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9 years ago
Don't worry Juiceman! You're gonna be a-rollin' in the filthy lucre once my new KFC advertisin' campaign comes on line! Now parts will be good. You will enjoy sodomizing the hot strippers with the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay. I can guar-UN-tee it!
But teaching ol' DoctorPhil a lesson regarding his station in life will be hard. You don't want to be anywhere NEAR that dude's asswhole! But thou must persevere and teach him that being a stupid asshole results in a drumstick up HIS asswhole!
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9 years ago
Oooo...and DoctorMoron is still a postin' here! Defending Saint Ronny, hallowed be his name....
@ImTooStupidToEverBeADoctorPhil sez "^^^^^^ that is as low as it gets. slandering a dead man who can no longer tell you to go fuck yourself"
Well, that settles it! If you're going to be a dick 'bout things you deserve some punishment! Juiceman KFC commercial número dos will feature you in a Ronny Ray-gun mask getting a drumstick o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay up your anus!
(Apologies to those having serious discussions about the fine points of strip clubbing, but sometimes the trolls that have never actually had sex with a real woman -- cough, DoctorPhil, cough -- have to be put in their place)
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9 years ago
WEEE-YAWWW!!! I knew I had to check in to see if heads over here at TUSCL were a-splodin' in the wake of King v. Burwell.
Not as extreme as I thought but it still had the entertaining comment from @mikeya that "12 Hours Ago • Thank God we have nine people to decide whats best for the country. It's gonna be a brave new world". Yep...a brave new world...because judicial review is, like, totally new. Totes McGotes. Nope, never heard of Marbury v. Madison!
Let's see just see how this "brave new world" works out. I, for one, shall celebrate by writing to the KFC corporate office suggesting a new set of commercials featuring the Juiceman. Commercial número uno -- the Juiceman sodomizes a stripper with a drumstick while the Colonel looks on and says "heh heh heh!"
WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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9 years ago
Well, there was this time Juice and I showed up at the club with a bucket of the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay! Every girl there quit 'cos once you get a drumstick up your ASSWHOLE you just can't go back to normal life!
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9 years ago
We could all meet up at the place that serves KFC in the club. Yep, you can get a bucket o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay in the club. In the frickin' club! WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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9 years ago
I saw it at the last comic book convention I attended and I thank the Juiceman may be the proprietor.
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9 years ago
Oh yeah... one more thing!
bortaS bIr jablu'DI' reH QaQqu' nay' BITCHEZ
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9 years ago
Why am I so looking forward to Supergirl? Well, there's this SHIZZLE my bitchez...
www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/new-supergirl-melissa-benoist-nude-photos-and-video
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10 years ago
So Dookie dude...learn from Pimpin' Ken and don't get busted.
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10 years ago
A chick had two dicks in her pussy and one in her ass? Fuck, that's not up to DVDA standards. (Google it - from the minds of the South Park guys)
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10 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
@shailynn -- founder does have a search box or you could simply search google with:
site:www.tuscl.net Las Vegas
(that is what the search box does) Note the search described above returns the LV clubs as the top hits, but you could try modifying search terms.
That said, I'm dubious that you'll get many hints that you couldn't get just by reading club reviews. Details change rapidly in the SC world.
The upshot of this is that a two year old post saying Bella at the Spearmint Rhino will break down and give you a BBBJCIMNQNSQWERTYUIOP for free if you play Katy Perry on the jukebox is probably inaccurate. After all, the Bella you meet is probably a different chick. Plus, it was probably a joke when it was posted.
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10 years ago
To be fair to Iron Mike he did get hit in the head for a living. Perhaps that is an explanation for his behavior. But yes, "fucking asshole" is a reasonable response.
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10 years ago
Well goldjim dude...I'll let the cat out o' the bag. I'm also dubious of investment opportunities that appear in the form of spam on a crazy web site I only visit for the lulz. So it isn't just the use of "your" rather than "you're". It's also the choice of venue.
Plus, there's the fact that you felt compelled to reply not once but twice just to excoriate a person who you assert, without any additional information, to be too poor to invest in your hair brained scheme. My excuse for replying is simple...I'm fuckin' with you and want some lulz.
