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11 years ago
I hate to sound Alucard-ie, but the right thing to do is (of course) to give it back ASAP. Fortunately we had Hugh to phrase in a non-dickish way (and I *didn't* have to read any Drac-man jibber jabber).
I am (of course) certain we were all just joking around...right guys? Dalex-dude gave the phone back with no expectation of anything 'cept being viewed as a reasonable human being. Of course, if some hot anal action ensued I'm sure complaints were not lodged...
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11 years ago
Peace out Hugh-G-dude! We're all entitled to our tastes. I look down on nobody ('cept those who go all psycho on you for no real reason). Don't let anybody tell you what your avatar should look like. You want a butterface? Go for a butterface! You want Kate Upton fucking her ass with a 14 inch dildo? Well so does everybody else...where can I get that picture?
C'mon folks...we're only 2 days past 4/20. We should all still be high! I've only made it halfway through my organic corn chip and salsa stash (now that I'm middle aged I can do the Doritos and Funyons any more...so I gots me mature stoner food!) I plan to stay stoned for the rest of the month! Makes me feel all peaceful and shit.
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11 years ago
And that is def a good one Hugh-g-dude! Two thumbs up!!!
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11 years ago
And, of course, there is more! babes-of-art.tumblr.com/tagged/power-girl
Not that there isn't some pretty groovy Supergirl art out there as well...
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And...
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Gotta love the seedy underbelly o' the geek world! (And tumblr...there be some twisted shizzle on tumblr)
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11 years ago
Supergirl is definitely a good one Mr. Shark, no argument on that one. But for over the top tits I still say "ya gotta give it up for Power Girl!"
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11 years ago
And the chick who played Chloe on Smallville. That chick need to get naked. I would totally jerk off to a Chloe sex tape.
I bet she is like totally shaved. Or maybe a little blond hitler moustache. Fuck yeah! 420 on my brothers...just done use comic book pages as rolling papers!
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11 years ago
Coo-el... Fantastic Four talk.
Isn't Sue Storm hot. Ever wish she would disappear EXCEPT for her tit? Would dat shizzle b coo-el?
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11 years ago
We loves ya Juice. You b a KA-ray-ZEE AZZ mother who we ALL aspire 2 b.
I think we need sum Juice poetry...the Ripostes o' Juice if you will. What would b the Juice take on stripper lit? Crazy orthography b forbidden...but KA-ray-ZEE orthography b encouraged!!!!
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11 years ago
Jackdude, alas, my poetry loving stripper experience was with a girl who dug Ezra Pound. And hearing a chick scream "eeeeh-zra....EEEH-ZRA!!!" before finishing with "NOW POUND ME!!!!" Let me tell you bro...that will chill you to the bone.
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11 years ago
Is it just me or does the Drac-dude seem to be posting less. I have the dude on ignore, but still see where he posts and it seems like I don't see that many. Perhaps he is getting bored.
I really like having Drac-a-roo on ignore. His posts are fine (albeit a bit sad at times). But the PMs. My gawd!
But in the spirit of post-420 brotherly love I'm willing to forgive and forget if ol' Drac posts a discussion entitled "I won't send psycho PMs". Jerikdude don't bother me none 'cos he don't send no psycho PMs.
Let's all bask in the post-420 and cut this elementary school crap out. There is stripper face fucking that needs to be discussed, n'est-ce pas?
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11 years ago
testify brother juice testify. and follow up by face fucking her. i bet she would like that.
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11 years ago
Da punctuation shizzle reflected thanking about CUMMINGS o' course. 'Cos I thank 'bout cumming all o' da time. Ev'ry day my brothers, ev'ry day. Don't make me think 'bout any but cumming sum more!
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11 years ago
Shoot...the stupid fill in box removed my xxxtra spaces. Thinking about cumming made me think that we all use too much punctuation. That made me think, what if we used xxxtra spaces instead of puctuation. That would be cool, wouldn't it?
But the tubes o' the interwebs did not allow dat shizzle. C'est la vie!
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11 years ago
I knows dat u was coo-el mr bacondude U be arright my friend U jes be tellin us pervamanic dudes bout some o dat blood bacon sex magick dat u practice 420 out my friends No h8
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11 years ago
U da man Juice. I don't know where u can find dat shizzle, but be sure to bring a bucket o' da Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay so you can sodomize a shemale wit' a drumstick while she sucks yo' cock-a-doodle-dude! Juice on brother...Juice on!
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11 years ago
And maybe have an OTC password. Like if a pervo approaches you and says "and wine can of their wits the wise beguile" you would know he was cool to do OTC with. That could totally work for you.
BTW, were you a cheerleader in high school? And can you regenerate from life threatening or even fatal injuries without a scratch?
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11 years ago
Claire123 babe. I bet you could get us TUSCL pervoids to come to you if you post some groovy naked pictures.
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11 years ago
My my bacondude. No need to be so hostile. Smoke some 420 and get some stripper lovin'. That will mellow you.
Serious question for bacondude...why the handle? And why the absence of a capital 'B'? Sort of evokes e e cummings if he decided it was cool to use bacon grease as lube. Is that your thing?
I mean I am totally down with writing poetry after sodomizing a stripper with (cooled) bacon drippings on your flesh torpedo. Especially if you use unconventional orthography in your poems.
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11 years ago
Dalex dude...glad to see you back my brother. You should see if she will let you fuck her in the ass for giving the phone back. I bet she has a serious Jones for it. I bet she has given up that sweet sweet asshole for less...
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11 years ago
I'm trying not to focus on the dipshits. I'm still enjoying my 420 feelings...
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11 years ago
C'mon folks. Mellow out on the politics for one fucking day. Fuck Hitler. We should forget that asshole's birthday.
420 should be a day to enjoy some groovy reefer with those you love. Or to love those you are with after you smoke some reefer. Who the fuck knows. I'm all stoned and shit.
Imagine what the world we be like if we took one day...just one day...and we all smoked ourselves silly. We would commit to taking the day off, decide to walk everywhere, and consider everyone our brother or sister. Seriously dudes, weed'll do that shit for you. Hot hippy chicks will be flashing the furry pussys on the street. The heavens themselves will broadcast Uncle Jerry leading the heavenly choir in the coolest version of Dark Star ever performed. It would be friggin' utopia my brothers.
So to summarize. Think positive thoughts. Feel good about life. Don't worry 'bout the liberal or conservative bullshit for one fuucking day. Forget Hitler. Smoke it up tomorrow!
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11 years ago
I've been tryin' to emulate you my brother Juice. I spends me $20 on a bucket o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-par and a sugary soda (or maybe dip into my lifetime supply o' Jolt Cola). Then I show up at da club, drop trou, and face fuck the hottest stripper in the place, all while sodomizing her with a drumstick. Most strippers are willing to do this in exchange for some chicken and Jolt cola.
One sicko even ate the chicken I put up her ass.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I have developed a truly marvelous proof of the conjecture that the SCQQ (strip club quality quotient) asymptotically approaches a simple quadratic function of the SHv (sluttiness-hotness value) of the women in the area as the number of strip clubs in an area approaches infinity.
Alas, I've yet to find the city with an infinite number of strip clubs.
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11 years ago
You da man Papi! You da man!
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11 years ago
But I wouldn't want some stupid ass reality show. I'd just want to die happy at age 105 in bed with my 20 year old girlfriend (having replaced the former girlfriend when she became an old hag) and her 18 year old sister. And 3 or 4 or her hot soroity sisters. Fuck yeah!