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8 years ago
Tittyfag and Vikings, maybe you should STFU and let people with some understanding of the issues talk. Even the tin foil hat conservadudes know more than you
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8 years ago
Rockstar, I agree there is no issue with Melania per se. The issue is the Trump campaign. If they can't successfully put together a First Lady speech which is just pointless feel-good warm and fuzzier how will they run the federal govt?
Hil-dawg has made mistakes to be sure. But she ran things at Foggy Bottom and I'm sure that's way harder than any of us realize. Trump is a shoot from the hip entertainer that can't even run a campaign. The problem is that his voter base is blinded by hatred of Democrats and vote against their economic interests. Now we're faced with a reality star that could do real damage to the country.
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8 years ago
I have to admit that I kind of wanted to hear the conservadude perspective on the whole Trump fiasco. I was really curious if I could goad ol' Missa Dallas into one of his HI-par-EE-ous rants that he believes to be indicative of his intelligence and edumacashun (I'm sure that's how he spells it). Yes, that is dickish of me. But the guy just rubs me the wrong way. That said, I'll have to give him props fer not takin' the bait.
I have to admit that I didn't mind hearing from ol' mo'head. With respect tittyfag, I'll give your response props. You show some understanding of irony. Maybe your humor is 5th grade level rather than 2nd grade.
Good on you lil' guy! Keep tryin' and your momma might give ya a GOLD STAR!
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8 years ago
And TIT-TAY-fag, the 2nd grade called and they want their insults back!
I'd come up with something more sophisticated but it would go over your head anyway. Indeed, I suspect that insult went over yo' head! Get it? Prolly not, 'cos yo' be a mouth-breathin' moron!
One more thing: rur targh He' SoSlI' 'ej vavlI' targh
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8 years ago
I'm glad I came back to see the conservadude responses to this. I was expecting more conspiracy craziness, but some of this is thoughtful.
mo'head, you were always one o' the entertaining posters. I think you're basing you're reply on naïveté regarding the political process. Melania T, who remains fairly hot to this day, didn't write the speech. Moreover, she shouldn't have written the speech.
The plagiarism says a lot 'bout the Trump campaign. Especially now that it has been revealed that the person who wrote it worked for Trump's company, not his campaign. Can we say likely FEC violation dudes, dudettes, and dudes pretendin' to be dudettes?
The sad thing is most of the low-info-mation voters (aka conservadudes) doin' the ol' "Drumpf! Drumpf! Drumpf!" cheer don't recognize how incompetently he's running his campaign that they'll still vote for him! I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I'm going wit' cry 'cos ol' Donny Drumpf has a good chance of seriously damaging the country and the world.
On the other hand, if Melania was intentionally rickrolled it is frickin' HI-lar-EE-ous!!! And prolly indicative of his own people wanting to sabotage him. WEEE-YAWWW!!!
Alas, any speechwriters hoping to sabotage Donny Drumpf don't realize how stupid his conservadude voter base is. Perhaps I should send some tittyfag posts to show them the level they need to pitch to!
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8 years ago
Somehow I'm not surprised that you still post here tittyfag...cough...Dougster...cough. When you didn't slink off in em-bare-ASS-ment when I kicked your ass in the verbal jousting it became clear that your tiresome brand of "humor" would continue.
But I return to bring news of the Colonel, not to joust with 52-year old virgins that still live in their parents basement and eat only chocolate pudding (in other words...you!). So I'll just say peace out! Oh yeah...I'll just add one more thing....bortaS bIr jablu'DI' reH QaQqu' nay'
Now I'm returning to my comic book collection so I can jack it to Power Girl!
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8 years ago
Good to see your still posting Juiceman but WTF is up with the whale avatar? I thought all of your avatars had to have some connection to fried chicken.
And for the record, deep-fried whale is fucked up. The gentle giants o' the sea should simply be watched from the decks of ships, not breaded in the Colonel's 11 herbs and spices and fried.
Just to review: fried chicken is WEEE YAWWW but fried whale is FUCKED UP. Remember that Juicebro!
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8 years ago
Additional...additional...
