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11 years ago
On an equally moronic note...should we sum props across aliases? If so, juice by a mile. But he might be in trouble if we look at the median number of props across the set of aliases.
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11 years ago
Well CJ...you're clearly helpin' me out in that area. Am I the only dude that gettin' the CJ-LUV? 'Cos if you're fucking with me I'd like it if you took me out for a nice dinner and treated me to an expensive bottle o' wine first.
And if I ain't yo' one an' only...well CJ, I am sooooo sad. Sniff. Sniff. Cry....
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11 years ago
Logic question for how... Why have ANY laws at all? After all, criminals are going to ignore them. Coo-el! I've solved all of America's...nay, the world's...problems. ANARCHY RULZ!!! WHEEEE!!!
Seriously dude, I don't support radical gun restrictions but your logic is not exactly Vulcan in nature. Were you high when you wrote that?
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11 years ago
I bet it is rocket fuel. bagBoy is going to get the ass drops, then hold a bic lighter under his ass when he farts. The explosion will send him to the international space station. This is America's alternative to Soyuz.
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11 years ago
But you try that BagBoy...go in chanting Man-DANG-A-LOW and drop yo' trou. Then ask for a GRAND SLAM!!!
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11 years ago
BagBoyDude...I've eaten many Danny's "Grand Slam" meals. Yummy yummy yummy in the tummy tummy tummy my friend. But the waitresses will not accept man ho activities as payment. Bitchez called the cops on my when I whipped it out in order to pay. The wanted money. Fucking bitch waitresses.
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11 years ago
I see what you're up to Andy...err Jackslash. You're giving a straightforward answer to convince us that you aren't actually still alive. Brilliant!
Actually, I know you aren't Andy. The real Andy Kaufman is...BAGBOYJAMES. That dude lives hard!
Man-DANG-A-LOW,
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11 years ago
Since this is a strip club web site i should connect this post to strippers. How many of you PLs would dig seeing the alleged daughter in the club? I bet she has a groovy landing strip.
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11 years ago
BTW Rachel...nice pic. We'd love more. No need for the face if you feel uncomfortable...
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11 years ago
Rachel, I'll start by saying that sometimes dudes post here pretending to be strippers. So there may be some suspicion regarding your posts.
However, I'll take it at face value and answer with a serious answer. As motorhead says, don't compromise yourself. I'm a firm believer that folks should do whatever makes them comfortable. If you can make money being clean and don't feel OK 'bout anything more...well, that's cool for you! If a girls feels comfortable with more...her prerogative.
Obviously, for all of us (including dudes) "comfort" is on a sliding scale related to how much money you can make, other job prospects, etc. Last time I was in the club a girl was talking to me about how she felt working fast food was associated with way less self respect than whatever she does in the back room (not sure if she was subtly implying that more was available in the VIP...I got a lap dance).
I'm a bit different from many of the horn dogs here. I'm in a LTR but enjoy looking and a lapper. Especially when I travel. I'm not rich but my income is such that I don't worry 'bout what I spend (the cutoff for me is an amount my SO will complain about and she doesn't even notice if it is less than $500 or $1K...might if I blew that weekly, but on a trip it is no big). So I might be a VIP for a no XXXtras girl. Don't know how many of the pervs on here are serious 'bout what they say vs tellin' tales. Don't want to know...funnier that way.
(Why do I post here? 'Cos some posts here are friggin' hilarious...there was a dude on here, now apparently banned, that had some great riffs on gettin' sex for a bucket of KFC and similar craziness. Still posts using other handles, but more subdued. Gives me the LOLZ.)
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11 years ago
Mmdv26...maybe you should get really high then. I hear that ShadowKat (note the K) likes to get all high at Bieber concerts. I bet he can hook you up!
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11 years ago
Yep...to much ghuy'cha spam!
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11 years ago
I think ShadowKat (note the K) likes Bieber concerts. He likes to get all high on acid and freak out to the music. Do you think he's following the Biebs around Brazil...maybe going to the same whorehouses?
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11 years ago
^^^
Hab SoSlI' Quch!
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11 years ago
C'mon joker man...mellow my friend. Strippers should make you all peaceful (or piecefull, as the case may be). I'm sure we'd all be friends if we met IRL. Well, maybe not that ShadowKat character...he's way too edgy 'cos he appears to get ALL of his news from the Onion. He seems like he would be the only dude on acid at a Justin Bieber concert.
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11 years ago
C'mon joker dude...mellow. Have some KFC. I mean bang69 has the idea with the whole KFC and condoms at every table thing. I bet you'd be a less hostile dude if you were sodomizing a stripper with a drumstick o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay. Go to that happy place. No need to be thinkin' bout ass kickin'
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11 years ago
Ah, but Alucard my friend, isn't a lie that is half the truth the blackest of lies? A lie which is part a truth is a harder matter to fight.
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11 years ago
I think Davids should get a medal. For a dude with those issues in his life even getting out of bed in the morning must be difficult. I hope he hasn't committed suicide or anything.
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11 years ago
You know, I kinda like the Davids guy more than parodyman. The whole "shit encrusted rectum" riff is just too obvious...
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11 years ago
Slick, I've never done this, but my advice is to give it a try. In the scheme of things what is there to lose? The parking fee and some time. I suspect she'll still be willing to do OTC even if she gets bored. Let us know about the cultural experience.
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11 years ago
Now now 68...that be the kind o' shizzle that gets you ignored.
Do it all respectful and Shakespearian. Like all “You lie, in faith; for you are call'd plain Rank. And bonny Rank and sometimes Rank the curst; But Rank, the prettiest Rank in Christendom. Hearing thy mildness praised in every town,
Thy virtues spoke of, and thy handsomeness sounded, Yet not so deeply as to thee belongs, Myself am moved to embrace thee as my friend.â€
But spell dat shizzle da Juicey way. Nobody'll know what the fuck you're sayin'. 'Twill be coo-el.
And just remember...a lie 'tis but the truth in masquerade.
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11 years ago
And Juice'll show with a bucket of the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay. FUCK YEAH!!!
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11 years ago
I wonder how things would turn out if the Algonquin kid's table that is the regular TUSCL commentariat were to kick in on a strip club. Bunch a horny PLs gropin' the strippers, BagBoy chanting Man-DANG-A-LOW, Dougsta and Alucard trying to work together. It'll be just like the Justice League and Legion of Doom teaming up to take on Darkseid!
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11 years ago
@otto what isn't working? I'm serious here...not sarcastic.