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10 years ago
@Londonguy, pay no attention to Che. He appears to define "leftist" and "fascist" as "anything Che doesn't like". Mind you, he doesn't like genuine liberals so he uses the term "leftist" correctly in those cases. However, that is more of a "even a broken clock is right twice a day" situation than any genuine perception of reality on Che's part.
Indeed, the satirical headline I wrote above might not be too far off the mark. I actually would not be surprised if Che started a thread on here asserting that we shouldn't look at the hacked images of Jennifer Lawrence's butthole because she had mind control tattoos on her ass in ultraviolet ink. In fact, Che probably believes shit that is even crazier than that!
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10 years ago
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Coo-el. I knew the tin foil hat crowd would show!!! Welcome to the discussion DoctorPhil and Che.
Psssst...I wanted to tell you guys that I just designed a new mind control ray that penetrates even the thickest tin foil hats. If you don't watch out I'll mail the design to George Soros. I'm sure he'll send his flying monkeys to install it on the international space station!
You wouldn't want that, would you? I can the headlines now..."Man wearing only tin foil hat arrested in FloriDUH. Claims Jennifer Lawrence is 'Atomic Communist from Zeta Reticuli' that plans to enslave all conservatives"
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10 years ago
Little known fact... Jimi Hendrix's first band was the LINT ROLLER EXPERIENCE.
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10 years ago
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Wait...wait...wait...
Now I'm channeling Dugan. WTF? Normally I channel aliens or 10,000 year old warriors from Atlantis and cool shit like that. But having a direct link to Dugan's brain? EEEEEEWWWWW!!!
Clearly, my sweat lodge is broken or this peyote I took is bad. Or both.
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10 years ago
I google "sexy hunchback" and read the first 30 or 40 links. Helps get me in the mood for my favorite type of girl.
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10 years ago
Dude, why are you trying to change your prick with your phone? You use Viagra for that shit
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10 years ago
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Fuck it...as long as I get me some lulz I'm cool with 'em
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10 years ago
Hmmm...
Ever fell these "fuck RickyBoy" threads are a bit of a circle jerk?
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10 years ago
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So Joker420/SnackBox69/TunaDude/Dookie... what do you thank 'bout the state of the union.
I think Obama should have hid a big bucket o' KFC on stage behind the podium. Halfway through he could bring out a stripper and go at her with the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay.
I'd watch that shit!
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10 years ago
C'mon SnackBox dude...RickyBoy is nice to the hunchback girls.
Wait...he actually talks about hoping the hunchback girls will backslide into addiction so he can save $100 on OTC. That's pretty fucked up right there.
Yeah...fucc that dude!!!
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10 years ago
Essence of KFC my brother. Fill capsules with congealed drippings from a groovy drumstick and fill yo' sausage-fingered hands with the KFC pills. Then eat the whole handful!
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10 years ago
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Right on brother! Do you bring your own KFC to eat with the chili cheese fries and pussy?
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
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I'm with Dougsta. Why would you want to watch the state of the union? Doesn't matter whether or not you agree with anything that was said. They are exercises in spin and have been for a long time. Ultimately they're pointless.
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10 years ago
I think Art largely hit it on the head, with the exception of Nixon. Yes, Nixon was an amoral paranoid nutjob and his legacy will always tarnished by Watergate (which only showed the inner Nixon to the world).
However, he actually did a fair number of reasonable things. Admittedly, many domestic successes early on can be traced Daniel Patrick Moynihan's influence, but there were successes.
Nixon is a tragic figure. A man of intelligence who wanted to achieve true greatness for posterity brought down by the simple fact that he was...well...an amoral paranoid nutjob.
To answer Londonguy's question:
Best -- Clinton for the reasons Art articulated
Worst -- tossup between Bush II and Reagan. In addition to the second term dementia (which, to be fair, he couldn't help) he was responsible for setting us on the road toward the polarized politics of today.
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10 years ago
I'm probably going to regret this, but what the hell...
@jester214 -- so why was Art wrong?
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10 years ago
One more thing @Josh, seriously dude...do you really need to ask a bunch of folks who think they ARE the oligarchs if they want to live in an oligarchy?
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10 years ago
@Josh, dude...no, Dougster never sleeps. I think he was a coke-snorting Wall St. dude in the '90s who once snorted a truly heroic amount of nose candy and hasn't slept since.
My alternative theories regarding Dougsta are:
1. He is uber-rich and he simply hires people to be his TUSCL voice. Every day he sits down at 4pm with a nice Sancerre and listens to his troll report.
2. He's actually a collective of guerrilla artists and they're using TUSCL to produce a work they plan to call "Dances with cranky old gun-totin' white dudes". After they reach 20,000 posts they'll produce a fascinating interactive visualization of the replies to Dougster posts.
3. He's kind of a nutjob (not that there's anything wrong with that).
I recognize that #3 is the most parsimonious hypothesis, but Ockham's razor seldom produces the most amusing hypothesis. Zippy's razor says the truth is the "Dougsta took too much coke in 1995 and hasn't slept since!" hypothesis.
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10 years ago
The number of new sign ups is interesting. I wish it had also been presented relative to # of female students. UT is a big school, so I'd expect big numbers.
However, ASU is huge but it doesn't have as many as UT. Despite a reputation that "if you go to ASU you WILL make a porno". Perhaps the number of opportunities to do college girl porno in the greater Phoenix area is actually driving down the # of SB's. You know, something like all of the potential SB's are already busy getting facials from the dude that runs "exploited college girls".
One of the many things that make you go "hmmmm..."
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10 years ago
@Alabegonz my friend, I'd work on the rage and anger issues. I'm giving serious advice because I think you're taking things too seriously and you seem like a nice guy.
Remember, it's CF job to hustle you. She isn't your girlfriend, she's a stripper selling you a service. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
But what is wrong is letting it bother you. If a stripper "relationship" stops being fun you need to end it my friend.
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10 years ago
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@jackslash -- to be fair, I suspect many of her classmates knew who Napoleon was. On the other hand, she knew that she could get an A in the class by giving the teacher a BJ.
Who is to say which knowledge base is more important?
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10 years ago
@Esta - just a joke my friend. I doubt that cosmos will get you drunk faster than the ol' Sex on the Beach. I've never tried. Boone's farm on the other hand...that's a man's drink!
Nothin' like a bottle o' Boone's farm, a couple o' gas station hot dogs, and a pack o' menthols. How many teen pregnancies began with the words "hey...let's get some Boone's farm, gas station hot dogs, and a pack o' menthols and see where the evening goes"?
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10 years ago
And if it takes longer to get back on the FKK circuit than you expect, there's always the Royal Mail!
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10 years ago
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C'mon Dougsta, let's be fair. Maybe the "no system" approach works fine on most hookers but you know full well that ya gots ta have a system when your chasin' a sexxxy hunchback.
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10 years ago
@JamesSD...dude, this is more of a "thing that makes you go'hmmmm...'" than a deep thought. Not a criticism, just a classification quibble.
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10 years ago
@GACAclub...you'll be singin' a different tune when you meet your sexxxy hunchback. You've got to play the long game with them hunchback girls!