I forgot to mention that Earth-11 Flash is HAWT! But we know all comic book chicks are hotties. I bet somewhere there is a parallel universe with a Flash that has tits the size of Power Girl's. WEEE YAWWW!!!
https://speedforce.org/2016/07/kfc-multiverse-colonels/
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9 years ago
@Wicked_Gypsy -- I'm going to assume this is not an elaborate trolling attempt by Dougster (aka DoctorPhil).
Dougster (=DoctorPhil) is so irritating that he largely drove me off! He arbitrarily targets certain posters (as Dougster he targeted rickdugan, steve229, txtittyfan, and Alucard, as DoctorPhil he targeted me, san_jose_guy, and, apparently, the new set of victims his lists as my "aliases").
I could warn you to stay away from certain kinds of cars ("if you see a guy cruising the streets in a Gremlin with the windows blacked out...") but that would be a joke. Dougster (=DoctorPhil) is harmless. He is on TUSCL 24/7/365 based on posts by his Dougster handle alone and is clearly obsessed with the site. The only possible explanation for his behavior is that he is living on disability, likely still in his parents' basement, and his only contact with the outside world is via TUSCL.
However, having only one source of contact with the outside world cannot be good for the guy. He is showing the strain by posting as Dougster and DoctorPhil and I have my suspicions about other handles.
So, despite having left due to diminishing interest and boredom brought on by his incessant trolling, I check back periodically to see if he has given up. He really needs something to jolt him out of his obsessions. Maybe he'll have a break and his parents will be forced to enroll him in some sort of program. I hate to think about what will happen to the guy if his parents pass away. He's so obsessed with TUSCL that he'll probably starve to death, bumping threads by adding "lol" right until the end.
I've already seen some breakdown in the boundaries between the Dougster character and the DoctorPhil character. It is my sincere hope that those boundaries fully collapse, since I believe that will be the key.
Regardless, I wouldn't take much that he says seriously. I don't think that he intends to be cruel to anybody. He just can't help himself!
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9 years ago
Don't believe me?
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=35954#comment408219
Have you ever read a more Dougsta-esque post?
Dougsta, you twisted lil' cruller, you had the people fooled...'til you stumbled into "Zippy's crucible o' Troof(TM)"
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9 years ago
WEEE-YAWWW!!! The Colonel was a sick fuck that forced his secretary to take on the porno name "Wanda Boner" and slather cross-dressing law enforcement figures in finger-lickin' sauce.
That is the proof positive we needed that the Juiceman be the reincarnation of the Colonel!!!
Juice! Juice! Juice!
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9 years ago
Oh yeah....WEEE-YAWWW!!! DoctorPhil (aka Dougster) mothahfuckah!
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9 years ago
Why do I say this? Consider this -
1. The shared homophobia. Notice how obsessed with tha brown eye ol' "DoctorPhil" is! The obsession of a man who secretly desires the brown eye of another man... And who on here is seriously obsessed with calling others "fags"? Yup, ol' Dougster!
2. The shared obsession with TUSCL. It is self-evident that Dougster is on TUSCL 24/7/365 but not as clear that DoctorPhil is. However, DoctorPhil has knowledge of TUSCL that belies an obsession! He was able to link to a post I had forgotten about where I pointed out the superiority of parliamentary systems relative to presidential systems. How could he have such detailed knowledge of TUSCL posts if he doesn't read obsessively? No...DoctorPhil reads the sit just like somebody logged in 24/7/365!!!
3. The obsessive accusations. I admit that I liked the ProphetJuice. I was posting less when he posted but the guy was frickin' HI-LAR-EEE-OUS!!! It wasn't Juice and it wasn't me, but bravo! Slaux pas I didn't even like. The guy was a big league douche, so I'd like to thank Dougster (aka DoctorPhil) for accusing him of being my troll account! I'm sure the 4got guy would find it "brilliant!" I do like the obsessive use of "brilliant!" by that guy, but he ain't me either. And I really don't appreciate ol' DoctorPhil's accusation triggering me to scan 4got's posts for ammunition...I find him a bit boring. 4got2wipedude, here's some advice...if your frickin' name is 4got2wipe you should LEAD WITH THE SCATOLOGICAL JOKES!!!
QED!
You can thank Zipman's "Crucible of Truth(TM)"
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9 years ago
^^^
Ding! Ding! Ding! SamDude has a point... TUSCL is a fun diversion and there are some folks on here that I enjoyed bantering with, but not something where would be concerned about my "reputation".
