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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Golly gee Moheaddude...I see that you are following through on my idea to take TUSCL discussions back to the 50s! You're the cat's meow my friend!
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11 years ago
And I should add...FO SHIZZLE MOTHAFUCKAH!!!
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11 years ago
Yeah Jerki-dude...u jes' ain't hip to the latest lingo 'cos yo' is a jive turkey. I bet u is da worst kind o' JIVE fool there be. Are we s'posed ta jest talk like boring white dudes? No friggin' way! I speak my special jive and crap on da floor 'cos that be how this dude rolls.
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11 years ago
Gator dude...make sure to do it in the middle of the floor! It will be like being in a Beavis and Butthead cartoon! Groove on my brother!
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11 years ago
Yeah dude...as long as da bitches suck yo' dick I shouldn't matter. Fuck, they should let folks shit and piss wherever they want. None o' this prissy "don't shit unless you be on da toilet" shizzle. That be for those french fags who use a mothafuckin' bidet...oops, misspelled that shizzle I mean B-day!
It is like "I jes' finished a 12 pack and two buckets o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay and I gots ta go!" So yo jes' drop trou wherever yo' be and drop a deuce on the floor! That be my kind o' KLUB! No fracking B-day shizzle!
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11 years ago
Bonesdude... Mellow ou on J-man. He is one o' the good ones. I come back to my TUSCL bros after a short break o' bein' busy and find J-man bein' attacked. Not coo-el.
Juice just be writin' different chapters o' the book of his life. We're being treated to the Ecclesiastes o' da Juiceman... I kinda dig it.
Remember now thy Creator in the days of thy youth, while the evil days come not, nor the years draw nigh... Juice on my friend and keep God's commandments! (And prop yosef for doing so)
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11 years ago
^^^
Fair enough Mr. Kat...keep the 420 on the DL. I can dig livin' by the motto "I just wants me some pussy!"
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11 years ago
Mellow out Monsieur Dice...smoke some 420, re-lax, and re-lapse. Overuse the Oxford comma. It is all good. No need to bring anybody's sister into th equation (unless that sister happens to be 19 years old and HAWT -- if that be the case then post some pics!)
Monsieur Gawker...if you wish to be a Bishop of TUSCL just remember 1 Timothy 3:3. I live my life by that verse. 'Cept for the not coveting thing. I def covet me some 19 year old pussy.
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11 years ago
Jack...alas, this was just a quick trip to bizzaro world. On bizzaro world the whores give it away for free and the civvies wants the filthy lucre in exchange for the deed.
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11 years ago
@CJ & Juice...non, non, non...merde!
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11 years ago
^^^
But d'ya smoke blunts Mr. Kat? Yo' clearly be coo-el enuf to pull off bein' a pervo blunt-smokin' SOB if yo' wanna be dat dude.
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11 years ago
Je suis tres pro clitoris!
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11 years ago
But...where is Monsieur Rocket J. Squirrel in all of this? No moose sans squirrel!!!!
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11 years ago
Remember that our bud Alucard digs this kind of attention. I'm trying to mellow on the Drac-bashing until the dude learns to be friggin' hilareous for my amusement. So before I take Monsieur Draques off ignore I have one question...has he stepped up his crazy game to the point where you're getting your RDA of LARFS?
If not, we really need to show some tough love. No Drac-bashing until he starts at least one hilareous thread. Suggested topics:
1. Guns are bad.
2. Drugs are bad.
3. Alcohol is bad.
4. Newbie reviews are worse than a gun totin' dude who is all stoned and drunk.
Step up to the plate and AMUSE US MONSIEUR DRAQUES!!!!
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11 years ago
I would totally watch that show...as long as the hookers were hot. And young (but legal of of course...)
...and it was on showtime where the hookers got naked regularly.
Even if the hookers were vacuous you could watch with the volume off.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Cue Seinfeld music..."not that there's anything wrong with that"
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
So...imagine that you place an anal virgin chick and a pervo in a sealed box (with sufficient air supply), have an astroglide dispenser attached to a radioactive source in the box, and run the experiment long enough that the is an equal probability the the astroglide will be dispensed and won't be dispensed. What happens?
A. There is a superposition of intact/popped anal cherry until you open the box.
B. You have just filmed "Schrodinger's Sodomy" and will soon post on youporn
C. The babe has a 50% chance of needing to take ibuprofen and lay on her tummy for a while
D. Cool...you've just jumped to an alternate universe!
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
And BTW...is "manhole cover" a euphemism for buttplug?
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I think we should keep genders in our speech but shift from "man" to "dude".
And once a year we have a national holiday where we are encouraged to smoke ourselves silly. That could be 20 April. And maybe on the 22nd we could have a national strip club holiday to go see naked chicks while still enjoying our 4/20 mellow.
I could get behind that. Just imagine how cool a country we might have. Our national motto could be "be excellent to each other". Vice cops would focus on arresting underage sex trade and leave the coo-el dudes that don't hurt anybody alone.
A little increase in weed smoking and a shift from "man" to "dude"... We would have a friggin' utopia.
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11 years ago
C'mon bros...let's all just be excellent to each other. Like Bill and Ted. This bickering and poking our bros in the metaphorical eye is, as Bill and Ted might say, bogus.
Im down with all the nominees. And I forgot my bro Motorhead...and dude that is down with Lemmy is supah-grooooo-vey, though I bet Lemmy would hit you upside the head with his bass for saying "supah-grooooo-vey". Regardless, any name that shortens to mohead is coo-el in my book!
Plus, Lemmy did some mighty grooooo-vey shit with Hawkwind...so who the fuck knows how he would react.
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11 years ago
@mohead-dude. I wonder if there is any way to explain Dr Phil. Perhaps we are in a simulation but the programmers responsible are assholes.
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11 years ago
SuperCool SuperDude...we need more poetry on TUSCL
'Tis a younger crowd than I expected. I am 44 and I may be bringing up the median age. But I'm still bringing the median age down as I'm young at heart!
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P.S. I am not being sarcastic in anything I'm saying here. All us TUSCLers should *want* to march to the beat of our own drummer. The rest of the world sees us as PLs. We need to say "we may be PLs, but we are friggin' coo-el PLs who do what we want!"
So if you see somebody as cool for being unique say it loud. If you're just being sarcastic maybe go to the dipshit thread and post there.
And goodsouthdude...right back at ya brother. You da man! Let's convince our bros to be positive, if only on this. one. Thread!
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11 years ago
Oh... LDK gets a nomination too. Any dude that is PROUD o' jizzin' in his pants is fierce! Don't let the bastards grind you down with their "I'm too studly to jizz in my pants" bullshit. You want to jizz in your pants my brother? Then you should MOTHERFUCKING JIZZ IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING PANTS!!!!
You need to secede from the US of A and set your badass self up as king of the sovereign nation of Jizzpants. Your flag is a pair of boxers that are so jizz soaked that they motherfucking glow when you hit them with a black light. Jizz on brother, jizz on indeed! (Just don't get any of it on me...I want you to actualize your desires but I'll only go so far...)
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11 years ago
Bdude bud...cum when you gotta cum. It is all good. If it felt good you weren't hurting anybody so look back on it as a fond memory!