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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
And note that the club is in West Virginny...stompin' ground o' that KAH-ray-ZEE meth cookin' Pakistani hillbilly BigTuna1. Would you really want to see one of Tuna's harem takin' it off. That might end up like the final scene with the Nazis in Raiders. Eyes burning out, heads a-splodin', faces melting...
Seriously though, West Virginia is beautiful country. Last time I was there I took a nice drive from Pittsburgh to the DC area. Doesn't get better than that part o' the world in terms of natural beauty. I did try a club in Morgantown figuring it would have some hot WVU girls. Sucked...
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11 years ago
Sotto voice...OK, I know that I stole the last line from "Love Actually" but it is frickin' funny.
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11 years ago
We've gotten distracted by all the weed talk. The question I have is HOW MUCH DID DOC PAY? That number would be the PL quotient.
And don't worry 'bout the 5 year old and the bong. If they break it you can always teach them how to make one out of an apple.
JUST JOKING...seriously boys and girls, don't buy drugs.
Become a pop star and they give them to yo for FREE!
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11 years ago
OTOH, it worked out well for Larry Flynt.
Except for the whole shooting thing. But interracial is now much more accepted than it was in '78. Hmmm...wait a second....did you pervos know that Flynt's would be killer was never tried? Perhaps the real "assassin interrupted" is still out there. Bonerbreath, you're a racist asshole...where were you when Flynt was shot?
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11 years ago
You win the thread Slick.
That said, I seldom remember the faces of chick I do the ol' Hot Karl with... My brown eye is farsighted.
Hmm...maybe I should get reading glasses.
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11 years ago
Sharkhunter...it will be like the mirror universe with the bearded Spock!
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11 years ago
Seriously though...I don't find slamming Alucard funny. Now somebody like Tittyfag...he enjoys getting shit. In fact, I bet that dude can't get it up unless the ugly ass hooker he has hired takes a big fat HOT KARL on his face. Of course, that's partly 'cos she (yes...she) laughed at his teeny tiny eensy weensy pee-pee. I call it a pee-pee 'cos I'm sure it is too tiny to be called "penis".
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11 years ago
Dougsta... Heghlu'DI' mobbe'lu'chugh QaQpu' Hegh wanI'
Death is an experience best shared. If we are to have an apocalypse I say...
If my line should die,
It dies with its teeth in the enemy's throat,
It dies with its name on the enemy's tongue.
For just as mere life is not victory,
Mere death is not defeat;
And in the next world I shall kill the foe a thousand times,
Laughing, Undefeated.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
There is an old Klingon proverb that translates as "the warrior that brags about the length of his bat'leth has the shortest bat'leth of all". So I guess we all know how well endowed ol' Tittyfag is based upon his grandiose threat. I bet his urologist uses a microscope! tugh qoH nachDaj je chevlu'ta' Tittyfag...tugh qoH nachDaj je chevlu'ta'
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11 years ago
You are a poet among men JokerMan!!!
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11 years ago
This thread needed a bump...CLASSIC!
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11 years ago
Go dawgs!
Now UGA just needs to come up with a coo-el slogan to write on their cheerleaders asses...like "GO COCKS" for USC. I vote for "PUT YOUR HOT DAWG IN HERE!"
Any other ideas?
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11 years ago
I had to stop at "penises can actually break". Shudder...
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11 years ago
Speak in proper Yoda speak Yoda should, hmmm? Address him in Yoda speak you should. The force is weak in that one, no? To Dagobah that one must go.
But seriously, I think stripperweb is what we would turn into with moderation. No fun that would be, hmmm?
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11 years ago
@jester214... I respectfully disagree that the monthly discussions about "just use the ignore button" indicate anything. Frankly, it is same people are bringing up their issues with ignore every time Juice posts too much or something else they don't like happens.
Besides, I am NOT advocating a "just use the ignore button" policy. I am advocating what I'll call a "holistic ignore" policy.
What I mean by that is take ignoring those you believe to be bad actors seriously. Hit the ignore button, but also act as if the person you are ignoring doesn't exist. I've seen very few people who complain actually do that. I think that will work much better.
BTW, personally, I'd be just as happy if we all dialed back attacks. However, I like some of the silly threads. There were some really funny ones about a year ago. Not so many now. To much pissing on each other...whether it is a joke or not. But I want to stress that I'm not telling folks what to do...just stating what I would like. If others agree that's cool. If not, do what you want. I'm just saying that IF you don't like silliness or insults or whatever the best way to express your dislike is to ignore it....and by that I mean REALLY IGNORE IT!!!
