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AbbieNormal
Maryland
Since we've all been bumping old topics to get the pile of RL off the board here's a new one to consider. We all like to complain about the downward trend of clubs, or the souless lapdance factories, or the quality of younger dancers, what would you do if you ran a club? There are the obvious ones (hire only the best looking dancers, lower priced drinks, etc.). What type of management decisions or changes do you think could make a big difference. Be reasonably realistic, for instance if you say no cover and $4 beers, you are obviously going to have to hit the dancers with a stage fee or make up the money somehow, so no "perfect club" fantasies please.
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Phone booths where I can use my cell phone without leaving the club.
A barber chair and a sexy female barber so I can get a haircut, or shave, while I watch dancers.
Female @ shoe shine chair next to the barber chair.
Massage room (glassed in, but much quieter) where I can get a back massage. Not a "happy ending" place, but serious stress relief being offered for $1.00/min.
Easy, secure, safe free "self-parking", but complimentary valet also, with hand wash available.
21 and up- always. Kids need to be doing something else with their time.
Try to reflect the neighborhood regarding dancers and customers. One of my favorites has just gone "ghetto" with their dancers and it seriously doesn't fit for the neighborhood or the customer base. I like- probably PREFER- black girls, but having over half of the dancers black in this club just doesn't work. I predict it will close in a few months, after they run all the legitimate customers off, and have nothing but street gangs, selling drugs, and fights.
Eliminate VIP cost when VIP room is empty for REGULAR customers. This is a "perk". Explain that if VIP fills up with paying customers, they have to pay up or move outside to the main room. Granted, this is not for the Vegas style VIP "booths", but for the large clubs that have a quite VIP room set apart from the main room. For clubs that charge an annual fee for VIP, offer mini plans- like coupon books at a lesser price, or just one time fees.
Valet parking – I drive a new and very expensive car and I like to know that it’s being watched while I’m in the club. I always tip the valet on the way in and ask him to keep an eye on my car. When I come out it’s always parked right next to the valet booth. Ever wonder why it always seems like the closest spots have the newest most expensive cars parked in them? Now you know.
Cover charge – It keeps out some of the undesirables. In most places it’s not high enough to keep them all out.
Décor – I like a place where I can get a comfortable private booth with a good stage view where I can entertain the many dancers I will encounter while I’m there. I also like good stage lighting. I want a good look. A great sound system is also a good thing to have as long as the DJ doesn’t abuse it and play it to loud. Multiple flat screen hi def televisions to catch a glimpse of the game now and then. These are all things to me which create a comfortable atmosphere and I’m willing to pay for such an atmosphere.
Expensive drinks – Who cares. Not an issue with me. What’s an average bar tab compared to the price of lap dances. Generally the places with the highest prices have the most variety to offer. I like a place that offers a full line of drinks even though I usually only drink bottled water.
Expensive lap dances – It is my experience that the best dancers are very fluid. They move to where ever they can make the most money. If my paying a higher price for lap dances insures a steady flow of top notch dancers then I say ok. If you want the best you have to pay for it.
Bathroom attendants, Shot girls and annoying DJ’s – Here I agree with everyone else who needs them.
Chandler – Sorry for not responding sooner but today is the first time I had a chance.
- There was a DJ, and since I don't recall him being any less obnoxious than a typical strip club DJ, he should probably be fired.
- There weren't very many strippers, maybe five. This was at a peak time in the evening. Some were okay looking, but that small a selection was disappointing.
- Dances were strinctly no touch with mild dancer contact. If that's what they are charging $15 for now, I would consider them overpriced. The remedy, of course, is not to lower the price but to loosen the rules.
Like I said, this is all based on c. 2000 info, so it may be different now.
You may be describing JIMMY's in Chicago Heights, IL. It's a former restaurant, now a neighborhood bar, with an intimate feel, one stage and good sight lines from all seats and the bar. It's not smoke-free but never smoky.
They have ample FREE video-monitored parking (no valet B.S.) No washroom attendents (it's much to small)
NO Cover Charge (ever)
Drink price s are reasonable and a pitcher of beer is on special all day for $5 Mon thru Wed.
Dancers range from the girl-next-door to strippers in the twilight of their careers. They are ethnically diverse with a wide range of body types and hair colors. Ex-teachers and secretaries complement long-time strippers seeking a new venue. Dances areonly $15 and take place in semi-private room with wrap-around cushioned booths. No add'l B.S. from floorwalkers, bouncers, etc.
