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11 years ago
TDHQ's very first post:
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About Troll_Defense_HQ
Posted August 31, 2013 (Last Comment: November 19, 2013)
I am a war veteran and a long time user of this site. I've come here under a lot of different names over time and it has always been a good read with good info. But wtf has happened to this place? How are pants wetting little pussies taking control of the board?
Fuck no, not on my watch. These are truly pathetic and lifeless retards are gonna find this place much less fun now.
I've already asked two members of this board to send me recon about the trolls, including suspected aliases, and one has sent me some stuff so far. Please send me whatever you have over pm and I will put it to good use. I'm paying for reviews, but send whatever you have about these people, including reviews that I should look at, pms they have sent, old discussions that I should see, old aliases, tidbits that might give away their locations, etc. From there, detailed targeting profiles will be built and used to maximum effect.
The days of trolls operating with impunity are almost over.
TDHQ
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11 years ago
When I've been a regular at places I've sometimes asked a fave to ask other girls for me. If your fave is cool it can cut through having to get the other girls attention. Also you can get insights into whether the other girl is a ROB or psycho. However, you have to trust that you're fave is cool enough (make that coo-el enough) to help.
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11 years ago
Oh, one more thing TDHQ... Dujeychugh jagh nIv yItuHQo'
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11 years ago
Ooo... TDHQ is back in the hizzouse.
Dude...I hate to tell you this, but you're no longer of interest to me. I've finished my psychoanalysis of you. You're a longtime poster who got assraped by Dougsta. You decided to come back and "drive us trolls off" with macho posturing. You couldn't, so you decided just to be another troll.
Look TDHQ, if you're really down on trolls just try to be a part of the solution. Go back to your origninal identity and post whatever you want. If Dougsta attacks you deal with it. Both Alucard and RickDugan deal with it in their own way. Personally, I think the trolling is getting out of hand and isn't funny. Some is too mean spirited. But folks are gonna do what they're gonna do.
Or just keep trolling. Your choice dude. But realize that you're not very funny when you do it.
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11 years ago
Yeah taxidriverdude...maybe you could help coo-el dudes on this board find groovy Russian strippers. I met this hot chick named Wanda Maximoff -- does she strip in St. Petersburg? Always dressed in scarlet.
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11 years ago
This dude needs to partner with Mr. Tiger Blood himself, our very own SippyCup. Taxidriver2013 my friend, I'm 99% sure SippyCup is actually Charlie Sheen. Even if he isn't the dude clearly travels a lot. He's obviously loaded. I bet he'd be game to set something up. Maybe you could bring the Russian girls here even. I bet there are a lot of rich Americans that would pay top dollar for hot anal action with a sex Russian chick.
If the whole SippyCup adventure pans out do i get a finders fee? I can send info for a bank transfer.
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11 years ago
New dude posting as Dougster_Izzakunt. Much as I slammed him he's actually kind of funny. Much better than TDHQ who started posting under that name full of sound and fury only to fold. However, the CUNTBOY routine is going to get mighty old mighty fast if he doesn't get a bit more creative.
I don't know who's posting as Dougster_Izzakunt, but I do think he should take a step back. The CUNTBOY character seems to be focused 100% on trolling. What is the point of that?
(Of course, I did start out by trolling him...but it was for satirical effect. Why he and bonesbrother invade a fucking thread 'bout posting links to pictures of hot chicks with their BS I don't know...do they really enjoy trolling more than naked chicks?)
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11 years ago
Ask for Bella when you get there.
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11 years ago
Fuck yeah Jackslash. You'll know she isn't into it when she bites.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Motorhead... You should use Charity Navigator to get info on the charities you plan to donate to. You can get the info you need on spending for the cause vs overhead.
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11 years ago
Seriously Dougster_Izzakunt...you're not helping. Im not going to defend everything Dougster or Juice or anybody else says. I happen to find some of the stuff Juice posts funny as shit. You don't like it? Ignore it.
But if you're going to generate characters only to troll I have one question -- what do you think you are accomplishing? I can hash out missives like the above in 5 or so minutes and chuckle while I do so. If you actually enjoy troll posting without ever saying anything more serious go for it. At least you don't have Juice's energy.
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11 years ago
Right on Slick.
There are other things I'd rather see girls doing nude than the news. But hey, it's better than clothed.
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11 years ago
Interesting that only Slick and CJ commented at all 'bout the naked chicks. What's that about.
And new troll...Dougster_Izzakunt...you're not helping. If you're going to troll at least be funny.
Jester, you're entitled to your opinion but I'll point out one major difference between Dougster and Bonesbrother. I've seen Dougster make intelligent comments. I've never seen bonesbrother do ANYTHING except post pointless racist crap. The constant "SLAMDUNKED THAT FAGGOT" stuff has gotten old, in my opinion. But that's my opinion, if Dougster and Juice want to continue they are free to do so. I don't see the point in doing much more than suggesting we focus on something in addition to threads 'bout slam dunking your rivals. Perhaps that something like naked chicks and strippers.