Peace ;-)
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11 years ago
I'd like to add that my reply to jester wasn't intended to disparage either Shadowcat or Juice. I think the 2AMers could be useful to some (I'm more of a dayshift/early evening guy) and I enjoy many (not all) of Juice's antics.
I'm a firm believer that my ignore policy will work -- as long as folks REALLY IGNORE those they dislike. Yes, you may need to hunt through two pages to find all the threads you like when you visit. But is that really that hard?
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11 years ago
Coo-el discussion bros...no real insults (well not yet...and hopefully it will stay this way). I'll share my perspective on the issues raised. Let's assume for a moment that a moderator could be practical. I'd like to make the case that it would be a bad idea. With that in mind, here are my thoughts about the discussion above:
@Alucard - it isn't clear to me what the rules would be. If it was literally "don't engage in personal attacks" then what constitutes a personal attack? We all have different tolerance for things said and I'd rather adjust my behavior to individuals. I agree with you that there are behaviors that are clearly over the line, but even then there is the question of whether what was said was intended as a joke. Obviously, a moderator could simply take a zero tolerance policy -- but the libertarian/social liberal in me really dislikes zero tolerance policies. I'm not really interested in reading a board that implements one, even if it is well-intentioned.
@jester214 - what you said seems superficially reasonable, but I'd like point out that one man's crap is another man's treasure. To somebody who likes crazy stories 'bout KFC and strippers but doesn't like stories of 2AMers Shadowcat would be a spammer and Juice the good guy. A moderator might not agree with you regarding which posts are crap.
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11 years ago
Mikey is trying to win the thread...good one!
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11 years ago
Ranukam...I don't know if I'm on your ignore list but I'm going to reply with something serious. I really do think people can self moderate. In my opinion, the biggest problem is when people who SUPPOSEDLY don't like joke threads invade joke threads. Why do people do that? It accomplishes nothing. The folks who are joking continue to joke but now they have a target. It encourages more of the same kind of behavior that these folks CLAIM to dislike.
I think the folks like Bonesbrother and 23cambyman are the real trolls. I suspect they like all the shit they stir up. I think you're asking a serious question so I'm not putting you in this category. I will, however, suggest a solution:
1. If you genuinely don't like something IGNORE IT. And by that I mean REALLY IGNORE IT. Don't bitch about it or hurl insults or tell people they are on your ignore list. Those who do that are either stupid or they are trying to get a rise out of their opponents. I admit that I'm trying to get a rise out of folks like Tittyfag. IF he actually dislikes it he could do one of two things: send a polite PM asking me to stop (I would do so IF he also disengaged) -or- simply disengage. He does neither. So I conclude he likes the sparring.
2. Organize the posts by "Last Comment". The serious threads come to the top if folks like them. The GOOD joke theads also come to the top. Combine this tactic with ignore an 95% of the problems disappear. But remember, ignore only works if your ACTUALLY IGNORE people!
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11 years ago
Tracy Ullman Slick...
Pretty fuckin' strang post my friend...all I can say to you is KEEP ON BEIN' A COO-EL DUDE!!!
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11 years ago
Pootie for moderator!
Pootie! Pootie! Pootie!
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I'm ignoring ev'rybody 'cept Pootie.
Pootie! Pootie! Pootie!
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11 years ago
Pootie! Pootie! Pootie!
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I've always wondered why extras dancers don't post here. Don't get me wrong, those strippers that have posted here (like Duo...hope she returns) are good people. Enjoy their perspective.
But the only "extras girls" that post are obviously dudes. C'mon extras girls. We want to hear your perspective. Or c'mon dudes, post as fake extras girls but bring some verisimilitude to your posts!
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I'm curious about the psychology behind posting one's ignore list. If you really don't want to bother hearing what specific people say why not just ignore them. I could sort of understand understand saying "well, I have XXXX on ignore" in a thread bitching 'bout XXXX's posts. You're suggesting a solution to an alleged problem when you do that.
But posting your whole ignore list... That is a kind of psycho thing to do. Ol' ilbbaicnl is trying to get a rse out of folks. He is either:
1. Poking the anthill, hoping to see a bunch of blue when he logs in. He can the chuckle 'bout all of us crazy assholes (or ass wholes, as the case may be).
-or-
2. He actually DOESN'T have any of his list on ignore. He just wants to step back and watch the board go all wacky. Wacky 'bout him that is. To feed his narcissism.
I have a suggestion. Let's keep it wacky, but not feed narcissistic troll that post their ignore lists!