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11 years ago
I dig how the blurred "blow" to avoid offending delicate sensibilities.
Would they have done the same if it read "free rim jobs"?
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11 years ago
But Rick...my point is that you control your own behavior. If you don't like what Dougster says, don't respond to it. You want to give a trip report? Try giving it. Respond if and only if somebody says something funny. If you dig what Dougster say ('cos that shit he posted above was funny) respond. If you consider it cheap satire then don't respond.
Now I'm being a broken record, but I don't see why people don't try. Personally, I think we could have laced off with the JFK thread. Just not conducive to humor. The racism thread...potentially interesting but folks were going to be sarcastic. Try steering if but realize it will evolve.
Most of all, have some friggin' fun with the shit on the board!
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
What sick and twisted sexual act did she offer in response to the request for the washing machine? I'd use that to establish cost.
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11 years ago
^^^
She won't even show you her boob. Imagine!
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11 years ago
@Bonesbrother says "[if]it wasn't for guys like you feeding the nigger and the queer, there would be no reason for me to post. I'm not an attention whore. I just want to speak up for those that are too politically correct to get their asses wet speaking what they really feel."
Then why the fuck do you post at all? You're not being politically incorrect. You're just being a stupid troll. And you ARE an attention whore. You know you will get attention if you say "nigger" and "queer". You're too stupid to make an actual contribution, either by being funny or saying something interesting. So you drop the n-bomb incessantly. You're just a sad little man.
@Clubber -- alas, I know why things are the way they are. Call this post a sociological experiment. Outcome was basically as expected... Would have been coo-el if there had been a different outcome, but I wasn't expecting that.
@rickdugan -- dude, I know you feel I encourage trolls out of one side of my mouth and pretend to be the voice of reason out of the other, but I've consistently (barring occasional lapses of judgement) advocated people just trying to post stuff appropriate for the thread. Don't like joke threads -- don't post in 'em. If you want to be a bit more serious and somebody tries to shit in your thread, maybe try to avoid addressing the shitter and convince others to do so as well. Dougster is right that you can't controll how others act. You can, however, controll how you behave. You want to be able to post things you find serious, I won't try to derail you with jokes. I may disagree with you, but it won't be OT crap for LOLZ (or lulz, as the case may be).
In that spirit I'm no longer going to say anything to or about that racist asswipe Bonerbreath. I've tried reason, didn't work. I've tried insults and prop-bombing, but the dude is too stupid to do anything that actually gives me the lulz. So I don't think it's worth engaging him any more. The closest I'll come to acknowledging him is to address the rest of y'all with a "c'mon my brothers, more fun if we stay on topic" if he tries to derail things.
The rest of y'all can do what you want, of course.
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11 years ago
^^^
Sir, I served with Juice. I knew Juice. Juice was a friend of mine. Sir, you're no Juice
(With apologies to Bentson)
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11 years ago
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Fak15141No I wouldn't like a dance how about 3
If he is not that close a friend and she's selling lappers go for it. Going beyond lappers...well, if you go beyond lappers regularly you've gotten extras from girls with husbands before. Ask yourself if you'd feel bad doing this to your friend.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
@Shadowcat... Kind of fun to look at them and get an idea of what's going on in folks' heads. Of course, that is scary for some people. Also cool if they're chicks. Well, hot and naked chicks...no uggos please.
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11 years ago
Legalize prostitution and check 'em for illegals. Any provable evidence of abuse and you bust the owners. Human trafficking will never be zero, but you could eliminate a lot.
With that you'd still have upscale nude clubs for dudes that want eye candy, strip club/brothels where chicks do more in the back room, and out-and-out brothels.
But I agree with Mr. Moose...if there is trafficking I don't want to be part of it. You never know, but if you see evidence don't participate.
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11 years ago
PS -- and clubgoer's questions were useful.
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11 years ago
@skibum609 that's why you ask the chicks for a nude selfie that includes a sign that says something unique (i.e., unlikely to be easily available on the web). Never gotten one to comply... But then again the majority of women (all of them?) that post here are dudes fuckin' with the regular posters.
