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5 years ago
I jokingly refer to wearing double thong as wearing a hazmat suit. Thanks to prior posters with the stuff you've come up with.
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5 years ago
I'd say this submitted "review" had so much bad craic in it.....
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5 years ago
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CJKent (Banned)“The more a person needs to be right, the less certain he is...”
Initials should have clued me in. Wtf kind of writing style is this supposed to be ?
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5 years ago
Please submit this ad to Alaska Airlines to put in their local attractions section for people who buy tickets to ANC.
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5 years ago
Good link there, Liwet, thanks for posting. r529, my honest opinion (based on limited subpar quality pics) is that I'd buy dances from you, though not necessarily seek you out from the other dancers on shift.
Remember that looks may attract, but good personality/attitude keeps.
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5 years ago
A few things, D612:
1) Afaik, Joe Redner has no financial or managerial interest in 2001 club.
2) Like a broken record, mikey m trashes club and trolls reviews. For some reason (s), he harbors a long standing animus towards club. He seems pissed off at life in general and club in particular.
3) Please PM me Brazilian dancers name , or a detailed description of her. I'll plan to avoid her on future visits.
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5 years ago
"You want details". "I want details". Picture rhb looking like Col Jessup replying "you can't handle the details."
Good details and prose, I couldn't handle the 105db level of gossiping "hens".
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5 years ago
As 1 wag posted, how do you evaluate dancer hotness, club atmosphere, value for $$ spent if there are no dancers in club, and you didn't spend a damn cent. Afaic, non existent review for non existent club. There's a way to notify founder that club is closed, and he'll so note. Also can post in club discussion section.
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5 years ago
Good eye contact enhances the total lapdance experience, but it's not the focal point for me. On the flip side, dancers who turn their back on me from at the get-go, and/or throughout most of dance is a turn off for me.
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5 years ago
MISS!!! Clubber didn't even evaluate this club. Posters whose main tuscl contribution consists of hurling multiple insults says a lot more about that person than the target of the insults.
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5 years ago
Desertscrub must have been that biker dude several years ago that burst into the Mons restroom with a bad case of diarrhea.
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5 years ago
Thanks, yankeez, just saved me from making trip to club. Scan is a deal breaker.
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5 years ago
M72- hi kettle, meet pot. Get a life yourself.
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5 years ago
Good summary, Nidan 111. What age bracket would you be in ?
On universal question I've heard bandied about for a long time is can you really expect a woman to tell the truth about her age ?
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5 years ago
laplurker- Are you a VIP member that has actually graded reviews for publication ? You should know that the unpublished review section, the reviewers name, number of his prior reviews, the 3 factor ratings, and the $$ spent (unless mentioned in main body of review) is not visible to "judges", and thus is being accepted or rejected by it's stand alone merits, and not on who happened to submit it.
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5 years ago
I get that this missive that doesn't meet review guidelines belongs in the club discussion section
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5 years ago
@Justin T- You need a new pair of reading glasses. Subject reviewer has a grand total of TWO reviews , with a 10 year gap between the 2 reviews.
Still when grading submissions, have no idea who the person is,or whether it's the persons first, or 200th review, they get graded on their stand alone merits.
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5 years ago
Don't sweat it, doc. You strike me as being a bit more Omega than Delta. No "DSP" for you.
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5 years ago
Aside from fake boobs being a "DQI", agree with much of what Papi and Sir Lap say. In this day and age, making tattoos an automatic DQ will make one pretty lonely in most clubs. While I'm of the opinion that tats on a beautiful woman are like putting bumper stickers on a Ferrari, I'll make exceptions to that rule if the tats aren't too overdone.
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5 years ago
Well he did omit the drink prices, but at least touched on just about every other checklist item. (Review was exactly 4 paragraphs with 3 - 7 sentences each).
I likely would have published this review. On the minus side, would have liked to see a more detailed dancer profile, and a description of how comfortable and private the VIP areas were. On the pus side, he did a good job at capturing 2 nuanced details (metal detector at entry, watered down shots with annoying shot girl). On the balance, a C plus on the Papi grading system.
Can we make the Papi grading scale a sticky post ?
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5 years ago
Dingus, you strike me as a Yolo type of guy. I wouldn't dream of interfering with any foolishness you chose to indulge in. I expect nothing less than a full report from you. My gripes expressed in last paragraph of prior post sums up my beef- lousy parking and higher ROB incidence.
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5 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Your dancer was a real flake (how many drinks did you ply her with) to say that to you. Telling someone that they look mean isn't a good way to ingratiate oneself to somebody.
More often than not, I've had dancers tell me that they like my smile, because I'm generally in a good mood when I'm in the club. Every once in a while, I've seen a dancer shout smile to the crowd, or draw a smile motion across her face when looking at me. Since that happened such a long time ago, I don't recall the events leading up to her stage set.
When going to an unfamiliar club, I tend to be a bit on the "on guard" mode. Also any negative trigger (slow drink service, door person pissed you a little, too crowded, dancer shift not up to expectations at the moment, etc) can be smile killers. I try not to pout, but so far I haven't seen any other poster mention that a dancer told them they looked mean. Don't tread on rick, 'ya hear me ....
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5 years ago
I have a couple of ideas:
1) Go to Synn COI, write a review. Use new found 8 weeks of VIP access to study other areas and be better prepared for next visit. Then try some topless places to see if a topless LD is sufficient to make you splooge. Plenty of good contact topless LD's for $10 to $20 per dance. If not, then plenty of nude contact places for less than $40 that don't clip songs like the Rhino chain does.
2) Jack off to free porn in your hotel room, pocket the $200 savings for future club visits. Cram 8 weeks of studying into 4 weeks for potential club visits.
My gut impression is that you need to get virgin club experience out of your system, and will likely go for curtain #1. Whatever you do (I read your review comments) don't go SR Downtown. Parking is tight there (valet parks car in the street sometimes, took them 15 minutes to get my car), and seems to have higher than average % of ROB's. Have fun, please report back, and welcome to Tuscl.
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5 years ago
@rhb- So who has asked you to apologize for being rich ? (I'm not talking politicians making sound bites, I mean someone talking to your face ) .
Secondly, what income level, and/or net worth level would you consider to be rich ?
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5 years ago
Oops, dr evil, just read your Part 1, see no names mentioned, hope we're cool now. However, the guy in your avatar looks like a slimy weasel. Going back to chill mode now.