Comments by lopaw (page 28)

Strippers aren't generally dateable much less marriage material. They are great fuck buddies, tho.

Lol - what titty(dot) said.

You muthafuckers would never see me again. I would abandon my life as it is now and buy an island somewhere and build several stripclub's on it to entertain myself. Oh and a brothel too. And a 7-11 for sundries.

@gammanu95- I haven't knowingly gotten a completely straight girl to play for my team, but I have helped plenty of 7+'s who were bi-curious to be curious no more!

@larry - that stripper hasn't been invented yet.

Based on the literally hundreds of strippers that I have met and lapped, I can confidently state that I am the smartest lady in the stripclub. Not smart enough to stop going and saving my money, but smart enough to stay out of trouble and find my way back home after each visit.

And for the record, SJG - we are very glad it's not around you too.

Lol It's been a few years since I attended a Lesbianalooza in Palm Springs, but I do remember some of the pool parties had some SMOKIN hot baby dykes! Ah.... the blurry memories!

The whole "Nude-Optional" thing can be true of any nude club if management is so weak as to not enforce full nudity on stage, at least by the last song.

My first few years clubbing were all at a local topless joint where extras were unheard of, so I had no clue about them. Once that club closed for good I had to move on and find a new place, and the next closest club happened to be all nude. It didn't take long for me to figure things out from there!

With the plethora of available stripper ready to backfill her spot, not long at all. One major fuck up and it's buh-bye and on to the next honey.

6 months is long enough, then put it out of its misery.

What is a "better club experience" to you? Are you a mileage hound? Do you want eye candy and some tame dances? Do you want to drink alcohol? How much can you spend? These things are important to know when trying to make a decision.

"Maybe their natural toes are not so camelish." I love this. New bumper sticker material!

As long as they aren't rock hard or the PS was poorly done, then it's all good to me.

I will occasionally do this when I visit a club and the girls don.t know me yet. I'll buy a dance from the first dancer that asks, regardless of what she looks like. It tells the other dancers that I buy dances and then they will hit me up. Nothing travels faster in a SC than dressing room gossip about PL's.

@larry- where do we find her, and how do we get her to a club? I'm all in!

Avoid the rip off stripclubs and set up a playdate with a TER gal.

When she sees me, makes total eye contact, struts over to where I am and pushes her boobs and/or pussy in my face and tells me that she wants to ravish me. Yep - that pretty much will do it.

Day-um! I'd give her a solid 9.5

Perfection!

What do you look like rockstar (if you don't mind me asking)?

Brunettes, followed by auburn hair. Blondes are least attractive to me, though of course there are always exceptions.

I've had a couple providers ask me to dinner and THEY OFFERED TO PAY. Now if THAT doesn't tell you nothing will!