@juiicy -- if you come back and aren't just fucking with us...well, rockstar's comments were a good start. These pervoids would love an actual woman to post here.
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11 years ago
juiicyreynolds...if you're real what you have to understand is two things: 1) that TUSCL was once the domain of a troll named Juicebox69; and 2) most women that post here are dudes trying to get some LOLZ. With respect to the former, Juice amused some of us and irritated others. Natural to think ol' Juice might create a female identity with a name like juiicyreynolds
So there are folks that think they'll give serious answers and then you'll come back with some story 'bout letting a homeless dude sodomize you with a KFC drumstick for $5 and half a can of tuna fish. Which, to be fair, would be funny as shit. There is, of course, a simple solution. Take a nekkid selfie that includes a sign reading "Juiice! Juiice! Juiice!" Blur your face if you want, but these pervoids want tits.
Or LOLZ. But mostly tits!
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11 years ago
Bathroom trolls unite!!!!
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11 years ago
I think of human trafficking vs being pimped out as two different things. Human trafficking is the case where a woman is far from home, often a foreign country, and subjected to a high level of controlled (e.g., by having her passport kept by somebody else). I don't know what proportion of AMPs have human trafficking victims working there, but I'm sure it is high and I wouldn't go to them for that reason (even if they were my scene).
Strippers with pimp boyfriends is a different thing and harder to tell. I'm not minimizing the issue. I believe people should be free to do what they choose, so I'm obviously not cool with it. But how do you really tell? If a girl is dating or married to a dude that doesn't work and takes all her cash you can't know that unless she tells you. And even if she does tell you, how do you know it isn't SS?
However, I figure if a girl is American she at least wasn't brought here under false pretenses, locked in a room, separated from her passport, etc. If she is American she may have gotten herself into a bad situation (abusive boyfriend, drugs, whatever) but I can't know that. If it is obvious that a girl is in a bad situation I just don't enjoy that so I'm not going to support it. But there also isn't much to do about it.
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11 years ago
Power Girl has super big titties!
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11 years ago
True dat.
Unless it is a hot chick with a sign saying "I'll suck your cock for a ride". Stop and hustle those girls into your car before their BF can run out of the bushes and beat you senseless.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I keep telling them to play Sister Ray...but do you know how hard it is to convince a SC DJ to play 25 min of Lou Reed singin' 'bout a smack-fueled transveste orgy? A lil' too transgressive for the Straightdude McBreadwinners out ther!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEM1wayCOjI
(Okay, I know there are shorter versions of Sister Ray...but they've all got the smack and transvestism and suckin' of ding-dongs so they ALL good)
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11 years ago
Anybody think ilbbaicnl's account has been hacked? His comment...
I think the three of you should move to Saudi Arabia, where you can marry both of them. They can be the bread winners by charging guys to look at their ankles. You can spend your time eating hummus and attending public beheadings.
...seems more than a little odd.
Or maybe ilbbaicnl wants to join the juice crew!
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11 years ago
Dude...how do you think Supergirl feels with some red kryptonite up her pussy...
images4.sex.com/images/pinporn/2013/02/11/620/1784040-super-girl.jpg
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11 years ago
Dude...I *know* that ain't a real million dollar bill 'cos the real million has a picture of a NAKED CHICK on it. I've got a bunch stuffed in my mattress.
The reverse is a wonderful detailed drawing of Kennedy and Sinatra DP'ing some chick. Bobby Kennedy has his dick in the chicks mouth. Coo-el currency!!!
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11 years ago
Power Gil my brothah...gots ta be Power Girl!
www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=648662497
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11 years ago
In China there are bank notes for jiao (1/10 of the yuan, the basic unit). 1 yuan was less than 10 cents when I was last there. Talk 'bout bills with low denominations...
On the other hand, I didn't even get to check whether there were SCs. SO was along for the trip...
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11 years ago
Probably good to note in your review if you know (and note when it occurred, if you know). But I'm sure founder doesn't want to do the admin work to track all of this. Folks like me, who only club when traveling, wouldn't be in the loop and so couldn't do it.
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11 years ago
Dude is nothin' but CLASS.