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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I have to admit I'm mixed about the tropes of "not voting is stupid" and "if you don't vote you can't complain about the government". Realistically, the gerrymandering of districts and the problems associated with the electoral college in America have really killed democracy
Moreover, the relative ease of shifting opinion in those few districts with rspending only leads to corruption. Fuck, $3.7 billion was spent in our last election. No possibility of corruption there...
We need a serious shift to non-partisan redistricting commissions to eliminate gerrymandering. In many districts it is pointless to vote (except possible in the primaries). The electoral college may have had a point early in American history, though even then it is debatable and some of our founding fathers wanted direct elections (albeit with far from universal suffrage).
Now the electoral college is simply anachronistic. The election is decided by a few swing states...one of which is FloriDUH. And that's pretty fucked up right there.
Big point, there actually isn't much point to voting. If there are ballot initiatives you can have an impact there. But, frankly, American democracy has largely become an illusion. I vote because it doesn't take that much time. I usually research any ballot initiatives and try to evaluate them. But voting, whether it is in a presidential election or the midterms, is largely pointless. Maybe some people recognize this intuitively. Of they've thought it through. Perfectly reasonable decision to avoid voting, or only vote if you feel a bit more strongly about one election vs another.
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10 years ago
^^^
Though there are some groovy fakes:
www.gagreport.com/celebs/stephanie-courtney/stephanie-courtney-nude-pictures-1.htm
I have to admit that Flo is a a bit long in the tooth for me. But I'd still do her...
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10 years ago
@Otto22 -- Flo is actress Stephanie Courtney, and I don't think she's done any nudity. However, a groovy offer of $50 to pose nude has been made:
http://vintagesleaze.blogspot.com/2014/01/vintage-sleaze-blog-offers-flo.html
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10 years ago
And I almost decided not to post this since it is totally justified, but here it is...
www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/07/marie-seymour-stabs-boyfriend-turtle_n_6123314.html
FloriDUH woman stabs boyfriend for threatening her turtle.
I tell you my brothers...some asshole threatens one of my turtles and I fuckin' kick his (or her) ass. Then the get stripped naked and tossed in a pond with some badass Alligator snappers. Hopefully one will think his frank and beans is a nice fish!
DON'T FUCK WITH TESTUDINES!!!
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10 years ago
^^^
Next time watch out for pedestrians Juice my brother. I know you were all high on KFC gravy, but really...
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10 years ago
Aravas my brother, I'm expecting some groovy reviews. Tell us 'bout whatever twisted shit you do!
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I've never had a chick ask for more for LDK.
Papi my brother, were you wearing uber thin pants where it would be reasonable for her to be worried that your Papi juice would soak through? Seems to me that you'd be the one with the stickypants. No sweat off her back one way or the other.
Mind you, a chick that gives lappers that worries about the jizz a soakin' through is probably in the wrong line of work.
On the other hand, it doesn't hurt for her to ask afterward, as long as it is polite. I prefer for girls to hint a bit more subtly. You know a "ooh...I hope you had a really good time" and shit like that. That shit opens my wallet. But the girls are there to make the moolah. And some PLs are cheap fuckers.
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10 years ago
Juice my brother, did you say "WEEE-YAWWW!!!" when you sodomized a hooker with the stolen drumsticks.
You should totally do that. I get a got feeling when I do it! Juice on my brother...Juice on indeed!!!
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10 years ago
Juice! Juice! Juice!
Fuck yeah!!! You da man, man!!!
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10 years ago
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Mind you, I'm very opposed to human trafficking. But if an ADULT chick chooses to fuck for the filthy lucre, I say that it ain't nobody's business but hers.
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10 years ago
WTF? I've been wanting to move to Canada...'cos Canadians are coo-el dudes. Last time I was in Canada, in beautiful Vancouver, I had a long conversation with a really stoned old hippy dude that insisted he bought weed from the cops. How cool is that...the cops sell frickin' weed my friends.
OK, OK...I didn't believe him. He was so stoned that I doubt he could have actually have recognized a cop. But he let me take another toke from his basket full of smoke, so I say he was good people.
But this law would suck. Legalize it, and don't you criticize it man. Applies to hookers and to weed!
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10 years ago
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Clarification -- I'm not saying that she's a beauty. I'm just saying that she's more attractive than I thought a chick that fucks dogs would be...
Now, I'm sure there are 10's that suck big ol' donkey dongs in Mexico and shit like that. But fucking a dog? That's some sick shit my pervo brothers.
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10 years ago
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Papi my friend...but...but...but LDK says he has a lot of success with random chicks on the street.
