zipman68

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  8 years ago
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  Because it's Xmas (and at Xmas you don't try to stir up Dougster) I give you per

  www.adultdvdtalk.com/review/how-the-grinch-gaped-christmas Enjoy! (Just a review BTW)...
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  Dougster
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  Gamma dude, Ski dude...y'all do realize the China stuff is jes' to stir ol' Doog

  Title sez it all!...
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  skibum609
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  Pop quiz for DoogieDumbass... Something ELSE happened in 1848 that might be reve

  As anybody with half a brain (ok...that excludes Doogie an' most o' the conservadudes...) know that the 1848 question was stoooopid. But once China destroys our armed forces and takes over America, deposing Trump...
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  zipman68
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  America = losers! China = winners!

  Title says it all!...
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  Trump has stepped in it before his inauguration! The silly many took a call from

  I, for one, will welcome our Chinese liberators! Who wants to join me in the glorious fifth column?...
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  skibum609
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  Jes' to make you perverts all happy 'n shizzle I be postin' a link fer y'all! Th

  www.imagebam.com/image/9f69cb516758251...
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  bvino
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  So has ev'rybody I've offended ('cept DoogieDumbass an' his aliases) mellowed en

  Hope you right-wing wackos have a happy Turkey day. Jes' be thanking 'bout this: you'll be able ta make fun o' your niece o' nephew who is home on break from Brown or Colgate. Don't...
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  zipman68
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  OK... OK... Ima stop trollin' y'all. You guys should be ashamed o' yourselves. I

  I mean really, you guys write frickin' dissertations 'bout the constitution when I'm sayin' "oh noes da Chinese be takin' over!" WTF? Are you conservadudes as retarded as Doogie? I expected better from y'all. Sad....
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  zipman68
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  What if I'm a good conservadude that's been taken over by George Soros' mind-con

  Title sez it all! Or maybe this is a big ol' joke to get me some lulz...and frustrate DoogieDumbass! Ya never know....
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  zipman68
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  Black folks protesting = riots. Right-wing thugs committing hate crimes = good c

  Fucking Nazi hypocrites!...
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  gammanu95
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  I love how literal conservadudes are! They so give me the lulz.

  Lemme give ya' some truth conservadudes Y'all be frickin' hilarious. HI-lar-EEE-ous! I make up some shit to poke Dougsta and y'all write a frickin' dissertation tryin' to refute me! And the best part is how much...
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  Dougster
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  Hey NotaDoctorPhil (aka DoogieDumbass), I don't want a European-style parliament

  Chinese democracy rox! American "democracy" sux!...
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  zipman68
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  Xie xie President Xi!

  欢迎来到我们光荣的解放者...
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  4got2wipe
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  Doogie is mistaken when he says that I hate Trump. How could anybody hate somebo

  www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b010535b4bc75970c-pi Clearly his momma loved him! I just think it is irresponsible to elect a non-human president, even if they were cute when they were young. Apparently Doogie, Mikey, and the other conservadudes disagree. Why...
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  san_jose_guy
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  Trumpsta tweets in 2012: electoral college a disaster for democracy! 2016: elect

  Reality: Trumpsta only won 'cos the votes o' uneducated mouth-breathin' conservadudes were upweighted by the electoral college. Discuss!...
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  san_jose_guy
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  Like JimGassagain I don't hate. I have contempt for right wing idiots. Cool thin

  So jokes on you! Ha ha!...
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  san_jose_guy
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  Talk about being duped. Mikey and his buds conned into voting against their econ

  Title says it all!...
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  ime
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  You conservadudes really fucked up this time! Donald Trump takes office in 2017.

