So has ev'rybody I've offended ('cept DoogieDumbass an' his aliases) mellowed en

Hope you right-wing wackos have a happy Turkey day.

Jes' be thanking 'bout this: you'll be able ta make fun o' your niece o' nephew who is home on break from Brown or Colgate. Don't that make y'all feel better?

O' course, they'll be outearnin' y'all tenfold soon. But y'all can be happy you elected Trumpsta!

WEEE-YAWWW!!!