I remember suggesting ol' LDK hang near a Mormon church and tell all of the sexxxy LDS chicks that he'd pay 'em $100 to take off their JesusJammies. I wonder if that worked? LDK dude...reports?
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10 years ago
^^^
Are you suggesting that footballdude ask the dancer to wear adult diapers or that he wear the adult diapers?
If the latter, are you suggesting that he make boom-boom in the diaper?
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10 years ago
In my humble opinion, there are some types of businesses where "super discount" is a really bad things. For example, sushi restaurants...DO NOT eat super discount sushi!
Strip clubs...I worry that super discount strip clubs have lots of chicks I would never want to see nude.
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10 years ago
I really dig the following --
"I would never shoot a real porn like this. If you can’t masturbate to it, man, it’s not a good pornography film."
Agreed. When I watch porno I better be able to enjoy jackin' it.
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10 years ago
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No it doesn't, Dougster. No it doesn't. For Juice has become the Horseman of Pestilence and the apocalypse is at hand. It is a frickin' #sausage.fingers apocalypse.
Actually, it will do one thing...I presume it will make slaux_pas feel better. That dude has been all upset since that time I facefucked his high school sweetheart right in front of him at a Dead show.
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10 years ago
Juice my brother...you're a frickin' madman!
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10 years ago
@slaux_pas -- dude, seriously? At least get your slurs right. Although there is a certain logic behind the old saw that the far right curves around to meet the far left, the reality is that fascism is traditionally considered a far-right ideology.
A real hippy, on the other hand, is mostly stoned.
I mean really, what's up with your hippy hate? I bet you took you high school sweetheart to a Dead show hoping to score afterward. When you got there she got a contact high from all the weed smoke and realized you were some kind of dweeb. So when a band of roving hippies came by she blew them all right there in front of you.
I'm sorry about that lil' dude. That was me -- I was one of those roving Deadheads. I thought you were all into the free love and shit. If I had known how much it would scar you I'd have suggested we go elsewhere before I face-fucked her. But I was all stoned and shit so the I didn't realize it hurt you so.
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10 years ago
@jack -- I would be inclined to agree with you if my goal were to change minds. It isn't. Sometimes it is interesting to see where people are coming from. And make a sweaty balls joke.
Fuck dude, we had a former Republicam cum Democrat that has been dogged by persistent gay rumors and a bad spray-on tan running against a dude with allegations of medicare fraud in his past that looks like a frickin' snake. That shit is pure 100% bonkers...no, it's 100% Florida!
And the cool part is that Mr. Spray-on Tan needs a ball fan, probably because his super power is "permanently sweaty balls". However, the poor dude's ball sweat couldn't beat Lord Voldemort's power of extreme snakiness. I hear Scott unhinged his jaws and ate a live bunny at his victory party.
Or maybe it could have if Broward county could run an election. who the fuck knows. I think the real lesson is "if your political strategy involves needing votes from South Florida...give the fuck up 'cos those idiots can't run an election..."
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10 years ago
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Fuck yeah Steve dude. The 11x17 #sausage.fingers ballot that you fill out by dripping fried chicken grease next to the candidate of your choice.
Juice! Juice! Juice!
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10 years ago
Dookie Juice...how many #sausage.fingers did you type that with?
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10 years ago
I was disappointed to find out that this was simply a case of mistaken identity. Sort of like the cops that mistook a chick fucking a dude in the Tony the Tiger costume for a chick fucking an actual tiger.
BTW, a chick fucking an actual tiger would kind of suck for the chick, given that tiger dicks are covered in spines. Plus, she'd get all mauled by the tiger during the afterglow.
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10 years ago
Do you have a lot of pics of you molesting strippers with your #sausage.fingers on Instagram?
Juice on my brother...Juice on indeed!
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10 years ago
@shark my friend, relax. This is a joke. I'm actually not worried about the #ebola.strippers. I am, however, terrified of the disease that is slowly mutating in Juice's body.
Dude PM'ed me with a story that he's losing his #sausage.fingers and they've been regrowing. Dude didn't realize it at first 'cos he's permanently high, but apparently he kept feeling that he'd violate some sweet chick with one of his sausage fingers but then only have nine #sausage.fingers after the interaction. Next day...BAM! Back up to ten.
What is going on? Well, all of the weird diseases the ol' Juiceman has have combined and given him the ability to impregnate women with his #sausage.fingers. In nine months these chicks will give birth to a lil' Juiceman. Apparently, a diet of nothing but fried chicken grease has some sort of horrific effect on viral infections -- they turn you into the Horseman of Pestilence!!!
This, brother shark, is how the world will end. Not through #ebola.strippers or ISIS/ISIL or shit like that. No...the earth shall become the planet o' Juice!!!
I'm eatin' a bullet before that shit goes down!