  I for one will welcome our future Chinese overlords! I'm already saying "ganbei" rather than "cheers" when I make a toast! WEEE-YAWWW!!!...
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  san_jose_guy
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  Why do you conservadudes hate America? You're planning to vote for a man that wi

  Sad! I always thought conservatives liked America but apparently you LOVE Russia. I, for one, am a PATRIOT. VOTE CLINTON/KAINE!!! VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS AND THE SENATE!!! MAKE AMERICA GREAT BY REPUDIATING OUR FAILED CONSERVATIVE...
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  san_jose_guy
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  I'm sort of proud of Mikey-boi growing up enough to show restraint, but Dougster

  Doogie-duuude, stop jackin' off to pictures of Alucard. Let the poor guy rest in peace....
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  Dougster
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  Ever notice how Dougsta likes stealin' avatars?

  I just noticed that Dugan dude changed his avatar. Doogie's is using the SAME avatar. Dugan is an assclown but he wouldn't copy Doogie. So Doogie stole Dugan's avatar! I know has a hard on...
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  JamesSD
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  Why is Doogie/tittyfag/NotaDocPhool so like the coyote in the roadrunner cartoon

  'cos he's a frickin' idjit!...
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  crazyjoe
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  How much will Mikey pop a gasket when Hillary wins?

  Probably not half as much as he would if Fuckface von Clownstick (also known as Trump) had won and turned America into a third world country! Discuss......
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  Dougster
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  Wow...just wow! Tittyfag (also known as Dougsta) is so obsessed with me that he

  Title sez it all...'cept for "please get psychiatric help!" Seriously, your obsession with me is unhealthy. I hardly ever post except to check on whether you and the Mikeyman are still obsessed with me. Just...
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  zipman68
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  Oops...I forgot to say WEEE-YAWWW!!!

  Title say it all!...
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  crazyjoe
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  Periodic test of whether mikey-boy an' Dougsta are so obsessed with me that post

  Title pretty much says it all. Kind of sad that those guys are totally obsessed with yours truly. ...
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  Dougster
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  Yo' Dougsta, tit-TAY-fag, et al... You morons do know I'm a laughin' AT y'all, d

  Let's see how many replies we can get to this! BTW Mikey-man, I'm proud o' yo'. You didn't reply to my last thread! Perhaps you're learnin' that I'm just pokin' at you. Alas, it took...
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  crazyjoe
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  Dougsta, mikey, UnchillPalmer... I know you have a hard-on for me, but I really

  So, how many replies can expect to get on this thread?...
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  san_jose_guy
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  Cognitive biases, conservadude craziness, 'n fun fun fun!

  I felt slightly bad about getting the lulz by trolling you conservadudes but y'all have to admit your responses we're pretty durn fun-EE with a capital FUN! See https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=44262 if y'all doubt me! My...
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  Chili Palmer
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  Y'all been punked! Smell ya later!

  It was cute how you thought I was being serious. My heart weeps for those who were actually serious in their replies....
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  Dougster
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  Sorry ime and skibum (aka "useful idiots") you're just helping Russia whether yo

  Why do you want Russian thugs to slap our good and wholesome American memaws? You must really hate America! When Hillary is elected I'll be first in line to invade Russia. I'll take out Putin and...
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  gammanu95
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  Pop quiz for conservadude hot shots...why are you so fucking anti-American?

  Okay, this is for the "I don't think I could take Hillary appointing supreme court justices" or "I know that Hillary had Webb Hubbell's first cousin's dog walker killed because he knew to much...
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  pensionking
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  GoVikings and the Mikey-man: biggest morons on duh bored!!! So stupid they poop

  This thread is an experiment. I want to see how long it takes those little bitches to put me on ignore. Vikings posts his lil' brain-dead comments. If he enjoys that good for him....
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  zipman68
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  Melania Trump got rickrolled! Fuck yeah!

  So did any of you conservadudes notice that Melania Trump's speechwriter plagiarized both Michelle Obama and Rick Astley? youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ WEEE-YAWWW that is some wacky wacky shit!!!! Almost as crazy as some o' y'alls theories 'bout da...
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  Best...comic...book...EVER!!! Crisis of Infinite Colonels...FUCK YEAH!!!