Now, if you are real, I do have some surefire ideas and the money to back them up. Feel free to PM me. But make it worth my time by proving to me that you aren't a random assclown making shit up. If you actually are who you say you are you'll find a way to convince me.
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10 years ago
Besides, if I invest $100K in a strip club I want an ironclad guarantee that I can fuck any of the strippers I find hot. Can you give that to me goldjim?
If not, your a retard!
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10 years ago
goldjim says...
"7 Hours Ago • Right Lee your so smart, If some one is serious they can see that we are legitimate company and now have a way to contact me."
Yes, I would like to give a dude that doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're" $100K down. That's a sound investment strategy. Nope..nothin' could go wrong there.
I bet this is the dude that kept posting "your a retard"
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10 years ago
BTW, this is an experiment. I waiting to see how long before certain keywords come up.
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10 years ago
@TunaDude...do they ever ask if the picture of your dick was taken in macro mode when they finally see it?
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10 years ago
^^^
And Boenher, McConnell, McCarthy, et al. aren't political hacks?
The only dudes that aren't political hacks are Louie Gohmert, Ted Yoho, and that one other assclown from that voted for Yoho as speaker. They believe the crazy shit they say. Ted Cruz may be in that camp, but he seems smarter (OK...that isn't hard...my pet turtle is smarter than Gohmert)
On the other hand, political hacks occasionally accomplish something. Gohmert et al. just say stupid shit. I'd say they provide comic relief, but they have just enough power to scare the bejezzus out of me. Glad I don't live in their districts...
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10 years ago
^^^
So CJ...did you grease that gay bouncer?
Or maybe you saw a pudgy dude with a bad combover and cheap three piece polyester suit try to grease him. I bet it was the latter.
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10 years ago
^^^
I have to disagree with the comment that the US constitution was a stellar document, except possibly as an example of "democracy 1.0".
Worldwide, presidential systems have not been as stable as parliamentary systems. The US has been the exception, but it is who knows how long that will last. A parliamentary system with a strong independent judiciary would have the advantage of protecting individual rights while still preserving accountability. When there is split government in the US the congress can blame the president and the president can blame the congress. Voters sympathetic to the presidents party believe him and those sympathetic to the legislative minority believe them.
The parliament should have districts drawn by non-partisan committees or proportional representation (or both, perhaps in a bicameral form). Proportional representation minimizes pork barrel spending.
As is, we're saddled with an anachronistic 18th century document and a government further hampered by gerrymandered legislative districts, endless election seasons, and too much money in politics overall. Why else would congress have an approval rating lower than pubic lice but an incumbency reelection rate in excess of 95%?
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10 years ago
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C'mon Dougster, let's be fair to the Dugan dude.
This was actually a fairly entertaining story. Moreover, unlike the "dude tries to pick up chick in airport bar" story I don't believe the protagonist of the story was actually RickyBoy. I doubt that Dugan would flat out refuse to pay $240 for lap dances.
Now, he might wish a poor hunchback chick has an addiction relapse so he can save $100, but I don't think he'd try to get away with paying nothing for some lappers.
Keep tellin' the groovy stories Dugan dude. Just don't say it was somebody else when it was actually you bein' an asshat...like the whole picking up a chick in an airport bar shit. Just admit that was you and move on. We won't think any less of you.
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10 years ago
TunaDude, tell us more 'bout Olive Garden. Did'ya sodomize the waitress with endless breadsticks?
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10 years ago
Where have all the genteel perverts like this tickler dude gone?
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10 years ago
^^^
Alas, motorhead, goldjim said $100K down. So the BagBoy would still be on tap for more.
OTOH, the fact that it is $100K down is a good thing. I can't imagine what kind of shithole would cost $100K total. Maybe an old outhouse converted to "Bag Boy James' Jack Shack". Their motto could be:
"Don't worry 'bout teeth during yo' blow job 'cos our hookers don't got no teeth!"
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10 years ago
I hear that Che's favorite news organization is the CIA mind control satellites that George Soros uses to beam messages directly into his brain.
Actually, it depends. When he puts on his tin foil hat and it stops the mind control rays he hates them. But then he slips up and the mind control ray gets through. Than he LOVES the messages.