Sort of a re-hash of a topic, but I like something like Asia, China, Jade, or anything Asian. Why, because I would hope they would be the moniker of an Asian beauty!
Savanna has always been mine. It's sort of classy. Jade, Diamond, Tiffiny, Rose seem to be everywhere. I always love it when they start to talk to you or get to know you a bit and tell you their real name, like it's a top secret thing. lol
natez-
One of my ATF's is a Lilly (always 2 L's because that is her real middle name). On the other hand, I know a Diamond whose real name is Briana.
As for Clubber's Asian fetish, every Jade I've ever seen was Asian, but every China I've met was black.
As for best real name, its either Olivia or Shannon. At the club where they both worked, Shannon was effectively Olivia's replacement, so I guess that worked out all right.
DandyDan: I know a dancer named Lilly. She is Korean-American. To quote from a review by stripshopper 2 or 3 years ago. "She stuck her pussy in my face and it smelled like ass". I hope that your's is better.
You may very well be correct about "China" and black dancers, but I rarely see black dancers. They are my "anti-Asian" dancers. :) Only "China" I've every seen was certainly Asian, although, not Chinese.
Just kidding, but the first one came to mind because of a Dire Straits song called "Wild West End," in which Mark Knopfler recalls a strip club visit: "Here's Mandy for ya..."
Most o the clubs I go to have mixture of white and black (chocolate or milk chocolate) dancers. I love the ones with names like Delicious, Sugar, Desire, Honey, Luscious. These names are all ridiculous - except, in this part of the country they seem to signal willingness to do extras and have fun. Last night it was Honey, and I tell you she was a handful.
Well, we've had this thread (in different guise) before, listing "common" names. The OP here has asked for the "favorite" names instead. I'd have to say, the following got points for creativity:
Chrome
Kitten Tummy
Stripe-oh
Jill (as in, Jack and ...)
Wiggle
Thumper
Creamer
Skillz
The ones I like the least, are the brand-name oriented names. These are ones which the dumb-uneducated-non-worldly-wise girl tries to use to demonstrate her familiarity with the "finer" things in life, but by choosing things which are actually only mall-variety finer, rather than REALLY elite products, she ends up associating herself with the LESS fine things in life:
Chivas
Godiva
Lexus
Cartier
Tiffany
Dom Perignon
Izod
Cadillac
Bentley
To a wide range of girls, these names sound "classy," as though she were upping her caliber by name-association with something exclusive; she finds the things themselves exclusive because they're beyond her price range. But to a wide range of guys, they sound MORE "trashy," as though the girl wanted to deliberately down-market herself, because the products named are actually BELOW those guys' usual market point. Unfortunate, ironic double-reversal. Chivas is perhaps the best example: an extremely poorly made drink which has, as its one saving grace, a cheap purple velour drawstring bag. But girls think that a man who "appreciates good Scotch" would prefer Chivas over ... say ... Dewar's?
Of course, some girls use these brand names because they work to make money, regardless of where the associations place her on the socio-economic scale, so I'd have to say that would be an ingenious triple-reversal, no? Anti-disingenuousness?
giveitayank-
I'm not so sure "Stormy" is unusual. Then again, I live in the Midwest, where storms happen. I'm glad you mentioned that, because one of my long forgotten favorites, and one of the best pure dancers I've met, was a Stormy.
Book Guy-
The one grandma dancer at my favorite club was originally Chardonnay, and she is white, although that was shortened to just Char, or Shar. Also, Tiffany could be a real name, although I understand your point.
Yeah Dan, I think almost any of those names COULD slip into "normalcy" as well.
I lived next door to a rental section-8 house once. A trailer-trash couple moved in with their three daughters, all under the age of 12: Sierra, Destiny, and (IIRC) Rain (or Storm? Wind?). All I could think was, "Golly, mom and dad WANT these girls to turn into strippers. They've even given them the requisite names, for heavens' sakes!"
There were some studies going around a while back about earning potential and social class and how that correlates to the name your parents give you. Carl and Meghan and Julia and Anne did well, LaToya and Tyrone did poorly. And so forth. I think the worst performers were those "made up" semi-French-sounding things which pop up in the inner city -- Quameeshia, Shawanda, Annetraleese, etc.
