I'm crossing this place off my bucket list. :)

bustanutz

Joined: May 2012

Clubs Reviewed: 1 Total Reviews: 1

Thee Whiskey Tavern 200 Zimalcrest Drive Columbia, South Carolina 29210

Reviewed on: May 29, 2012 Visited on: Saturday Evening Dancers on Shift: 6-10

Busta rolled into this ho hole last Friday night. Just moved near Columbia so this was my first time to tha club. First I want to say this place is near a Walmart and is located in a ratty ass hotel parking lot. Wen I say "ratty ass" that is giving this hell dump shit hole too much lovin. Once in the club and payin $10 to sum punk ass rude fuq, i came to the conclusion the skanks that r too ugly to work at the Walmart cum here to do their hustlin.

So a ugly ass crack ho white bitch tried to hustle me for my dollar, but little did this hustlin hos kno, I come from skankville usa aka tampa and Busta knos how to hustle these hos back. I said, "bitch wat r ya tryin to do?" she said "to get a dance". I said "no bitch, now buy me a drink so u start to look good." she wasn't very friendly after that. Fu bitch I said. There's more hoes where u came from!

Whisky drinks were too expensive so i went to my truck to drink my punch. I go back in after a while and I'm ready for sum bitches now. Wooooyeah bitches. The same skank white ho wit black hair cums over and she musta had an extreme makeover cuz she looked fine. I hustled her down to a good price and we went to the couch room which was to the right of the ass hole at the entrance. She bent over and stuck her ass in my face and ooooohhhh shit...sumone needs to buy this bitch sum toilet paper. I like sum stink but fuq that must be sum kind of health code violation. It was so bad I didn't want to open my mouth and tell the bitch to go away cuz I was scared sum of her shat would get up in there.

I kno why they call this whiskey tavern it's cuz u need to throw down some serious whiskey to make these bitches look good enough to bustanut. I like a challenge so I will be back.

Bustanutz!!!