So Jester, if you think that position is hypocritical all i can say is you should consult Inigio Montoya. But if you want to criticize me rather than talk 'bout strippers and naked chicks go right ahead. Free country. Unless founder tosses you I say you (& everybody else) can say whatever they want.
Dougster and Juice...maybe dial it back a bit. Just a little repetitive. Again, do what you want. I just think you're losing fans. I split my side with laughter over old school Juice. The repetitive slam dunking...not so much.
And Bonerboy and Cuntboy...if you really get any LOLZ out of what you're doing you're really sad people. Get professional help.
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11 years ago
Right on Slick...you are a groovy pervert my friend. Shit, the reason I watched Charmed was to see witch nipples! That show was like nipples fighting supernatural evil. FUCK YEAH!!!
I say it again...HAWT CHICK NIPPLES FIGHTING SUPERNATURAL EVIL!!!
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11 years ago
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Bonesbrother. You're not helping. Just stop posting racist shit and maybe people will stop bitching about you. I don't know why I bother talking to a racist moron... Lesson learned. You're incapable of being anything other than a giant douche.
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11 years ago
Right on Joker for calling ski on his BS. I'm amazed by the willing ness to forgive Republicans for their idiocy on this board while slamming Democrats. Neither party is protecting liberty, especially with respect to sexually oriented businesses.
I remember in the '80s in Albuquerque that the city made the porn shops clean up the outside and put out some planters with flowers. I'm down with requiring little cosmetic shit like that. Not everybody wants their toddlers to read "dildos 'r us" and "free bottle of astroglide with every 5 pack of butt plugs" as they walk down the street. But let the perverts rock out with their cocks out on the inside my bros. Booths with "Girls Girls Girls" signs? Keep the neon "live nudes" signs inside the shop. But let a million nudes bloom...that's my motto.
But none of the politicians embrace that attitude. After all...who will stand for the right of perverts? If you think it's the republicans you're delusional. (And it ain't the democrats either...our choices are douche and turd)
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11 years ago
Ugh...stupid iPad.
Rose McGowan dancin' all nekkid and shit: http://www.thenipslip.com/?p=16164
So...would y'all like a Rose McGowan lapper? I bet she'd get dirrrty in the backroom if she was a stripper.
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11 years ago
And, to act as a further catalyst, how 'bout Rose McGowan:
http:/www.thenipslip.com/?p=16164
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11 years ago
Sigh... OK Bonesbrother. Since this is one of the few times you've posted without immediately launching into racist or homophobic invective I'll explain things to you. Let me know if you have any problems understanding. I can try again with little words if this post exceeds your abilities.
Yes. I like a lot of Juice's posts. Some are very funny. However, I think the "SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT" trope has played itself out. If Juice (assuming SippyCup is Juice) and Dougster want to keep playing with that idea they certainly can. Their prerogative. Only person that can really put his foot down is founder.
So I'm suggesting that those dudes dial it back, perhaps come up with some other routines to spring on us. Unlike you, I'm not going to invade those threads and call them "niggers" or "queers" or create an alias that trolls them. I don't see that leading to anything useful. If I felt I could get a few lulz I'd do so, but I just don't see it being productive.
So, as long as you're engaging here...where is your link to a naked hot chick? Or -- even better -- naked hot chicks.
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11 years ago
C'mon bros...let's get some post turkey day links to hot nekkid chicks posted. I mean really...even the folks who can't find the ignore button are appalled. Let's walk back from the edge and enjoy some boobies along the way.
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11 years ago
Oops.... http://itr2010.org/category/camille-rowe/
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11 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Plus, if I'm to believe ol' Juice and Dougsta you strike out 65% of the time with the system. Can you afford a catch and release strategy with the young'uns?
And it's not like Juice or Dougsta would lie to us, is it? Those dudes would never tell a lie. Thing is...I keep following Juice's advice to show with a bucket of the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay and I keep finding that the filthy lucre works better. Why d'ya think that is? Maybe Juice is a wizard or something...
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Rickdude... I've jumped on your case about the whole wishing one of your faves would backslide on her heroin (or oxy or whatever...) addiction so you could get cheaper OTC. Maybe you were joking there. But that was either sad or not funny.
But isn't this going to far the other way? I mean really...the girls are willing to indulge you for money. They are adults, albeit inexperienced. If I were you I'd steer clear of the major league druggies just 'cos that is a bad scene. But 18-21 year olds? I suspect there are 30 year olds in some socioeconomic strata that have never been in some upscale hotels. Or, if they have, have only been there for OTC.
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11 years ago
@motorhead... I'm skeptical of anybody posting as a female -- dancer or not -- on TUSCL. Some have a level of verisimilitude like duo (ope she returns) but most are clearly dudes pretending to be chicks to get some lulz. They get no hate from me...we all responsible for our own lulz in life...but that be the way it is.
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11 years ago
Simplest way to ask for FS? Bring a bucket o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay to da club and leave it sittin' out for da girls to see. You'll be in da backroom DP'ing one o' dem in no time my friends!
Just ask Juice. Not like that dude would lie to us, is it? BOOM