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10 years ago
^^^
Right on DandyDan.
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10 years ago
I hope you pick up at least a bit Art. Getting old sucks and, alas, there is a point where it isn't going to get better. But you should always rage against the dying of the light. Memories of Mr. Wood's activities are but one way to burn and rave at the close of day.
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
@DandyDan -- you have my sympathy for living in a competitive district and getting ads from a competitive senate race (Ernst was running for the senate, so that was statewide).
I assume the comment about raising the Nebraska minimum wage reflects its inclusion as a ballot initiative. To me, that emphasizes my point. People are very disconnected from the people they send to congress and easily swayed by money. Given the low population of Nebraska I doubt there is any gerrymandering. I haven't looked at the map, but my gut tells me that gerrymandering would be unnecessary (and probably impossible).
Was the minimum wage initiative a squeaker? Roughly the same percentage of "yes" votes as the Democratic congressman-elect?
I'm betting no -- I bet the margin on the minimum wage victory was way bigger than the margin of the dem's victory. If so, there is a bit of a disconnect. Regardless of the merits of either congressman or the minimum wage bill, I bet it was true that there were many supporting the wage increase and also supporting a dude from a party that generally opposes a government role in setting a minimum wage. You have to wonder what drives that.
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10 years ago
Wow. That looks kind of gross. Sad thing to do with good meat.
At least the $5 Wagyu hot dog I ate simply gave the butchers a place to put the lips and assholes rather than wasting them. Plus it was American Kobe -- actually using real Kobe beef in a burger is just wasting it.
But trust me man, American Kobe lips and assholes stuffed in a sausage casing...that's a goooood hot dog!
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I went to a club that didn't allow unaccompanied women it. Met two chicks in the parking lot when I was on the way out. They asked me to escort them since the bouncer wouldn't let them in. I told the bouncer we were friends and they let us in. I was on my way home but thought I could hook up with one or both of the girls
Unfortunately they rapidly became drunk and obnoxious. I decided to bag it and just left. Wen back a week or two later and one of the strippers told me that the worst day she had recently was when these two really obnoxious chicks came in that that the bouncer had to kick out.
I apologized...
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
^^^
True dat JS69 dude. The ol' swelling itchy brain is fun if you're all stoned, but not as fun as checkin' out nekkid HAWT chicks!
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10 years ago
Get that girl a job in a juice bar.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
But what if the cover didn't cover admission to the club? Would it still be a cover?
It is sort of like "can God microwave a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it?"
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Dry ice creates fog Papi. It typically hugs the floor. As a teen I'd make something I called "swelling itchy brain" in the sink. You drop dry ice into soapy water and you get these really coo-el bubbles. Foggy floor and swelling itchy brain in the sink is great fun if you're stoned.
There are smoke machines that work using other mechanisms too. But dry ice is frickin' fun!!!
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10 years ago
^^^
Seriously dude, why the fuck don't you click ignore if you don't like my shit. I mean really, I'm not going to do it until flaming you stops being fun. But you CLAIM to be tired o' my shizzle. The ignore button is right there dumbass. Click it and stop bothering me.
And one more thing, I promise not to reveal to the rest of the board that you're the odious cflock. Ooops...I just slipped up.
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10 years ago
Wow slaux_pas. You're so hostile. You really need to smoke weed and fuck an actual woman. The blow up doll you bought the last time you left your mommy's basement doesn't count. If you get all stoned and screw an actual flesh-and-blood woman your rage will melt away.
Now I'm not going to paint too rosy a picture for you. I'm sure you're ugly as fuck. So no woman is going to allow you to touch her without you offering cash. A LOT of cash. She may also expect you to wear a mask or a bag over your head. Just do it. I know you have no idea what sex is actually like but believe me, it is worth covering your head. Now I've never had to do that since women cream their jeans just looking at me. But your lot in life is just plain worse than mine.
I feel sorry for you. I really do. But I can't help the simple fact that you were such an ugly baby that your mommy threw you against the wall when she gave birth. She thought you were the spawn of Pazuzu. I'm sure she was hoping to kill you and return your soul to hell, where you could hang with your demonic dad. Alas, it simply caused brain damage.
See how to be creative? Notice that there was nary a WEEE-YAWWW nor a Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay. Sometimes you have to mix things up, sometimes you have to go with the classics!
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10 years ago
Dougsta, dude...I'm injured...I thought you were my bud. I'm going to cry now...
Wait, I'm not crying...'cos this is just goofy shit on a strip club discussion board. OK...OK...deep breath...I'm OK now...
One thing I'm NOT going to do, however, is engage in a flame war with Dougsta. That dude can bump a thread like 5000 times an hour. I know I'll lose that flame war.
I concede to you Dougsta...you win the flame war championship.
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10 years ago
Hmm...so what claim that warranted a response Bonerbreath?