Whats in a name? There is a dancer at my favorite club named Nickie. Probably the most popular dancer there. If she called herself Jill, Would she be less popular? Then there is Holly. Real name of my 2nd favorite dancer. I have never heard of any other dancer using her stage name. Then there was Carter (mothers maiden name) Probably the most popular dancer to ever work there, She was my ATF for 2 years. Real name Diane. Then there is gridget, my current favorite dancer and a poster on here. Check out her recent review on my favorite club. Her stage name is unique but her real name is as common as mine. "John". My point is that names do not matter. It is their personalities and how they treat you. I do fine by any name.
Once a dancer told me her name was Star. My response, "Sure it is." She responded that her parents were from the hippie days and named her Star, which she proved with her drivers license, but that is not a favorite, just an antidote.
Recently I seem to encounter Ebony every where I go. I recently ran accross Kryptonite but decided to pass. If it makes Superman lose a hard on, what chance do I have?
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right. i totally get that its your real name. cant imagine the parents picking THAT one
its ok if you have a "boring" name. honestly.
You must go to black clubs, I guess. I've never heard that and I am sure I'd remember!
One of my ATF's is a Lilly (always 2 L's because that is her real middle name). On the other hand, I know a Diamond whose real name is Briana.
As for Clubber's Asian fetish, every Jade I've ever seen was Asian, but every China I've met was black.
As for best real name, its either Olivia or Shannon. At the club where they both worked, Shannon was effectively Olivia's replacement, so I guess that worked out all right.
You may very well be correct about "China" and black dancers, but I rarely see black dancers. They are my "anti-Asian" dancers. :) Only "China" I've every seen was certainly Asian, although, not Chinese.
Brandy
Candy
etc
Just kidding, but the first one came to mind because of a Dire Straits song called "Wild West End," in which Mark Knopfler recalls a strip club visit: "Here's Mandy for ya..."
Chrome
Kitten Tummy
Stripe-oh
Jill (as in, Jack and ...)
Wiggle
Thumper
Creamer
Skillz
The ones I like the least, are the brand-name oriented names. These are ones which the dumb-uneducated-non-worldly-wise girl tries to use to demonstrate her familiarity with the "finer" things in life, but by choosing things which are actually only mall-variety finer, rather than REALLY elite products, she ends up associating herself with the LESS fine things in life:
Chivas
Godiva
Lexus
Cartier
Tiffany
Dom Perignon
Izod
Cadillac
Bentley
To a wide range of girls, these names sound "classy," as though she were upping her caliber by name-association with something exclusive; she finds the things themselves exclusive because they're beyond her price range. But to a wide range of guys, they sound MORE "trashy," as though the girl wanted to deliberately down-market herself, because the products named are actually BELOW those guys' usual market point. Unfortunate, ironic double-reversal. Chivas is perhaps the best example: an extremely poorly made drink which has, as its one saving grace, a cheap purple velour drawstring bag. But girls think that a man who "appreciates good Scotch" would prefer Chivas over ... say ... Dewar's?
Of course, some girls use these brand names because they work to make money, regardless of where the associations place her on the socio-economic scale, so I'd have to say that would be an ingenious triple-reversal, no? Anti-disingenuousness?
Also, France-associated words tend to be Black girls: Paris, Versailles (which most are likely to spell "Versigh"), Champagne, Bordeaux, Merlot ...
Though I have just realized, the following would be quite witty:
Toulouse
:)
I'm not so sure "Stormy" is unusual. Then again, I live in the Midwest, where storms happen. I'm glad you mentioned that, because one of my long forgotten favorites, and one of the best pure dancers I've met, was a Stormy.
Book Guy-
The one grandma dancer at my favorite club was originally Chardonnay, and she is white, although that was shortened to just Char, or Shar. Also, Tiffany could be a real name, although I understand your point.
I lived next door to a rental section-8 house once. A trailer-trash couple moved in with their three daughters, all under the age of 12: Sierra, Destiny, and (IIRC) Rain (or Storm? Wind?). All I could think was, "Golly, mom and dad WANT these girls to turn into strippers. They've even given them the requisite names, for heavens' sakes!"
There were some studies going around a while back about earning potential and social class and how that correlates to the name your parents give you. Carl and Meghan and Julia and Anne did well, LaToya and Tyrone did poorly. And so forth. I think the worst performers were those "made up" semi-French-sounding things which pop up in the inner city -- Quameeshia, Shawanda, Annetraleese, etc.
:)