Comments by Raincoat

From the Joke of the Day discussion: Q: What's the last thing an Oklahoma stripper takes off? A: Her bowling shoes.

Southern Comfort in Mt. Joy, IA has a never-used giant shower room with a door. It would be a perfect place to perform this fine form of exotic entertainment. I hope they are reading this.

It sounds to me like she is ready to go to a club and apply for a job. If she's not ready to quit her day job, then I suggest that you find a club that welcomes women, and makes an effort to get female customers on stage without scaring them. Iowa clubs do the best job of this. Some have a Mardis Gra night where your wife would go from guy to guy earning beads.

With apologies to Stiletto, I like every part of a pretty woman. Of course a man's ass is gross, men are just generally gross to look at - even for women. A young pretty girl can turn me on with anything: armpits, the back of her knee, the arch of her foot, or even her asshole.

I have never seen a pussy that I didn't like. However, if it is a club where the girls show pink then I don't like the ones that stick together so all you see is a crack. Where it's legal, those girls need to reach down and spread those lips.

The purpose of a lap dance is to make me feel like I'm 14 again.

I don't understand. How can you jack yourself off while getting a blow job? There just isn't enough room for both to happen at the same time. Also, how does she strip and blow you at the same time? It must be a hands-free bj.

I prefer the word "tits". A dancer that calls them boobies is probably all about the tease.

It depends on the feet. Well-pedicured with a nice high arch on an 18- year-blonde, I'll take an FJ anytime.

Probably 80% have done it with someone at sometime, but only a few set out to do it on a given night.

Do not waste your time at anyplace in Chicago. In my opinion, Club 390 is the only place that offers a real strip club experience. It's a long drive from downtown.

Alcucard wrote: Go directly to Art's country. What does that mean?

Thank you Joesparty. I will start with Flight Club, even though recent reviews are trending downward.

Thanks! You guys are great, and you even stuck to the topic on this one. Motorhead, I will be traveling all over Lower Michigan. It looks like I will be visiting at least one of the Vu's. I normally try to avoid them because they are just too corporate. I'm confused about whether Flight Club is nude or not. Tuscl has it listed as ?. Also, reviews indicate that it has seriously gone down hill. Vince Michaels mentions juice bars, but I can only find Deja Vu in that category. Are there others? As for clubs that meet my profile: Any BYOB club in Iowa. My favorite club is Hollywood in Washington Park, IL. Of course Mons in Tampa is legendary.

Looks like a "must see" to me.

It really doesn't matter as long as it isn't too hairy. I don't like the ones that don't open up no matter how wide they spread their legs. I like pink.

Electonman: The lyrics are a perfect example of what I'm talking about, "All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posy." The younger generation apparently finds assholes pretty. Magicrat: "dancer turned her back to me, bent over and spread her cheeks. I don't recall ever seeing that before" You are one of the few that commented on the real topic. Is this a new trend? Should we encourage it? What's next? The question here is not whether or not you want to fuck them in the ass, it is about the new trend being enjoyable to LOOK AT, and is it indeed a trend?

Every club should have one dancer wearing glasses, just as they should have one wearing a slutty Catholic girl uniform, and another in a chearleader uniform.

See that little X under the putz's name. Click on it and never have to look at his BS again. That's what I do.

If the reach-in is part of a sales pitch, then it is only a sales pitch.

Roxy's is my second choice, with Hollywood being number one. Roxy's maintains a fun atmosphere, even with a crappy facility and second tier strippers. It's difficult to find a place that has a party in the main room, but gets really serious in the backroom. These two places accomplish that. Now, if you locals would please tell me how to time my visits to Roxy's so that I can be certain to see a shower show.

If they have to show it on TV, I hope that they continue to make it look lame. You know, just a few men innocently enjoying the partially disrobed female form . I don't need the average housewife knowing that their men are feeling-up naked strippers during bed dances. That's where the trouble starts.

Absolutely. It's like foreplay.

Well lit totally nude stage dances with lengthy spread eagle views. Continuous entertainment by a sufficient number of attractive strippers that I don't get bored waiting. Contact lap dances for $15 or less. Cover of $10 or less and beer for $5 or less. Female audience participation is not required, but I can't resist the places where that is common. A generally fun atmosphere.

I have heard it referred to as a cattle call. And, yes, I like it too.