OK dude, here's a response. Mikey makes a lot of jokes. A lot of them are funny. Some aren't, but nobody bats 1000. Mikey is generally a nice dude, so I laugh with him when I find one I find funny.
I'll continue. You may not realize, but Juice is a fictional character. He was created by a dude named Jackie. Juice's antics are funny.
Finally, both Mikey and I often post about women. Both of us like sex with chicks. Apparently you don't.
The problem with you is that you aren't playing a character. You really are an asexual racist moron. I feel sorry for you. I really do. But there is no point in continuing this because you're clearly too stupid to have either an intelligent dialog or an entertaining flame war. So you're on IGNORE.
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10 years ago
^^^
...you're still scarred...
Not that you would be confused. You obviously have a limited comprehension of the English language. And probably none of the Klingon language.
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10 years ago
Yo slaux_pas dude...WTF?
Can't reply with any creativity? Just repeat the "zippy digs fried chicken up your asshole".
I know your still scarred from that time I sodomized your prom date with a drumstick and facefucked her. But dude...she begged me. It was right after you took off your pants and she laughed at your dick. She called it a "widdle pee-pee" and said it was like 1 inch long. She asked for the full zippy treatment. And she liked it!!!
I have one more thing to say to you...
lupDujHomwIj lubuy'moH gharghmey
Now can we PLEASE get back to talkin' 'bout naked chicks.
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10 years ago
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Well, at least he's not spouting racist bullshit.
Maybe someday bonesbrother will post about girls. Maybe after he loses his virginity. I'm pulling for you dude. If you actually have sex you'll find your inchoate rage sliding away and you'll become a nice guy.
Mind you, I'm suggesting you have sex with a woman. Giving the Grand Dragon of your KKK chapter a rimjob doesn't count.
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
That is frickin' coo-el ilbbaicnl my friend.
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10 years ago
Right on #sausage.fingers
You da man Juice! You da Juiceman!
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
^^^
DandyDan my man, I'm not sure where you live but I think you hit one of the important points, especially if you live if it is a competitive district or swing state. As I see it, you're vote on many issues really doesn't matter. Most states and districts aren't competitive. But those that are competitive have incredible amounts of money spent.
Citizens United was one of the worst decisions in the history of the US. we'll see corruption go from horrible to incredible to truly astounding. And paralyzed government is not a good thing at all. It is no coincidence that the only real expansion of freedom in recent years (marijuana legalization) has come from ballot initiatives.
Like marijuana or hate it we're spending money fighting the "drug war" and we're locking up otherwise innocent people. Pointless. And it costs money. And it is a fundamental limitation of freedom. As long as people don't do anything that can harm others, like getting all stoned a driving, they should be left alone.
If you really worry about freedom the only way to expand it is a legislative branch with the guts to expand it and a strong, independent judiciary that blocks problematic bills. Not the status quo. And neither branch should be bought and paid for.
No wonder people are cynical and don't vote.
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10 years ago
I hear John Fogerty is planning to record this version. He's a well-known PL so he's very concerned.
On the other hand, he just gets his groupies to give him the LDKs. Dude really digs the Stickypants!!!
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10 years ago
One should ALWAYS ask oneself WWJD?
The answer usually involves fried chicken and/or a sexy chick's asshole.
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10 years ago
@sexstripgoddess -- I'm going to leave aside, for the moment, the issue of appearance (I'll interpret your name as an indication that you're sexy, though I have long felt that there is a Dunning-Kruger-like effect for appearance and that is worrisome).
For the benefit of the Ohio perverts on this board I'll ask what you mean by private dance. Is it one- or two-way contact? Is the goal a LDK? Or is it more heavy duty?
Since you're new I'll define LDK -- it is the act of jizzing in your pants without the dick coming out to play. Only stimulation through the trousers. Named in honor of our very own lapdanceking82, a tireless advocate of the practice.
Whew...that shit really NEEDS to be in the Glossary
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10 years ago
C'mon my pervo brothers. You can't google "XXXX nude" or "XXXX naked" or "XXXX with dildo up asshole" and paste in a link? (for brother Juice the last of those might be "XXXX with dildo up asswhole")
OK, OK...here's Carly Foulkes, aka the T-mobile girl.
http://thefappening.so/carly-foulkes-naked-17-photos/
More tats than I pictured. But I'd definitely do her given the chance. Fuck her right in the pussy!
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10 years ago
No ime...I'd fuck her in her asshole.
And I don't have a pussy...I'm not a stripperweb chick playing an obnoxious dude. I really am an obnoxious dude.
And I don't dig puttin' stuff up my ass -- exit only for me. But I'm sure Flo digs a dick up her ass. Fuck, she's probably into ATM.
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
^^^
...relative ease of shifting opinion in competitive districts with ridiculous spending...