They have Dollar Dances and Ladies Choice dances throughout the night and they have special events such as golf outings and bus trips to sporting events with kegs and dancers on the bus.
So it's like CHEERS with T&A and the folks try to remember your name, drinks, and favorite dancers. Did we miss anything?
Shotdisc There is nothing wrong with silicone, I like them big DD's at least and the normally means that the woman is going to need a little help to get there. I also like them pretty firm, not saggy, IE "the hanger look" I also like them older, 30 or so, now you might have not too much trouble finding any number of 18 year olds with nice firm natural DD's but but add 15-18 years of gravity and probably a kid or three and they won't look that way anymore, where as the woman that had the nice firm C-cups at 18 can without to much trouble have nice firm DD's at 36 after a BA.
Having a VIP area/champagne room with 4-6 comfortable love seats is not that big of an investment, if you are smart you can wait and buy them on sale, they don't need to match or anything, it is dark in there.
I have no use for batroom attendents, I can do with out the valet parking, I will walk a block or so if I have to to avoid it, I hate having anybody drive my car if I can help it
So why couldn't a successful strip club operate that way?
So I would have in my club.
It wouldn't be just a Lap Dance Factory much more like Cheers with dancers, if I guy wants to just go and drink fine if he wants more that is fine as well.
A cover charge in line with what other normal clubs have 5 no more than 10 dollars.
Drinks that are priced in line with other regular bar prices, dancer drinks would just be "normal" drinks, not 20-30 dollars for some diet coke and not mucj else and the waitress wouldn't, on the one hand ignore you if you are sitting by yourself and then decend on you the minute a dancers sits down with you wanting to know if "you wanted to buy the lady a drink".
A DJ but he is ther to play the music, minimal talking, just annouce the girls and leave it at that.
I would not charge a stage fee and let the dancers keep all there money from LD and give them a cut of VIP room time, bottle of champagne or how ever the club sells time in there, they would not pay tip outs, it isn't there job to pay for the rest of my employees.
With those conditions I suspect I would have girls from every club in the area wanting to work in mine, so I could be very picky and hire nothing but the 10's and if they don't perform to my expectations, don't come in when they are scheduled, are always wanting to leave early or are in general a pain in the ass or are found to be engageing in any thing illegal in my club I can get rid of them and know I will have plenty of girls wanting to take there place.
Last but not least they would all be at least 21, old enough to legally drink in my club, I don't need to have that whole contributing to the deliquencey of a minor thing hang over my head. Also if they are older I think I will screen out all the teenage high school drop out party girls who will be more interested in hanging out by the bar and talking to her girlfriends (and boyfriends)
The vip area would be comfortable and somewhat private but monitored enough to ensure that nothing more than high contact lap dancing is going on, he doesn't take anything out or insert anything and she doesn't reach in for anything. Play with and suck on her tits all you want!
Every girl would dance, no choice, they are not just there to sell Lap Dances, the only exception would be when thay are with a customer, no leaving the guy in VIP "because I have to go on stage, but as soon as they are done with that guy they are next on stage, they do at least one set, no going from one guy in VIP to another who is "waiting for you" if he waited however long for you to get done with guy nunber one he can (and most likely will) wait until you get off stage.
No extras! And if a girl is using my club to sell or even give away extras after work/OTC then she is gone as well.
Anyone I fire is gone for life, no of this fireing a girl and a week later she is back working like nothing happened.
Good idea, and here is why. I was in a local club and there were only two dancers. It was early afternoon. The bartender, a former dancer, but still nice, got up to dance. She was in her street clothes. The few customers there loved it. I'd bet she made more in that one set then the other two did, put together, in 3 or 4 set!
Also book a wide variety of girls so there would be something for everyones taste!
But still, it would be nice.
I guess my one big suggestion would be regarding the DJ. (Again, trying to do too much.) I would instruct him to talk in a normal voice, not like a cheesy cliche, to keep his words to a minimum, to always bear in mind that the strippers are the show, not him, and to keep the volume at a level that allowed the customers and dancers to converse. If he failed to follow my instructions, I would fire him. And, if I could not find anyone to perform the job right, I would remove the DJ booth and put in a jukebox.