 3. Most likely to get murdered by a stripper: Gawker Johnsmith69 4. Who we miss the most: Motorhead Rech Farmerart Dougster 5. Who we miss the least: Dougster Alucard 6. Who we wish would go away: Larryfisherman San Jose…

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Poof! TUSCL is Gone, How Do You Continue?

There’s been a lot of talk about TUSCL disappearing, hopefully that doesn’t happen but let’s say it did, like tomorrow, how do you carry on? Over the years I’ve become very fond of this place, there’s a lot of interesting and…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 54

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How To Download, Watch and Save Good Porn

How to download good porn. Needed: * Computer * Android Phone/Tablet (or) Credit Card * $15 After all, not all of us can fuck strippers everyday. 1. First take your computer and download "Free Internet Download Manager" http://download.cnet.com/Internet-Download-Manager/3000-2071_4-10071618.html (this is a reputable download site) 2. Install and…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 12

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Elizabeth Fucking Hurley

Pretty damn good for 52. Damn I love MILFs https://www.instagram.com/p/BhKUM5DAjlu/?utm_source=ig_embed

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 26

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What It's Like To Be Married To An Instagram "Influencer"

Is Juice considered an Instagram Influencer since he's posting links for us to click on all the time? https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/apos-married-instagram-influencer-195534209.html Fucking snowflakes.

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 7

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Bus Stop Babe

In a crowded city at a bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt, with matching tight leather boots and jacket... As the bus rolled up and it…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 8

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Facebook - How You Feel About It Now?

Facebook has been talked to at length on here before and surprisingly a good amount of people here do not have an account. As a New Years resolution I decided to “erase” myself from social media and shut down…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 22

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New Zealand.

of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage, but the man was insistent that the boy ask the manager…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 4

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How Much of a PL Are You????

I think I'm pretty high on the scale. Reason why I think that? Two of my buddies are traveling for work right now, and both don't travel that often for work. Both, on the same evening, have txt'd me asking for…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 7

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At The Pharmacy Again...

My first time buying condoms, at age 16, I went to the pharmacy. The hot cashier at the counter could see that I was new at it and gave me the pack asking if I knew how to use one.…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 10

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Sex For The First Time

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 7

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Stuff on the Internet Follows You, Kinda Like Herpes

Check out this article from USA TODAY: An offensive tweet from Donte DiVincenzo's account in 2011 surfaces https://usat.ly/2Gs7rxW WTF, dude is the MVP of the NCAA Championship game coming off the bench and all the media can talk about is an offensive tweet…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 5

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Shadow's New Whip....

There you go... https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/2019-mustang-bullitt-orders-open-142000810.html Estimate around 480HP. I have two SUVs that push over 500HP but I think SCat would have a weight advantage by about 1,500 pounds on me!

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 7

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NBA Cheerleaders 2017-18 Season

Check out this gallery from USA TODAY: NBA cheerleaders in 2017-18 season https://usat.ly/2x5y7vH Something for Flagooner to wank to while he’s on his flight.

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 8

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Juice & Shailynn On A Friday Night

Trying to get that iTunes money. Eat your heart out P-Nemesis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIri9YLHpOg

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 3

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I Met A Beautiful Girl Down At The Park Today

Sparks flew, she fell at my feet, and we wound up having sex right then and there! Gosh I love my new taser

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 12

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Who Got More Pussy?

Willis Drummond or Theo Huxtable Back in the day? Both from “well-to-do” families Both living in NYC during the crack era Both had cute “sisters” to give them dating advice

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 9

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Nina Update?

Dear Nina, I remember sometime ago you were leaving your once loved club for another club down the street in the D. Are you still working there? Moved on to another club? In law school? Just wondering with all…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 20

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Bear Market? Where Our Fanancial Advisor When We Need Him?

Dougie would be going nuts on here right now. Check out this article from USA TODAY: Exclusive: If Dow enters bear market, nearly half of Americans don't have a plan, survey shows https://usat.ly/2DJ6ivG

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 7
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