What would your perfect club be like?
AbbieNormal
Maryland
Thursday, June 23, 2005 4:03 AM
Time to get back to talking about naked girls in a fun way. Let's try to keep it connected to reality, such as things that actually do happen in clubs. I know that on Baltimore's Block you can get just about anything you want, so let's assume that in a perfect world everyone would want a no cover nude club a block from their house staffed with nothing but 10's who would have absolutely safe unprotected sex for $5 then buy YOU a drink. In a less than perfect world, what features would your club have. We can also assume really hot dancers is something everyone wants. For me it would be a relatively small club with a minimal cover. Full bar with reasonably priced drinks would be a plus (say $5-6 for beer). The stage shows would be fully nude and about a three or four song set that includes some floor work. Lighting should be sufficient to actually see. Lap dances would be private, either g-string or fully nude, and touching everything but the kitty permitted. Also no more than $20 for a regular lap. As a bonus every so often you could get a lap from the waitresses (ever see a really hot waitress and curse your luck she didn't dance?). I'd prefer to do without the DJ, but at the very least he should realize nobody is there to listen to him talk and keep it short and to the point. The decore isn't that big a deal to me, but at the least it should be comfortable and not threadbare and straight out of the 60's. A decent humidore would be a plus. Any other ideas?
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