I heard a new term that I've never heard before. A dancer told me I had a semi. I thought this was strange at first thinking I don't have a large truck. Then I realized what she was talking about. Is this a new phrase? I've never heard that particular phrase before. What other new phrases or terms are new in the last few years?
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last commentSemi is standard sland and has been around for awhile to my knowledge.
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What is a semi?
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A semi is half of a HEMI. Either that or semi-erect.
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Semi is a partial erection. She may be trying to take you to the full woody. Hope she doesn't call it a noodle--limp.
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Newest craze at my favorite club is the "kitty bank". After a private dance, the dancer will pull her thong fore ward to let you deposit your payment in the bank. Bad part is that in doing so, your hand sometimes comes in contact with the kitty. lol...
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Can you get change from the "kitty bank?"
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hahaha, ok, the kitty bank is cool, but even with good hygiene, money is nasty. It's been EVERYWHERE! I've seen guys put money in their teeth and girls put it next to their pussy, but it's kinda like unprotected sex, ya never know what lives on that bill.
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Dude, you have got to be shitting me. The last thing I want to down load is a porn with you starring in it. Nasty fucker! lol...
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hmmm, maybe I didn't totally understand what the dancer was talking about. I had just walked through the door of the strip club and saw a nice looking dancer on a stage near the door. I hadn't even been to the restroom or gotten ice in my cooler yet. That's a good way to start off the first 30 seconds in a strip club.
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Yep, I have heard the word Semi before. In addition I have heard all the following words and phrases from dancers.
Chubb
Rod
Billy Club
Gear Shift
Stick Shift
Love Bump
Other phrases I hear alot, when I finally have gotten hard are:
Oh he's waking up.
Oh he like me.
Oh he likes that.
Ooh, something just came up.
Most dancers are some variation of the above, although one called it her back scratcher. Another used to call it her private pole. The funniest so far was shortly after Lord of the Rings came out one dancer actually said, "my precious," just like Golum in the movie. I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the dance.
The dumbest, and also some of the most common remarks are:
Does that feel good?
I guess you like that.
Did I do that?
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