  Does my Juice bro still post here? I bet he was a consultant on the KFC: The Colonel Corps comic book. www.comixology.com/KFC-The-Colonel-Corps-2016/digital-comic/393832 www.comicbookresources.com/article/11-things-dc-comics-taught-us-about-kfcs-multidimensional-colonel-sanders I just hope that there is a dimension where they serve the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay This...
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  DoctorPhil.
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  DoctorPhil (aka Dougster) revealed by Zippy's Crucible o' Troof(TM)

  Since coming back and deploying my ingenious system for troll identification (aka "Zippy's Crucible o' Troof(TM)", patent pending) Dougsta has revealed himself to be none other than DoctorPhil! TUSCL has long had a troll...
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  chessmaster
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  Fun factoid: Wanda Boner worked for...

  ...wait for it...Colonel Harland Sanders! Check out the Colonel's FBI file (look at page 5)... https://vault.fbi.gov/Colonel%20Harlan%20Sanders/Harland%20(Colonel)%20David%20Sanders%20Part%201%20of%201/view "Wanda Boner"...like that's a real name and not some made up porno name that the Colonel made her adopt when...
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  4got2wipe
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  Dougster unmasked

  As a public service I have presented incontrovertible evidence that Dougster is trolling the board...OK, that is pretty obvious! But didja kno that ol' Dougsta is trolling the board under two identities? Yup, ol'...
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  chessmaster
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  The Juice mane be workin' in the KFC corporate office in Hong Kong!!!

  That mothahfuckah be tryin' to find ways to combine pizza and fried chicken! Check dis shizzle out... http://sploid.gizmodo.com/this-crazy-pizza-fried-chicken-has-permanently-warped-m-1715187778 WTF Juice bro? A drumstick up the anus wasn't good enough for you? Those poor girls be workin'...
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  Did you hear about the new club with a KFC inside?

  You can order a bucket o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay and immediately start sodomizing the sexy dancers with drumsticks! WEEE-YAWWW!!!...
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  jackslash
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  Supergirl...WEEE-YAWWW!!!

  I have to share this with my old pervert friends. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh1NEa-lcsg Now, I would have preferred a Power-Girl show, but I admit it would have difficult to find an actress able to fill out that boob...
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  rl27
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  Avengers Assemble

  Alas, I did not go last night because I thought it was likely to be a mob scene, but I thought I'd share some coo-el Elizabeth Olsen images: http://moviepilot.com/posts/2015/04/27/scarlet-witch-loves-getting-naked-says-elizabeth-olsen-2890282 I bet that nobody has let loose...
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  PhantomGeek
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  Who would have thought?

  Turns out you can bronze your anus: www.egotastic.com/2015/01/behold-the-bronze-butthole/ Have any of you perverts done that shit?...
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  ilbbaicnl
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  OT: Juice has GOT to schedule a Philippines trip!

  Dude needs to get his #sausage.fingers on KFC's latest -- a hot dog in a fried chicken bun covered in mayo or some shit. The story claims that it is Colonel jizz...what the hell,...
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  Bonesbrother
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  OT: gotta dig Iron Mike

  Words of wisdom from Iron Mike? www.tmz.com/2015/01/23/mike-tyson-madonna-cameo-mussolini-was-my-inspiration-hitler/ Discuss......
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  Should I flag it?

  Just noticed this review of "The Treasure Clib" in beautiful Asheville: "January 19, 2015 • Spent my Martin Luther Kings day with some of Asheville's finest. I google'd "Strip clubs Asheville" and it seems that...
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  BigTuna1
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  Londonguy, please tell me this wasn't you...

  I always thought you were classy, but then I see this shit. www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/16/paul-bennett-sex-postbox_n_6487290.html Mind you, people fuck mailboxes in public so often in Florida that it doesn't make the newspaper. They just have a sign a...
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  ATACdawg
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  This is some fucked-up shit right here

  If you thought RickDugan chasing hunchbacks was fucked up, prepare to be knocked out of your socks.... http://jezebel.com/this-interview-with-a-woman-dating-her-father-will-haun-1679768194 There is no place good that this is going. This union will no doubt produce a mutant cannibal...