I did, however, want to poke my head back over here to see the reactions to the ACA and gay marriage SCOTUS rulings. Just ta drank in tha conservadude head a-splodin' ambiance doncha know!
Then the "Ebil One(TM)" DoctorPhil reared his ugly rear and shat forth his words on the screen and I hatched a clever plan to unmask said EVIL! Who is DoctorPhil?
DoctorPhil = Dougster! WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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9 years ago
Ima votin' fer Fuckface con Clownstick!!!
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9 years ago
You see, revenge is a dish best served deep-fried. With seven herbs and spices no less!!!
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9 years ago
...Yep, track that SOB down, piss in his mommy's sink (he still lives with his mommy), and shove a drumstick of the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay up his asswhole!!! The say "WEEE-YAWWWW!!!! Zipman sent me!!!!!" Then leave the mothahfuckah cryin' in his Post Toasties!!!
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9 years ago
No question this was way out of line pole dancing chick. You don't deserve that kind of shit. But consider the source. I have no doubt in my mind that your former customer was DoctorPhil.
The thing about that guy is that he is nothing but inchoate rage. Imagine the Hulk, but now imagine a Hulk that's too weak to hurt a fly that also has a different non-Hulk persona. Nope, DoctorPhil is not genius scientist Bruce Banner by a long shot...Nope, he is more akin to Robin Thicke after a hard night of drinking and drugging! But imagine Robin Thicke being hit upside the head with a shovel for about 2 hours. He looks like he's been beaten with a shovel as well!
That is the life DoctorPhil lives 24-7 -- stupid, impotent, and ugly!!! Those feelings of powerlessness and anger are the things that drove him to write you that letter. Once you understand that there is only one way to deal with this situation... do you know what that is?
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9 years ago
Damn straight. Crazyjoe is all high on goofballs mothahfuckah!!!
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9 years ago
Does she speak Klingonese? If I were to walk into the spa and say "bortaS bIr jablu'DI' reH QaQqu' nay'" what would she say?
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9 years ago
@Dougsta -- So BonesBrother and GoVikings can marry now?
Wait, wait...if I recall correctly that would be an interracial marriage. Wouldn't that make BonerBreath's head a-splode?
Well, I guess love is love!
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9 years ago
Glad to see you're still postin' the RickyBoy slams Dougsta! Keep up the good work!
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9 years ago
@impala, I like the south and I've spent a lot of time there, but I have to call bullshit on this "civil war wasn't about slavery" trope.
Riddle me this, if slavery wasn't THE cause of secession why exactly was it cited as such in Stephens' cornerstone speech? OK, Stephens was only VP of the CSA, but I never heard ol' Jefferson Davis say "come on, come on...enough with the slavery stuff...we're willing to compromise there if ONLY we could just resolve those really difficult tariff issues!"
The confederate flag is not being banned. Some companies have decided that selling it costs them money, so they've stopped selling it. The state of Alabama worried that flaying it will cost them revenue (listen to the governor's speech about the issue) so they've stopped flying it. South Carolina is only debating taking it down. Nobody is suggesting that Nazi swag is more acceptable.
And I called it the Confederate flag, not this "Battle Flag of Northern Virginia" bullshit. In most people's minds that flag IS the symbol of the Confederacy and TWO of the national flags for the CSA included the stars and bars motif. That flag is the MOTHAHFUCKING confederate flag no matter how you cut it!
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9 years ago
And "anti-American" is rich from a moron that doesn't understand judicial review. Trust me, the discussed it during civics class while you were wrasslin' wit' your latent homosexual attraction to the teacher, Mr. McGee. You never had a chance with Mr. McGee 'cos your an ugly moron, but you really should just give in and find a male lover that is in your league.
Your problem with the brown eye comes from denial of yourself. I'm not going to lie to you. Any man that will fuck you, even for money, will want a blindfold 'cos you're sooooo ugly. But you need to acknowledge yo' gay side before you can ever be comfortable in your own skin. I want to help you do that!
TTFN
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9 years ago
Poor DoctorPhil, still a-feared o' the brown eye! The not-so-good no-chance-he-could-ever-be-a-doctor is also projectin' just a bit...I wipe religiously, you're the one that lives in your own urine and feces, like your hero Ted Nugent!