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shailynn

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1,329 posts by shailynn

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I have so many jokes about unemployed people

But none of them work.

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 6

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#White People Twitter

This is pretty damn funny. Not quite as funny as SJG attempting to have a serious conversation with a troll, but none the less. https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1

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What The Fuck 4Got2Wipe!?!?!?!?

Woman Killed in Attack by 7 Dachshunds http://newser.com/s259388

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 10

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Who Is Hotter? Meghan Markle or Joanna Gaines

If you have any females in your house these two names probably come up constantly. They both are cute as hell (IMO) and have somewhat exotic looks to them due to their mixed-culture heritage (was that the best PC way to…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 22

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WWJD: Vegas. Juice. Sapphires. What Would Juice Do?

Just imagine. If you sat Juice down at Sapphires in Vegas, with $3,000 cash and told him he can’t leave until it’s all spent, what do you think Juice would do? I know the kitchen would be working overtime churning…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 9

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Mother’s Day cont. Most Kids By 1 Stripper?

What’s the most kids one stripper you have known has? The catch, she has to be hot. Mine would be 5 kids. I met her when she was in her early 30s had 4 kids, now she’s…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 23

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Guy Rents Out Brothel For 4 Days

https://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/a19834127/luke-milky-moore-money-glitch/ Good read. Guy overdrafts bank account and nobody catches it for years.

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 8

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Lonely? I Have A Girl For You (SJG Take Notes)

If strippers won't give you the attention your PL heart so deserves, here's someone that may fit the bill. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/woman-65000-texts-first-date_us_5af60227e4b00d7e4c1a95b8?ncid=edlinkushpmg00000313

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 13

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4Got2Wipe On Vacation In Vegas

Like the balloon hat? http://d1tofjskaookh9.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/23092538/h-photo-u1-1.jpeg

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 5

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Harsh Reality of PLs and Strip Clubs / Strippers

There are several different types of guys that go to a strip club. Old dudes who otherwise wouldn’t be able to bang 20 year olds which I am not knocking, I’ll be there someday too. Married dudes / dudes in long relationships…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 21

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10 Questions For Founder

Hey, why not ask the godfather himself? 10 Questions for Founder =================== 1. Do you live in Las Vegas? If "no" where's your favorite place to stay while in Vegas? 2. Are you and Emily married? 3. Do you have any…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 22

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Late Night Food - Post Strip Club Visit.

It's 2AM, you're leaving a strip club and you got the munchies (twentyfive, think if you were out past 8PM). What food do you want? I lot of times the only thing around is a McDonalds, Burger King or Taco…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 75

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Jackie In Trouble With The Police Again (I can't even make this shit up)

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/06/woman-fined-after-urine-sample-damages-7-eleven-microwave-police-say.html

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 7

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Down Syndrome Really Isn’t That Bad

Look at Sarah Palin. Her youngest child has Down syndrome and he is by far the smartest person in that entire family. Smarter than his siblings, smarter than his parents. I bet he can see Russia from…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 12

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Joke: Farmers Hot Wife

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 5

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Joke: Juice Rides The Bus

A little boy gets on the public bus and sits right behind the bus driver. The boy keeps saying," If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I'd be a calf. If my mom was a hen…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 9

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Best PM Discussion Ever.

Me always having some fun. Trishclublust: u sexy beast --Previous Message-- Me: Totally!!!!!! I'll be in Milwaukee next week wanna meet up? I love chackin and tater tots if you know of any good restaurants we could meet at. --Previous Message-- Trishclublust: I see you travel…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 7

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Redneck Vasectomy

Redneck vasectomy After the birth of their 9th child, a redneck couple decided they'd had enough because they couldn’t afford a larger bed. The husband went to the veterinarian and asked to be snipped. "Me 'n my cousin don't want no…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 8

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Down Syndrome

I can’t help that I have it. Caught it from a stripper in Detroit. Jackslash caught it by accidentally inhaling too many second hand fumes from computer screen cleaners. Juice got it from smashing too many Four Loko cans on his…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 11

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Two Priests Are In A Shower

Father Juice and Father Joe take a shower. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 6

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Strippers: Employees or Contractors?

Big game changer in California: Court Backs 'ABC' Test: 'This Could Ruin the Gig Economy' http://newser.com/s258643

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 37

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The Smell Of Cotton Candy Has Gone From "There Must Be A Carnival Nearby" to "Wh

That Is All, and fuck you Jackie.

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 14

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Stormy Daniels Future

Like a train wreck you just can’t look away. So let’s see, new resume, couple of interviews, Jimmy Kimmel, strip club appearances and now some new porn scenes. Think Stormy winds up doing anything “super” legitimate??? Like a roll on…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 17

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Facebook Experiment.

I know, another stupid post about Facebook. Wanted to share something interesting. I have been on Facebook since something like 2006 or 07. I deleted my account first of this year. Within a month, the spam calls on…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 6

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Nuttier Than A Stripper / New Recruit For San Jose Guy's Little Club

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/04/22/delta-passenger-toppled-drink-cart-threw-coffee-before-attacking-air-marshal-police-say.html Either she got mad because it wasn't Starbucks coffee, or she just realized she left her favorite sex toy back in London.

shailynnVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 5
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