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!The following is an exhaustive, exquisitely detailed review of one of Houston’s dingier high-mileage dens of depravity.

SEIZING A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY:

Mrs. Hornibastard had a hen party at our house today. Unlike the hen parties back during the “glory days,” I knew there would be no drunken “strip, rub, lick, suck & fuck” minum card games, skinny dipping in the pool or naked 8-ball tournaments this time ( https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=67377 ), just a bunch of Indonesian women gossiping at the 105 decibel level while 9 or 10 of their unruly children run around my house squealing at the 120 decibel level. So it seemed to be an excellent day to sneak off for an impromptu visit to one of my favorite emergency desploogination clinics.